Swallow, it's good for your health!

Overheal · 14-10-2008 3:58pm #1

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

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Varkov · 14-10-2008 4:00pm

Always thought it was pretty gross spewin the fluid on her face anyway.

antodeco · 14-10-2008 4:00pm

I wonder does it cure rectal cancer?

SpookyWriter · 14-10-2008 4:02pm

Blah...

Wreck · 14-10-2008 4:03pm

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid

Ah suspicion, a pillar of scientfic research. Link please op.

Wagon · 14-10-2008 4:03pm

Single?

Bottle it lads.

Then market it.

Save breat cancer (become a sex machine to millions of housewives) :cool:

Overheal · 14-10-2008 4:05pm

Wreck wrote: »

Ah suspicion, a pillar of scientfic research. Link please op.

http://www.google.com/search?q=university+study+felatio+breast+cancer&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

Homer · 14-10-2008 4:05pm

god just think of all the lives I've potentially saved! I should be granted superhero status or the freedom of the city or something??

javaboy · 14-10-2008 4:05pm

Pseudoscience wrote:

those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform

So swallowing semen reduces the risk but there is no increased risk from not doing it?

That's like saying smoking increases your chances of getting lung cancer but you're just as likely to get it if you don't smoke.

Nehaxak · 14-10-2008 4:06pm

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio"

Well that was a fantastic observation there Dr Shafteer...

kleefarr · 14-10-2008 4:06pm

I was always telling my darling wife that, but she never used to believe me. Can't wait to show her this.

I would imagine it would work for rectal as well. :rolleyes:

Degsy · 14-10-2008 4:07pm

Anybody who doesnt like oral sex should shut thier mouths.

JIZZLORD · 14-10-2008 4:07pm

w00t!

javaboy · 14-10-2008 4:07pm

Methinks Overheal's been duped Dr. Lictapeen=Lick the Pen[is].

However just in case this is true, I predict a run on the sperm banks.

Gran Hermano · 14-10-2008 4:08pm

Varkov wrote: »

Always thought it was pretty gross spewin the fluid on her face anyway.

There are occasions when it's appropriate to leave her face looking like a painters radio.

Wreck · 14-10-2008 4:08pm

javaboy wrote: »

Methinks Overheal's been duped Dr. Lictapeen=Lick the Pen[is].

However just in case this is true, I predict a run on the sperm banks.

I keep mine under my bed.

SpookyWriter · 14-10-2008 4:08pm

kleefarr wrote: »

I was always telling my darling wife that, but she never used to believe me. Can't wait to show her this.

I would imagine it would work for rectal as well. :rolleyes:

Please don't tell me she is going to fellatio your arse. :eek:

Dwn Wth Vwls · 14-10-2008 4:10pm

The original version had dodgy names like Dr. B. J. and so on. It's more subtle without them at least.

Turd Ferguson · 14-10-2008 4:11pm

SpookyWriter wrote: »

Please don't tell me she is going to fellatio your arse. :eek:

I believe its called a rim job...

And this is perhaps the best news since sliced was re-invented

kleefarr · 14-10-2008 4:12pm

Wait a minute...

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner

Overheal · 14-10-2008 4:14pm

javaboy wrote: »

Methinks Overheal's been duped Dr. Lictapeen=Lick the Pen[is].

However just in case this is true, I predict a run on the sperm banks.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_fell_cancer_cure.htm

Nonetheless, you might be able to con your better half into the notion.

MooseJam · 14-10-2008 4:19pm

how many calories are in a typical load, could you live on the stuff ?

Turd Ferguson · 14-10-2008 4:21pm

MooseJam wrote: »

how many calories are in a typical load, could you live on the stuff ?

Maybe you could...

Kdub · 14-10-2008 4:24pm

I'll try it on your Mom tonight !!

Turd Ferguson · 14-10-2008 4:26pm

Kdub wrote: »

I'll try it on your Mom tonight !!

Fantastic first post...well done sir. You'll fit right in here :pac:

taidghbaby · 14-10-2008 4:27pm

MooseJam wrote: »

how many calories are in a typical load, could you live on the stuff ?

a very small amount..........eh or as i was told!!

Rhyme · 14-10-2008 4:28pm

Wagon wrote: »

Single?

Bottle it lads.

Then market it.

Save breat cancer (become a sex machine to millions of housewives) :cool:

"I just can't start my day without a long draught of JIZZ. It does a body good."

Kdub · 14-10-2008 4:31pm

Thanks Turd

biko · 14-10-2008 4:31pm

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

The young, male University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

Was omitted, now fixed

edit, apres google DOH

Havermeyer · 14-10-2008 4:38pm

MooseJam wrote: »

how many calories are in a typical load, could you live on the stuff ?

I read somewhere that it has negative calories; meaning "you use up more calories carrying out the acts of fellating and consuming than are actually in a load".

If only more ladies knew this.

CiaranC · 14-10-2008 4:42pm

This is singularly the greatest thing Ive ever read on the internet.

Turd Ferguson · 14-10-2008 4:42pm

nummnutts wrote: »

I read somewhere that it has negative calories; meaning "you use up more calories carrying out the acts of fellating and consuming than are actually in a load".

If only more ladies knew this.

+1 eh I mean -1

Nevyn · 14-10-2008 4:43pm

Statistics damn lies and statistics.

Turd Ferguson · 14-10-2008 4:44pm

Thaedydal wrote: »

Statistics damn lies and statistics.

Lol, yeah why do the facts keeps lying!!!

Rhyme · 14-10-2008 4:56pm

nummnutts wrote: »

I read somewhere that it has negative calories; meaning "you use up more calories carrying out the acts of fellating and consuming than are actually in a load".

Think of the workout you could get by blowing yourself?

You don't use those lower ribs anyway.

Havermeyer · 14-10-2008 5:00pm

Rhyme wrote: »

Think of the workout you could get by blowing yourself?

You don't use those lower ribs anyway.

There's always somebody around here that is prepared to lower the tone on an otherwise informative thread.

Capt'n Midnight · 14-10-2008 5:22pm

MooseJam wrote: »

how many calories are in a typical load, could you live on the stuff ?

http://listing-index.ebay.com/actors/Kim_Kelly_(actress).html

In 2002, the plump Kelly publicly attempted to lose weight by an all-semen diet. She lost 15 pounds on her "Man Juice Diet" by spending 30 days on a diet consisting of semen, banana smoothies and brocolli. Via fellatio, Kelly extracted about three to six teaspoons of semen per day. The average ejaculation is roughly 1 teaspoon and contains 15 calories. The semen portion of Kim Kelly's diet therefore only contributed 45 to 90 calories of her daily nutrition, a minor fraction of what is required by a normal adult. It is likely that the only aspect of her semen diet that differentiated it from a banana smoothie diet is the exercise she received while fellating her participants.

http://zaxya.blogspot.com/2007/05/man-juice-diet-part-2.html - interview

http://www.publicitywhore.com/pwblast27/graphics/fastfred.jpg

Turd Ferguson · 14-10-2008 5:25pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

http://listing-index.ebay.com/actors/Kim_Kelly_(actress).html

http://zaxya.blogspot.com/2007/05/man-juice-diet-part-2.html - interview

http://www.publicitywhore.com/pwblast27/graphics/fastfred.jpg

Check out Linky Mac Link Link over there... :rolleyes: