Smelly farts

Nevyn

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7686911.stm

'Fart gas' link to blood pressure
Nose
Hydrogen sulphide is behind the smell of rotten eggs

The gas best known for being used in many stink bombs may also control blood pressure, say US researchers.

Small amounts of hydrogen sulphide - a toxic gas generated by bacteria living in the human gut - are responsible for the foul odour of flatulence.

But it seems the gas is also produced by an enzyme in blood vessels where it relaxes them and lowers blood pressure.

The findings in mice may lead to new treatments for high blood pressure, the Science journal reported.

It would seem hat the brothers are only looking after thier blood pressure and health with their manly farts.

citytillidie

Maybe thats why the band the ole smoking from pubs now you can smell the farts and help your blood pressure while drinking

smashey

That's what I'll tell Mrs. smashey tonight when the lovely aroma of the ever deadly silent fart whafts from under the duvet. :cool:

Steve

Blood pressure you say?
And there I was thinking it was Guinness followed by a feed of bacon and cabbage... :pac:

bandit197

SteveC wrote: »

Blood pressure you say?
And there I was thinking it was Guinness followed by a feed of bacon and cabbage... :pac:

Pints of Heineken + sweet and sour chicken fried rice = Hydrogen sulphide

ChickCool

im so disapointed in this thread-i thought it would be dedicated to boasting about farts

zAbbo

ChickCool wrote: »

im so disapointed in this thread-i thought it would be dedicated to boasting about farts

Isn't it ?

Gaspode

Thaedydal wrote: »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7686911.stm



It would seem hat the brothers are only looking after thier blood pressure and health with their manly farts.

And yet the wimmens farts ar soooo much smellier.

What the brothers possess in volume the laydies surpass in quality.

taidghbaby

deswalsh wrote: »

And yet the wimmens farts ar soooo much smellier.

What the brothers possess in volume the laydies surpass in quality.

Pherekydes

deswalsh wrote: »

And yet the wimmens farts ar soooo much smellier.

Obviously! Women's blood pressure is lower, on average, than men's. Now we know why. Nothing to do with menses.

Yet another quality BGRH thread.

FlutterinBantam

I was in a small lift in a semi-state company recently after a feed of collar bacon,red cabbage,turnips and rooster potatoes.

I was feeling a little bloated in the afternoon and was trying to release some gas to no avail.Soon as I entered the lift ,on my own, to go two floors up,the seal broke and a ssss[/SIZE]ssssss phaaaaaaaarrrrrrphbanged out and she was totally and I mean totally fetid cloying and viscious.

Lift stops at next floor and a heavy matron steps in,goes to press the button,sniffs, and straight back out the door like a bull rhino.

fcukin lift stunk for the day I would imagine:D

Steve

See...

Even the experts say bacon and cabbage is the best

/was wondering how long it would take for the flutter to find this :eek:

FlutterinBantam

Too fcukin long Steve, losin my touch.

Having said that , unloaded a cloying,fetid, seeper of a particularly rich and sour aroma on the Dart into Sydney parade today.

Fcukin auld wan with the glasses on the end of her snout,and the only other occupant of the carriage,rose her head ,sniffed and Tskd tskd,got up and exited, to a loud ripper which hopped off the windows to see her off.


Nice to see ya ...to see ya NOOOOOICE

Degsy

I was drinking in a mates house a few years ago and the only thing he had in his fridge was tesco veggie burgers.
We had two each and the next day a bloke in work had to run off and get sick with the stench.
The farts werent just blowing out me arse,they were leaking out even when my hole was relaxed.
As for the stench..think sewage based on a load of people with the runs eating mushrooms.
Nver gain.

trout

Veggie burgers you say ?

Well I never :cool:

On today's performance, I can highly recommended butter fried leeks & onions ... excellent source.

Don1

Some Italian dish with plenty of garlic, copious amounts of Heineken, salami and cheese sambos before bed, then today, I am nearly getting sick every time one is released. Horrid. Thinking of sitting outside until it dies down!

Fulton Crown

Don't think so ass wads .. Consider the "Taxi Driver"

Ingest some Guinness - say about six pints - some mashed potato and a half kilo of savoury mince.....let her settle.. nip on a couple o hard boiled eggs...pop into a taxi an when the retarded cnunt behind the wheel begins to tell u how the country should be run....

Raise an ass cheek an giv her some throttle.....mist out a slow seeeeepy one ....shut the cnunt up in jig time I tell you:eek:

cashmni1

For source i must recomend a large and healthy amount of Guiness on the Friday night, followed on Sat morning with a healthy fry. Now, the important bit, for complete and utter gut rot, another few (6) swift pints before your 10 oz steak. Now let that settle for an hour, and off you go. Preferably in public, like the pub for instance, where you down another few cold pints while you feel lke letting everyone else know just what your farts are capable of.....
Just watch the reaction.

3greenrizla's

I'M A VEGGIE.........there I have said it, but being a veggie means I kow a thing or two about the subject at hand.

Once I went to Subway (rotton/fancy sandwich place) and got the veggie special........I was RANK for about two days.

smashey

3greenrizla's wrote: »

I'M A VEGGIE.........there I have said it, but being a veggie means I kow a thing or two about the subject at hand.

Once I went to Subway (rotton/fancy sandwich place) and got the veggie special........I was RANK for about two days.

All I can see there is something about Subway.

trout

3greenrizla's wrote: »

I'M A VEGGIE.........there I have said it, but being a veggie means I kow a thing or two about the subject at hand.

Once I went to Subway (rotton/fancy sandwich place) and got the veggie special........I was RANK for about two days.

smashey wrote: »

All I can see there is something about Subway.

I can see something about RANK VEGGIES or VEGGIES RANK ... I think that's what it says