Hey Orestes!

Karl Hungus · 20-10-2008 11:24pm #1

Wanna watch a movie?

:cool:

orestes · 21-10-2008 12:48am

:eek::eek::eek:

*huddles in the corner and rocks back and forth*

randylonghorn · 21-10-2008 12:49am

orestes wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek:

*huddles in the corner and rocks back and forth*

I know ... you wouldn't be the first one to react that way to a picture of Karl! :pac:

/dives for cover

Karl Hungus · 21-10-2008 12:50am

randylonghorn wrote: »

I know ... you wouldn't be the first one to react that way to a picture of Karl! :pac:

/dives for cover

Quiet you, or I'll post more pics! :mad:

monkeyfudge · 21-10-2008 12:51am

I like the bit where Dorothy get's pounded while she's wearing her Doc Martins.... oh... wait... that was American History X.

Karl Hungus · 21-10-2008 12:54am

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I like the bit where Dorothy get's pounded while she's wearing her Doc Martins.... oh... wait... that was American History X.

That was hot.

orestes · 21-10-2008 12:58am

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I like the bit where Dorothy get's pounded while she's wearing her Doc Martins.... oh... wait... that was American History X.

fap fap fap

cHaTbOx · 21-10-2008 6:36am

<snip>
(link to entire movie present)

Doctor DooM · 21-10-2008 8:33am

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Wanna watch a movie?

:cool:

that DVD is still in cellophane.

You actually bought that JUST to give Orestes a hard time, didn't you?

Rozabeez · 21-10-2008 11:46am

I've never seen Oz movies

cHaTbOx · 21-10-2008 11:56am

<snip>
yarrrr
illegal video posting not allowed

Galvasean · 21-10-2008 1:10pm

Rozabeez wrote: »

I've never seen Oz movies

You should start by watching the TV series.

Karl Hungus · 21-10-2008 4:53pm

SDooM wrote: »

that DVD is still in cellophane.

You actually bought that JUST to give Orestes a hard time, didn't you?

Not at all, I bought it because I wanted to watch it, and I watched it last night and it was awesome!

Giving Orestes a hard time, that's just the icing on the cake. OM NOM NOM NOM!!!! :pac:

Nerin · 21-10-2008 5:34pm

lol.
more boards user motivational images!

moar!

Will · 21-10-2008 5:58pm

Karl Hungus - that is a mighty beard!!

Everything else is just irrelevant in this thread now!

More cowbell beard! This thread needs more cowbell beard!

SmileyPaul · 21-10-2008 9:47pm

so supposedly its one of the scariest freakish movies of all time
can someone elaborate? maybe orestes? :P

Karl Hungus · 21-10-2008 10:53pm

Will wrote: »

Karl Hungus - that is a mighty beard!!

Everything else is just irrelevant in this thread now!

More cowbell beard! This thread needs more cowbell beard!

Hehe, thanks.

SmileyPaul wrote: »

so supposedly its one of the scariest freakish movies of all time
can someone elaborate? maybe orestes? :P

Well, not exactly scariest of all time, just magnificently dark, scary and depressing for a kid's film.

Take a look:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbPNJqZTjmI

Aisling(",) · 22-10-2008 12:19am

oooh i want to see it after watching that!

Galvasean · 22-10-2008 1:08am

Nerin wrote: »

lol.
more boards user motivational images!

moar!

Karl Hungus · 22-10-2008 1:19am

Aisling(",) wrote: »

oooh i want to see it after watching that!

Do. It's very good.

Kama · 22-10-2008 2:07am

For full effect you need to watch it as a young child.

If you are not a young child, one will be provided.

brianthebard · 22-10-2008 2:14am

Are you sure that's a kid's film Karl? It looks pretty ****ed up. Also Wizard of Oz is one of my favourite childhood stories, if I watch that film will it irrepairably destroy my memories??

Karl Hungus · 22-10-2008 2:28am

brianthebard wrote: »

Are you sure that's a kid's film Karl?

Yes. Here's the original trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipivUGVydMY

brianthebard wrote: »

It looks pretty ****ed up.

It is, and there's still a lot more freaky stuff in the film itself. The trailer I posted previously is a fan cut one, to show what the film is actually like, because originally Disney really tried to hide what a dark and terrifying film it was.

brianthebard wrote: »

Also Wizard of Oz is one of my favourite childhood stories, if I watch that film will it irrepairably destroy my memories??

Supposedly it's closer to the books than the Judy Garland film was, so not really.

brianthebard · 22-10-2008 2:31am

I didn't watch the first film either, I think that would be just as damaging to my childhood memories tbh...

Kama · 22-10-2008 4:05am

The screeching Wheeler/trolley sound still gets to me.

What's scarier now is how I didn't 'get it' then, so it becomes even more disturbing...

Ah well, can't hurt your memories more than reading any of the long-winded social-critique interpretations of the original book. Mental trauma > tl;dr tbh.

Nerin · 22-10-2008 6:42am

Galvasean wrote: »

moar!

Overheal · 22-10-2008 7:03am

He's not an autobot at all!

SmileyPaul · 22-10-2008 12:19pm

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Hehe, thanks.

Well, not exactly scariest of all time, just magnificently dark, scary and depressing for a kid's film.

Take a look:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbPNJqZTjmI

I can not wait to see that!!

Galvasean · 22-10-2008 12:22pm

That bit where the Gnome King was devouring everybody, WTF!?!?

Actually if memory serves correct is that the same movie with all the impaled heads?

Dolbert · 22-10-2008 9:05pm

I love this! So damn weird and disturbing, it's all coming back to me... like the bit where all the impaled heads start screaming at once... :eek:

Karl Hungus · 22-10-2008 9:24pm

Impaled heads? They were severed heads. And yeah, it was freaky as feck when they all started screaming.

Galvasean · 22-10-2008 9:57pm

Wouldnt mind seeing this smut film again. Whered you find it Karl?

Karl Hungus · 22-10-2008 10:00pm

Galvasean wrote: »

Wouldnt mind seeing this smut film again. Whered you find it Karl?

Right here. Fairly cheap anywho, you'd pay as much for a pint some places.

Dolbert · 22-10-2008 10:04pm

I think I'll buy it for my little brother for Christmas! I can't remember if he loved it or was terrified of it. Either way.

Galvasean · 22-10-2008 11:06pm

I'll probably get one or my sister. How she adores the Wizard of Oz. Pretty sure I remember her talking about Return in a not as nice light.

The Don · 22-10-2008 11:31pm

That fan trailer looked good. Way different from the real trailer. Will definately have to see this. Just imdb'd it. Knew that Dorothy looked familiar.

*500th post

Karl Hungus · 22-10-2008 11:38pm

The Don wrote: »

*500th post

Congrats.

The Don · 23-10-2008 12:45pm

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Congrats.

/cheers :pac:

MizzLolly · 23-10-2008 10:13pm

I haven't been online in a few days and now I'm really confused...

What's so bad about the Wizard of Oz?

orestes · 23-10-2008 11:56pm

MizzLolly wrote: »

I haven't been online in a few days and now I'm really confused...

What's so bad about the Wizard of Oz?

Nothing wrong with the Wizard of Oz, it's a fun filled film for all the family.

Return to Oz on the other hand is a psychadelic head-fukk of a trip into the deepest and darkest recesses of the human mind where no child should ever have to venture and untold life-term trauma awaits.

Karl has recently decided to use this fact to psychologically torture me to the point where I can no longer sleep and spend the whole night huddling under my stairs with a baseball bat and now scream whenever I hear the creak of a trolley wheel.

*goes back under the stairs with his baseball bat*

Karl Hungus · 24-10-2008 12:06am

MizzLolly wrote: »

What's so bad about the Wizard of Oz?

As Orestes says, it's not the Wizard of Oz, it's Return to Oz. Did you watch this trailer?

It's just a remarkably dark and disturbing kid's film. The film starts with Dorothy being brought to a mental institution to get electroshock treatment, she keeps hearing other patients screaming. It's incredibly depressing, and once she escapes and goes back to Oz, she essentially escapes one nightmare and dives right into another, worse one. Altogether, it's a very good film!

randylonghorn · 24-10-2008 12:24am

orestes wrote: »

*goes back under the stairs with his baseball bat*

Meh ... stop boasting! :pac:

Lockstep · 24-10-2008 11:38pm

Galvasean wrote: »

You should start by watching the TV series.

QFT

I love Oz (the TV series)

SmileyPaul · 25-10-2008 1:35am

Karl Hungus wrote: »

As Orestes says, it's not the Wizard of Oz, it's Return to Oz. Did you watch this trailer?

It's just a remarkably dark and disturbing kid's film. The film starts with Dorothy being brought to a mental institution to get electroshock treatment, she keeps hearing other patients screaming. It's incredibly depressing, and once she escapes and goes back to Oz, she essentially escapes one nightmare and dives right into another, worse one. Altogether, it's a very good film!

I still haven;t watched it

Galvasean · 25-10-2008 12:16pm

SmileyPaul wrote: »

I still haven;t watched it

If you value the purity of your immortal soul you will avoid it.

SmileyPaul · 25-10-2008 5:18pm

Galvasean wrote: »

If you value the purity of your immortal soul you will avoid it.

they sound like the workds of a fearful man :P
I've never been pure

Whispered · 26-10-2008 5:45pm

Here's a q, why was a thread about your bedside locker closed for not being nocturnal enough, and this thread was left open?

Just wondering?

anonymous_joe · 26-10-2008 7:02pm

This one fúcks with Orestes' head?

Galvasean · 27-10-2008 12:04pm

helena.ryan wrote: »

Here's a q, why was a thread about your bedside locker closed for not being nocturnal enough, and this thread was left open?

Just wondering?

Because films this messed up shouldn't be shown pre-watershed.

Hey Orestes!

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