The Marriage

dh0661

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.

She said, "but we don't know anything about each other".

He said, "that's alright, we'll learn about each other as we go along".

She agreed, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre diving board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.

She said "that was incredible !" He said, "I was an olympic diving champion, - you see - I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.

She got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths, after seventy five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.

He said "that was incredible !!!, were you an olympic endurance swimmer ?

No she said - I was a prostitute in Liverpool, but I worked both sides of the Mersey.

rocky25

Very good Donna

dh0661

Thanks rocky, I will never catch up to your high standard, but I'm trying.

rocky25

dh0661 wrote: »

Thanks rocky, I will never catch up to your high standard, but I'm trying.

Nonsense Donna....you're a bag of laughs