The "Make up a new word" Thread

Archeron

I propose we open a thread wherein all those budding linguists out there can propose a totally new word that should enter common use.
To be accepted as a new word, at least three other boardsies must agree that the word is acceptable, and that they shall endeavor to use it.

I would like to put forward the first suggestion of the word "blerk".

Ever have one of those moments where you see a person and just cant work out if its a bloke or a bird? Long hair and makeup, but big massive jaw and wide rugby tackle shoulders? Wearing a mans business suit and talking with a really deep voice, but petite and feminine and with a bob? Is it a bird? Is its a bloke? Neither, its a blerk!

Definition. Blerk : A human creature neither obviously male nor female, but cleverly disguised so as to look like both, yet neither.

Please share with us your new madey uppey words.

slumped

Scatmuppet

Definition: Somone who is a muppet and talksss sh1te in forums. eg "Slumped is a scatmuppet".

S

Biggins

"Conflusted"

Meaning: I am confused and flustered - I am flustered at being confused!

I'm using the word in my new novel.

Sharpshooter

Threadseenest.
When a thread starts off in one place and ends up in another.:pac:

antodeco

Osmogalisation

The abilty of your own stupidity to pass onto those around you.
to lead by blind example without knowledge from anyone else

gphelan

Spontaneous pontification..... unsolicited ranting at length on a subject unrelated, or with a tenuous connection to the preceding conversation.

I'm good at it.

antodeco

****

when you are walking down the road, and you wink at everyone.

...actually...wait....

slumped

antodeco wrote: »

****

when you are walking down the road, and you wink at everyone.

...actually...wait....

is that a snake eye wink?

antodeco

slumped wrote: »

is that a snake eye wink?

Nah, a japs eye! :pac:

mike65

contrafibularities

Mike

antodeco

mike65 wrote: »

contrafibularities

Mike

thats effects the liver, doesnt it?!

Biggins

A "harney"

Examples:
I got a harney on my back.
The hospital is being held back by a harney being strapped on to it.
The "party" sucked because there was a harney in the room!

Meaning: a big medical lump of useless nothing!

PurpleBerry

Fantasmo

Exo

Sofaspud

mike65 wrote: »

contrafibularities

Mike

Doesn't count as making it up if you steal it from blackadder!

pseudonym1

Culdesaced
When you are at piont of no return

antodeco

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Culdesaced
When you are at piont of no return

Or when you are being rodgered by a very "large" man...

pseudonym1

antodeco wrote: »

Or when you are being rodgered by a very "large" man...

What? No! My word and thats its meaning. Get your own :mad:

mike65

Sofaspud wrote: »

Doesn't count as making it up if you steal it from blackadder!

I would have offered you my contrafibularities had some ill luck befallen you, Sir. But alas, as you have ratted on me I shall merely hope your misfortune is greater than that of the man who (insert 'Blackadder-standard' punchline here)!

Mike

pseudonym1

Bonsiish- An emotional state named after the bonsi tree

Stench Blossoms

What ever happened to crapfork?

javaboy

QUEXYJIZ - Definition: Noun. A word that produces a high score in a game of Scrabble. Usage: "Seán used Quexyjiz last night in our weekly Scrabble game. He put it on a triple word score and got the 50 bonus points."

antodeco

JOZXYQK - a sound that is made when one's sexual organs are trapped in something

Piste

These are all perfectly cromulent words.

Mark200

Chillax

randylonghorn

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Culdesaced
When you are at piont of no return

I thought that was ejacutoolation?

tony1kenobi

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Culdesaced
When you are at piont of no return

Piont: When you are mildly dyslexic but unaware of your condition.

longshanks

Piste wrote: »

These are all perfectly cromulent words.

they do embiggen this thread

pseudonym1

Kids - it wasnt a sexual reference! It isnt a sex word has nothing to do with and should not be used in relation to such. Sex words are short or rounded with lots of o 's in them. If think of one will post it for now we have a new and better word see above. I hope everyone will try and use it in a sentence today.

Lirange

Ladysheep and Geetards,

I spig you ... Pelvisaurus-Ex.

Many Squeons forelo the boomtish ...

My zoogie had crustibles because she couldn't swink the muice. She was smacktose insqualorent. Then she unqueefed some scrunge. She needed some asspreen.

But zo and bechoke ... it were the desquibberate dickfists of Alderspawn with their fartpaste from the high bint district of Drugbin. Fuzn't the muice!

These nubblesnakers had circumsurmised a penister scrot!

Fapulations and Hellcum to Pisstopia!

Overheal

making up words for the sake of making up words is anarchaotic (damn thats already a word)

Lirange

Lice on a dyke Oversqueal. That's snobtuse.

Overheal

Hey. Don't pull that rigoositahoe shyte with me, buddy. I see right through you O_O

pseudonym1

Lirange wrote: »

Ladysheep and Geetards,

I spig you ... Pelvisaurus-Ex.

Many Squeons forelo the boomtish ...

My zoogie had crustibles because she couldn't swink the muice. She was smacktose insqualorent. Then she unqueefed some scrunge. She needed some asspreen.

But zo and bechoke ... it were the desquibberate dickfists of Alderspawn with their fartpaste from the high bint district of Drugbin. Fuzn't the muice!

These nubblesnakers had circumsurmised a penister scrot!

Mmmm something to do with smack!??


Fapulations and Hellcum to Pisstopia!

Something to do with smack?!

cHaTbOx

dangadventurexciture

Someone who is extremely boring

cHaTbOx

elofoxtrippin

saying hi to a fox while tripping him

cHaTbOx

agwanawaywitcha


some culchie word for something they don't believe in

hussey

Overheal.

"Man, that thread got overhealed"

When a thread becomes the talking point of boards, usually as a result of one or two people who take offence.

Raiser

An ignoRunt; usually found in the vicinity of an ignoRant - or just anyone that opposes my views

Lirange

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Something to do with smack?!

Sampling some smack would be the perversible rosetta stone.

Lirange

prepubeffervescent

prepubescent + effervescent

Gary Glitter playmates that were gagging for it.

Naos

Crapfork

...

>.<

Lirange

Lirange wrote:

Ladysheep and Geetards,

I spig you ... Pelvisaurus-Ex.

Many Squeons forelo the boomtish ...

My zoogie had crustibles because she couldn't swink the muice. She was smacktose insqualorent. Then she unqueefed some scrunge. She needed some asspreen.

But zo and bechoke ... it were the desquibberate dickfists of Alderspawn with their fartpaste from the high bint district of Drugbin. Fuzn't the muice!

These nubblesnakers had circumsurmised a penister scrot!

Fapulations and Hellcum to Pisstopia!

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Something to do with smack?!

Here, I translactated it for you. Or shall I say sobered up and just made sh!t up after the fact.

Ladysheep and Geetards: What passes for ladies and gents on Boards.
Spig: The act of an obnoxious sexist and langered sod spouting off some past tale of woe in a pub.
Pelvisaurus-Ex: An ancient oversexed ex girlfriend.
Squeons: Many past relationships in the past
Forelo: I forgot what this means. Before or something.
Boomtish: Refers to any era in which economic prosperity and increasing incidence of societal arse bumping coincide.

Zoogie: Sweetheart, especially one that likes nookie while watching Animal Planet.
Crustibles: The miniature clumps around the sphincter.
Swink: To drink in great quantities with good style points.
Muice: Milk from Meath cows on smack.
Smacktose: Sugar enzyme present in Muice. Intestines must be made of leather to properly digest.

Insqualorent: People on the dole that suffer from chronic constipation.
Unqueefed: To excrete from the vagina.
Scrunge: Something that comes out geeways that was supposed to come out arseways.
Asspreen: Analgesic suppository that also tidies up the nether regions from constipatory blight.
Zo and bechoke: Similar to lo and behold, except one is so taken aback in amazement that they regurgitate their Zoloft meds.

Desquibberate: Desperate delinquent children of Bristol Myers Squibb employees.
Dickfists: Dublin scumbags with penis envy.
Alderspawn: Children of Star Wars fanatics. (bizarre high incidence of these in biopharmaceutical employees).
Fartpaste: Atomic laxative made from street smack and Senna herb.
High Bint District: erm.... Finglas.
Drugbin: D11

Fuzn't: Feck it wasn't?
Nubblesnakers: Those that incur rod and nutsack rash from muff stubble due to incessant poor marksmanship.
Circumsurmised: Plotting and schematizing against someone's special areas.
Penister: Sinister shenanigans involving someone's prick.
Scrot: A plot to induce a fatal infection in the scrotum region.

Fapulations and Hellcum to Pisstopia! No translation required.

DarkJager

Grundlegobber: someone who talks a lot of **** topped off with a load of bollix...

dr.bollocko

DarkJager wrote: »

Grundlegobber: someone who talks a lot of **** topped off with a load of bollix...

I thought that was what happened in part 2 of 2 girls 1 cup.
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Stay in school kids.

DarkJager

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I thought that was what happened in part 2 of 2 girls 1 cup.
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Stay in school kids.

There's a part 2???

cHaTbOx

DarkJager wrote: »

There's a part 2???

Lets just say they have adams apples

DarkJager

random chatbox wrote: »

Lets just say they have adams apples

Thieving bastards!

cHaTbOx

DarkJager wrote: »

Thieving bastards!

and guess what they did with them:(

DarkJager

random chatbox wrote: »

and guess what they did with them:(

I could take a guess.....but I'm in work and there's nowhere to puke.

cHaTbOx

DarkJager wrote: »

I could take a guess.....but I'm in work and there's nowhere to puke.

they hilblongiflied it

Lirange

Concocked.

Fabricating a tale of one's sexual prowess.