One Stone

Homer

The Indian with one testicle

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name
was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and
said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given
name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took he deep into the forest, then he made love to
her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,
made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

Why?

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You can't kill two birds with one stone!




I know, i'll get my coat

GAAman

That was quality, have some stars my good man!:pac:

chalad07

Awful...but in a good way!!

lint316

Call that man a taxi

dh0661

:D:D Excellent :D:D

cl0ne

Excellent, have some stars