Danny Dyer - Britian Hardest Softman

stevoman

Would anyone like to sponser me. €2 a line, im trying to raise cash to fly over to England so i can kick the s*hit out of this muppet. I will also videotaoe it for other peoples satisfaction.

Doc

stevoman wrote: »

Would anyone like to sponser me. €2 a line, im trying to raise cash to fly over to England so i can kick the s*hit out of this muppet. I will also videotaoe it for other peoples satisfaction.

yes

Captain Darling

Give him a good kick in the vadge from me.

*throws 2 euro to you*

Quazzie

Can we turn this thread into another sadistic torture one, please?

thelordofcheese

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Can we turn this thread into another sadistic torture one, please?

Well just have to accuse him of being a pediatrician and we can let the usual suspects flail at the keyboard telling us how they would hurt him.

because nothing says irony like a bunch of keyboard warriors having a circkle-jerk about how they'll preform inhuman acts of cruelty to punish an inhuman act of cruelty.

giggsy664

Teh one two uniflu

Kiera

stevoman wrote: »

Would anyone like to sponser me. €2 a line, im trying to raise cash to fly over to England so i can kick the s*hit out of this muppet. I will also videotaoe it for other peoples satisfaction.

Noooooooo. I'll give you €1000 not to touch him. He's so pretty *swoon*

Radharc na Sleibhte

Danny Dyer is pwoper nawwttty.

Roadend

Facking 'ell bruv, its all about to kick off

Slow Motion

Who the hell is Danny Dyer?

stevoman

Slow Motion wrote: »

Who the hell is Danny Dyer?

In short - a complete dickhead. if you dont know him you must be keeping "your nut down"!

Kiera

Slow Motion wrote: »

Who the hell is Danny Dyer?

He's a diamond geezer!

Captain Darling

Slow Motion wrote: »

Who the hell is Danny Dyer?

'E goes around the world looking for the taffest, 'ardest gangs that go right mental. And den it all kicks off right?

Know worra mean?

Geeza.

Xavi6

Apparently I look like him so you can kick the bollox out of me in exchange for the €1000.

Kiera

Xavi6 wrote: »

Apparently I look like him so you can kick the bollox out of me in exchange for the €1000.

Pics or GTFO!

Xavi6

Kiera wrote: »

Pics or GTFO!

Lol well a few people said it in that 'Know Your Lookalikes' thread. Pics should still be there.

Slow Motion

stevoman wrote: »

In short - a complete dickhead. if you dont know him you must be keeping "your nut down"!

Kiera wrote: »

He's a diamond geezer!

Captain Darling wrote: »

'E goes around the world looking for the taffest, 'ardest gangs that go right mental. And den it all kicks off right?

Know worra mean?

Geeza.

So he's a Diamond Dickhead, that can't speak english and likes a good scrap? Thank god for having only 4 T.V. channels and a good DVD collection

Kiera

Slow Motion wrote: »

So he's a Diamond Dickhead, that can't speak english and likes a good scrap? Thank god for having only 4 T.V. channels and a good DVD collection

Yes BUT he's very purty!

stevoman

Kiera wrote: »

Yes BUT he's very purty!

get a ride! :pac:

Kiera

stevoman wrote: »

get a ride! :pac:

I'm trying dammit!!! :mad:

stevoman

Kiera wrote: »

I'm trying dammit!!! :mad:

*sighs* oh, PM me i suppose.

Vain

I will drive you over and even knock at his front door for you then i will leave you jackie chan his ass.

Saint_Mel

Slow Motion wrote: »

So he's a Diamond Dickhead, that can't speak english and likes a good scrap? Thank god for having only 4 T.V. channels and a good DVD collection

Slight Correction ... he likes talking about people in good scraps

XxlauraxX

This him ? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Dyer:cool:

Clare Bear

Hmmmm....wouldn't mind a go off him to be honest.:pac: He's looking kinda shi.te these days though...

Kiera

Clare Bear wrote: »

Hmmmm....wouldn't mind a go off him to be honest.:pac: He's looking kinda shi.te these days though...

He's getting old, but i still would!

Captain Darling

Jeez, this thread is dripping more than a George Foreman cook off contest.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

A fiver if you do Jermey Clarkson as well, while you're over there.

stevoman

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

A fiver if you do Jermey Clarkson as well, while you're over there.

Done!

Roadend

Slow Motion wrote: »

So he's a Diamond Dickhead, that can't speak english and likes a good scrap? Thank god for having only 4 T.V. channels and a good DVD collection

SAme here, me DVD collection is made up of Human Traffic, the Football Factory, Mean Machine, The Business and Sexy Beast.

Flyer1

He looks like he was kicked in the face, many many times.

Nichololas

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

A fiver if you do Jermey Clarkson as well, while you're over there.

He's coming over here to do Topgear, so you could probably save yourself the cost of a flight and mow him down outside RTE, no?

Also; According to Danny Dyer's iMDB page he got married when he was 14. Legend.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Enlil_Nick wrote: »

He's coming over here to do Topgear, so you could probably save yourself the cost of a flight and mow him down outside RTE, no?

Also; According to Danny Dyer's iMDB page he got married when he was 14. Legend.

Not in Dublin and prefer to keep my hands clean, cheers...!

Degsy

The little poof nearly planked himself last week in Britain's Deadliest Men.
Some 6' 3" genuine gangster put a bit of verbal on him to replicate a drug taxing.
The pwoper 'ardman,Dyer had to get his composure back aftrewards and there were tears in his eyes!!

Gummy Panda

I like the film The Business. Thats all

FranchisePlayer

Degsy wrote: »

The little poof nearly planked himself last week in Britain's Deadliest Men.
Some 6' 3" genuine gangster put a bit of verbal on him to replicate a drug taxing.
The pwoper 'ardman,Dyer had to get his composure back aftrewards and there were tears in his eyes!!

Oh yeah was on Bravo and ha he did yeah I think i gonna bring up my brekkie ha puff lol

4zn76tysfajdxp

E's well 'ard

Livin' it large etc.

Looks like a serious prick though.

junior_apollo

stevoman wrote: »

*sighs* oh, PM me i suppose.

PM sent...

Biggins

Just let us know where to send the cheque and we'd (wifey & I) galdly pay for the little dweeb to be slapped repeatedly with a wet fish for weeks.

Archeron

Hey "crying eyes"...is that you again???