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  • 13-10-2008 1:44pm
    #1
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭


    Where other then Ireland would you like to be from & why?

    KaG would go with Nigeria himself. Would be nice to be as hung as Ron Jeremy :)


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  • #2
    elmolesto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,721 ✭✭✭elmolesto


    I would go for Colombia. Lovely country, weather beautiful, wimmins gorgeous and food is really tasty.


  • #3
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    I don't care where I'm born as long as I get to be popped out by yore ma.


  • #4
    Jeebus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 649 ✭✭✭Jeebus


    Galvasean wrote: »
    I don't care where I'm born as long as I get to be popped out by yore ma.

    But then she would be...yore ma too.


  • #5
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Jamaica...I've heard the chronic grows out like common weeds over there and that ****in accent would just be the icing on the cake....


  • #6
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Saudi Arabia.

    I would have many beautiful wives, all of which would be called Thundercat.


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  • #7
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Early 1900's America. Prohibition would be a bitch, but shooting up gangsters with my tommy gun would more than make up for it.


  • #8
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Deleted User wrote: »

    KaG would go with Nigeria himself. Would be nice to be as hung as Ron Jeremy :)

    So you're pretty tiny now eh?

    How do i recall a pm??


  • #9
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Sweden For The Win


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Kiera wrote: »
    So you're pretty tiny now eh?

    How do i recall a pm??

    OUCH :eek: :p

    Everything is how it should be I'd let you know :) , but those black fellas have fukn trouser snakes.


  • #11
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Deleted User wrote: »
    OUCH :eek: :p

    Everything is how it should be I'd let you know :) , but those black fellas have fukn trouser snakes.

    Pics or GTFO!


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Kiera wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO!

    Fine..... :)


  • #13
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    No where, I dont have the monumental insecurities about where I'm from that the yanks do.

    Eire is and grand little country and I like it. And also I've a massive willy.


  • #14
    Burial
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 817 ✭✭✭Burial


    Japan. Those women are HOT!


  • #15
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Burial wrote: »
    Japan. Those women are HOT!

    6 August 1945, so?




    /sorry


  • #16
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    America so i can eat as much as i want without getting looks off people:pac:


  • #17
    emeraldstar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    NYC coz it rocks my socks.


  • #18
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    stovelid wrote: »
    6 August 1945, so?




    /sorry


    nice..


  • #19
    Smyth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 714 ✭✭✭Smyth


    Reborn as a female T-Rex.

    /thread


  • #20
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Israel - HOT women, great weather and food.

    Japan - birthplace of Judo.


  • #21
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    bravestarr082 wrote: »
    Eire is and grand little country and I like it. And also I've a massive willy.

    I would like to add to the willy bragging parade by saying that mine is also quite big. Infact it has been compared to looking like a baby's arm...holding a giant dildo!!!


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  • #22
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Mairt wrote: »
    Israel - HOT women, great weather and food.

    Japan - birthplace of Judo.

    But I thought Israel was the birthplace of the Jew though?


  • #23
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I would like to add to the willy bragging parade by saying that mine is also quite big. Infact it has been compared to looking like a baby's arm

    Not a side-by-side comparison I hope? :eek::eek:


  • #24
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    bravestarr082 wrote: »
    And also I've a massive willy.
    Deleted User wrote: »

    KaG would go with Nigeria himself. Would be nice to be as hung as Ron Jeremy :)
    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I would like to add to the willy bragging parade by saying that mine is also quite big. Infact it has been compared to looking like a baby's arm...holding a giant dildo!!!


    You do know that talking about it means its all made up and you really have a pin-dick!


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Kiera wrote: »
    You do know that talking about it means its all made up and you really have a pin-dick!

    O go eat a banana will you! :p


  • #26
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    javaboy wrote: »
    But I thought Israel was the birthplace of the Jew though?


    Very good :D


  • #27
    Zangetsu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Zangetsu


    I'd say america around 1948... Perfect timing really...


  • #28
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I would like to add to the willy bragging parade by saying that mine is also quite big. Infact it has been compared to looking like a baby's arm...holding a giant dildo!!!


    Thalidamite baby.


  • #29
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    A million years in the future where humanity has a utopian society stretching across the galaxies. I would swim between the stars imbued with technology that is for all intents and purposes magic, and watch the dawn, rise and fall of a hundred civilisations, all the while experiencing a thousand times what current humans call joy, and ten thousand times what we call love.


  • #30
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Zillah wrote: »
    A million years in the future where humanity has a utopian society stretching across the galaxies. I would swim between the stars imbued with technology that is for all intents and purposes magic, and watch the dawn, rise and fall of a hundred civilisations, all the while experiencing a thousand times what current humans call joy, and ten thousand times what we call love.

    Bury an MP3 player or external hard drive with some decent music on it in a time capsule. I've heard what passes for music in the utopian future.


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  • #31
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Bonus points for getting the reference above though.


  • #32
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    I wouldn't want to be re-born. I'm sure it was bad enough for my mum first time around, just think how painful it would be spitting me out now that I'm 22 years old and 6ft tall. :eek:


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