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What would you make Irish prisoners dance to ?

  • 20-10-2008 11:31am
    #1
    RATM
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    Right well Ive just been watching the Filipino prisoners dancing to Michael Jackson's Thriller for the umpteenth time and a thought occurred to me that it would be a top idea if we could get Irish prisoners to do the same, maybe even have a dance-off online with their criminal counterparts in the Philippines. That's if they are not too busy waffling to Anto and Hatchet on their mobile phones, watching Sky Sports on the plasma or tending to their in prison aviaries.

    So if you could choose a tune to have the hoards in Mountjoy dance to what would it be?

    I know there's a couple of birds in there who do a damn good version of the Scissor Sisters:D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o


Comments

  • #2
    phasers
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    I'd just shoot at their feet instead


  • #3
    PrivateEye
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭PrivateEye


    It'd have to be something distinctly Irish, to enable us to sell DVD copies to foreigners and the like.

    Saw Doctors, that kind of ballpark......

    Big scumbag Ceilis.


  • #4
    Dancor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭Dancor


    I predict a riot


  • #5
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Paddy's Revenge.


  • #6
    humanji
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    God Save The Queen?


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  • #7
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    I Want To Break Free?


  • #8
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    A country tune like "I Dropped the Soap and Bubba Banged Me"

    Mike


  • #9
    pawrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,747 ✭✭✭pawrick


    birdy dance followed by a bout of rock the boat

    ya can't act hard doing them


  • #10
    DenMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,177 ✭✭✭DenMan


    Let me see, Jailhouse Rock comes to mind.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpzV_0l5ILI


  • #11
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    For de cool: The Time Warp


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  • #12
    bluto63
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    Heroine - Velvet Underground


  • #13
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,362 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    I'm a little teapot...


  • #14
    Dyr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Im listening to (Rudy) a message to you, the synchronicity is delicious

    just play the scrotes some UB40, they'll dance anyway then


  • #15
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    I think we should get them to do "Hairspray: A clink musical"


  • #16
    DonJose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    There are women or shemales in the following video, when you are behind bars you can't be too choosy ;)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXbfCQ6eV_I&feature=related


  • #17
    rvd156
    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭rvd156


    Gareth brookes....I got friends (in low places):D


  • #18
    lucylu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    make them hold hands and riverdance.....


  • #19
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    The Birdie Song. Followed by a square dance.


  • #20
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    The Funky Chicken of course.


  • #21
    Dinter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Dinter


    I'd get them to do one of those Highland Sword Dances.

    Might blindfold them first though. . .


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  • #22
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,279 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    A reworded version of YMCA.

    # It's fun to stay at the, J - O - Y! #


  • #23
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    square_igloo wrote: »
    The Birdie Song.

    I was gonna say that one :)

    So..Riverdance then...would be feckin hilarious watchin them do impressions of Michael Flattely (pity the poor lad who has to be Jean) in lycra fish net tops and pleather trousers :eek::D id get arrested just to get into Mountjoy to see that.


  • #24
    dennistuam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 155 ✭✭dennistuam


    i am sure anto and deco would get a surprise if gazza played live ,
    or any of them in the x factor or the twins from athlone in fact it should be compulsory for any of the losers from ireland that go to to euro song to play for tea time song for the boy y a know wha i mean


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