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The Queen

  • 24-10-2008 7:25pm
    #1
    Mark200
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,536 ✭✭✭


    Why is she always holding flowers?


    I think seeds were glued to her hands during an unfortunate gardening accident one day and they decided it was too risky to remove them


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  • #2
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Yes, I'm fairly sure that's what happened as well.


  • #3
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Because she is a lizard.


  • #4
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    I heard that she always carries them cause...............actually, no sorry OP this thread gives me nothing.


  • #5
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Because your ghey


  • #6
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    They are poppy flowers. The Queen has a crippling opium addiction.

    Or


    Because you touch kids


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  • #7
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Mark200 wrote: »
    Why is she always holding flowers?


    I think seeds were glued to her hands during an unfortunate gardening accident one day and they decided it was too risky to remove them

    You've got to constantly smell of flowers if you are constantly talking ****....


  • #8
    Darragh29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    To give to YORE MA!


  • #9
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Its cos she killed Diana


    Too soon? Never


  • #10
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    No, Phillip killed Diana


  • #11
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭Archeron


    She is actually a tree ent, and the flowers grow there naturally. She also has a fascinating fungus growing somewhere else.


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  • #12
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    They're actually brain slugs in disguise acting from remote. They're in control.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #13
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I wouldnt mind de-flowering her...


  • #14
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    She's practicing being dead


  • #15
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Maybe she wants to bake a cake? Wait....how do you spell flour?


  • #16
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    antodeco wrote: »
    I wouldnt mind de-flowering her...

    jaysus al that low, she has to have a fanny like a clowns pocket after all those kids


  • #17
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=


  • #18
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    jaysus al that low, she has to have a fanny like a clowns pocket after all those kids

    In a molesting way?


  • #19
    Steve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    What queen?

    We don't have a fukkin queen.


  • #20
    Steve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    Cokehead Mother wrote: »
    :(

    Bastard went offline.
    No I didn't

    put back yer reply:pac:


  • #21
    Pride Fighter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    She is guaranteed a place in hell for the atrocities that occurred during her reign. Afghanistan, Iraq, Northern Ireland take your pick.


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  • #22
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Pride Fighter wrote: »
    She is guaranteed a place in hell for the atrocities that occurred during her reign. Afghanistan, Iraq, Northern Ireland take your pick.
    You do realize she has fúck all say about that stuff?


  • #23
    Mark200
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,536 ✭✭✭Mark200


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    You do realize she has fúck all say about that stuff?

    I think she has the authority to stop it if she wants to


  • #24
    Pj!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    She's f*cking useless.


  • #25
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Mark200 wrote: »
    I think she has the authority to stop it if she wants to
    How so?


  • #26
    Peared
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    You could have stopped after 'The queen, why?'


  • #27
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    It's to stop her waving all the time.


  • #28
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Mark200 wrote: »
    Why is she always holding flowers?


    To mask the smell of putrefying flesh.


    She is the zombie queen.


    God save the zombie queen.


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