One For The Wimmins

rocky25

Men are like....

1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the S**t out of you.

2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take ooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............. You never know when they're coming,how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


Behind Every Successful Woman Is Herself.

A Woman Is Like A Tea Bag...You Don't Know How Strong She Is Until You Put Her in Hot Water.

I Have Yet To Hear A Man Ask For Advice On How To Combine Marriage And A Career.

Coffee, Chocolate, Men………………Some Things Are Just Better Rich.

I'm Out Of Estrogen and I Have A Gun.

Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It.

Of Course I Don't Look Busy...I Did It Right The First Time.

Do Not Start With Me You Will Not Win.

All Stressed Out and No One To Choke.

And last but not least:

If You Want Breakfast In Bed,Sleep In The Kitchen

dh0661

This -- in some small way, makes up for your Tuesday ums :rolleyes:.

cHaTbOx

:Dcheered me up again Rocky,thanks

R N' R

rocky25 wrote: »

13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

That got me, sitting in the office laughin like a idiot