what kind of wimmens do the bgrh men like

ChickCool

we all know the men of bgrh are the finest men on boards and obviously most are taken so men what do you look for in a girl and what can you not stand?

not yet

I look for a good firm set of hind legs,clear eyes and a nice healthy nose.

Fratton Fred

their own teeth, a pulse and the ability to cook me a full breakfast before i even know i want one.

Slow Motion

ChickCool wrote: »

we all know the men of bgrh are the finest men on boards and obviously most are taken so men what do you look for in a girl and what can you not stand?

Check out this thread for some fine examples of BGRH wimmenry!;)

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055178450

LolaDub

ha ha do we really want the brothers to tell us how they want us!

i'd imagine something like this...

Fratton Fred

I've forgotten the chaps name, Aussie comedian.

"Do you **** on first date
does your Dad own a brewery
can i feel your tits
or will you show them to me"

That'll do me.

Latchy

HE HE, some great responces so far and i could go with Fratton and Lolas

I love yis all ,although lately i do have a thing for dark haired ladies with glass

Slow Motion

latchyco wrote: »

HE HE, some great responces so far and i could go with Fratton and Lolas

I love yis all ,although lately i do have a thing for dark haired ladies with glass

SP! You have another admirer;)

smashey

We call them wimmins round these parts.

As long as they are subserviant, they'll do nicely.

Latchy

Slow Motion wrote: »

SP! You have another admirer;)

She knows that anyway Slow




Psst this is not SP

half pint

Fratton Fred wrote: »

I've forgotten the chaps name, Aussie comedian.

"Do you **** on first date
does your Dad own a brewery
can i feel your tits
or will you show them to me"

That'll do me.

Kevin Wilson I think his name is

ChickCool

ah i was asking a semi serious question! what do you like in a girl and whats a dealbreaker from personality and looks and all that jazz.

i might invest one one of those bar wench costumes lola

Will

Any girl that isn't a complete nut, can hold a decent conversation and brings us chicken.

She must know her 'place' also, where this 'place' is totally depends on the brother in question. Her place could be in the kitchen, the bedroom or maybe even the brother's heart. Who knows? Not I.

capedcrustacian

Will wrote: »

Any girl that isn't a complete nut, can hold a decent conversation and brings us chicken.

She must know her 'place' also, where this 'place' is totally depends on the brother in question. Her place could be in the kitchen, the bedroom or maybe even the brother's heart. Who knows? Not I.

awww, that's bordering on being quite sweet you know

Latchy

half pint wrote: »

Kevin bloody Wilson I think his name is

fixed that for ya

Fratton Fred

half pint wrote: »

Kevin Wilson I think his name is

that's him, Kevin Bloody Wilson!

did he also do
I've opened all my presents and there's nothing that i like
Santa clause you ****, where's my ****ing bike!

ChickCool wrote: »

ah i was asking a semi serious question! what do you like in a girl and whats a dealbreaker from personality and looks and all that jazz.

i might invest one one of those bar wench costumes lola

Just don't give him a hard time for watching football, drinking beer, smoking, scratching his nads and don't be a bunny boiler.

If you don't have a body of a Buddah and the face of a robber's dog, don't embarrass him in public you'll do.

BOBFOC's are ok but aren't allowed out of the house/bedroom for fear of embarrassment.

(BOBFOC = Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch)

Latchy

Fratton Fred wrote: »

that's him, Kevin Bloody Wilson!

did he also do
I've opened all my presents and there's nothing that i like
Santa clause you ****, where's my ****ing bike!

Yes, yes he did and he also did ' it was over ' ooooooooooo ' before it began ' .

Heard that one ?

Will

capedcrustacian wrote: »

awww, that's bordering on being quite sweet you know

I am a sweet person, see this is my sweet face;

:mad:

^Sweet like a lemon.

Fratton Fred

latchyco wrote: »

Yes, yes he did and he also did ' it was over ' ooooooooooo ' before it began ' .

Heard that one ?

nope, I feel a download coming on

Latchy

Fratton Fred wrote: »

nope, I feel a download coming on

Off to raid the coffers of you tube again ? ...shame

capedcrustacian

Will wrote: »

I am a sweet person, see this is my sweet face;

:mad:

^Sweet like a lemon.

ho hum, men!!! sweet like a lemon indeed, ye're all a bit like that

Havermeyer

I think she ^^^ would be fairly close to the kind of woman favoured around these parts.

I mean, just look at her jugs! Splendid.

Star Lord

Not me, I'm sweet like a turnip.

AFC_1903

Shorter than me, attractive and healthy looking (not obese nor a living skeleton), and fun to be around.

Before anyone says anything about it being discrimitory, maybe it is a small bit, but we all know fit we like and there's nothing wrong with saying it!

Zaph

ChickCool wrote: »

ah i was asking a semi serious question!

Serious questions are forbidden in the charter. Don't think there's been a ruling on semi-serious ones yet, but I'm favouring an addition to the charter.

trout

Semi serious threads are OK ... so long as the OP doesn't mind getting a semi serious answer.

hehehe ... semi ... hehehe

Having considered in some detail, for oooh 6 seconds, the only answer to this question is as follows :

BGRH men like wimmins who like BGRH men.

I challenge anyone to find the flaw in this logic.

Zaph

trout wrote: »

Having considered in some detail, for oooh 6 seconds, the only answer to this question is as follows :

BGRH men like wimmins who like BGRH men.

I challenge anyone to find the flaw in this logic.

I don't think even a rocket scientist could find a flaw in that argument.

trout

That's right ... Sister Zaphora :rolleyes:

(rhymes with Safe-ore-ah)

LolaDub

no it doesn't it rhymes with laugh-aura

Something tells me if a girl is posting in here for a man she's used to semi's

pretty-in-pink

Sister Zaphora wrote: »

I don't think even a rocket scientist could find a flaw in that argument.

LolaDub wrote: »

no it doesn't it rhymes with laugh-aura

Something tells me if a girl is posting in here for a man she's used to semi's

something to tell us........uh...........sister

(zaph was easier dam.mit)

(though i do like the implied burn from lola there. my first thought was trucks for some reason)

feylya

trout wrote: »

Semi serious threads are OK ... so long as the OP doesn't mind getting a semi serious answer.

hehehe ... semi ... hehehe

Having considered in some detail, for oooh 6 seconds, the only answer to this question is as follows :

BGRH men like wimmins who like BGRH men.

I challenge anyone to find the flaw in this logic.

Vampires and cannibals! No BGRH brother would want to be eaten by a woman. Wait... that's not right

not yet

latchyco wrote: »

She knows that anyway Slow




Psst this is not SP

F*ck me pink.......

I'd upend her handy.

citytillidie

ChickCool wrote: »

we all know the men of bgrh are the finest men on boards and obviously most are taken so men what do you look for in a girl and what can you not stand?

I like wimmin who like me for me

NewFrockTuesday

And if you are tall, handsome, rich , funny, literate, educated, sporty, funny, clean, smell nice, have manners, dress nice, drive a sexy car, can cook, clean, iron, do your own laundry, bring us out for fablous dinners, come ready made with a credit card, have a good looking brother (as fall back) and a basic knowledge of the difference between Choos and Nics, then we will of course love you for you.

smashey

Dellgirl2 wrote: »

And if you are tall, handsome, rich , funny, literate, educated, sporty, funny, clean, smell nice, have manners, dress nice, drive a sexy car, can cook, clean, iron, do your own laundry, bring us out for fablous dinners, come ready made with a credit card, have a good looking brother (as fall back) and a basic knowledge of the difference between Choos and Nics, then we will of course love you for you.

You just lost the interest of all the brothers with that bit of mumbo jumbo. :cool:

John Mason

Me

ChickCool

so no hope of snaggin a brother:(

John Mason

ChickCool wrote: »

so no hope of snaggin a brother:(

Nope they all belong to me

punchdrunk

Dellgirl2 wrote: »

And if you are tall (...5'8,i'm 5'11 in heels though), handsome(me mammy says i'm lovely), rich , funny, literate, educated, sporty, funny(i'm so funny i'll bold it twice), clean, smell nice, have manners, dress nice, drive a sexy car, can cook, clean, iron, do your own laundry, bring us out for fablous dinners(see thread of fry ups), come ready made with a credit card(tis a bit ropey at the moment though!), have a good looking brother (as fall back)(sorry i'll never admit to my brother being anything other than a Quasimodo lookalike!) and a basic knowledge of the difference between Choos and Nics(ones a mate of thomas the tank engine and the other is a deadly basketball team yeah?), then we will of course love you for you.

I've highlighted the can-do's!
eh in this time of recession though,you'd be doin well to get the full house!

LolaDub

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

Nope they all belong to me

Ah janey pfb the poor girl was desperate enough to post a thread requiring a bgrh man, couldn't you at least spare one for a while? That des fellow would do her

Havermeyer

Dellgirl2 wrote: »

And if you are tall, handsome, rich , funny, literate, educated, sporty, funny, clean, smell nice, have manners, dress nice, drive a sexy car, can cook, clean, iron, do your own laundry, bring us out for fablous dinners, come ready made with a credit card, have a good looking brother (as fall back) and a basic knowledge of the difference between Choos and Nics, then we will of course love you for you.

Plan on having many cats in the future? :pac:

Latchy

Dellgirl2 wrote: »

And if you are tall, handsome, rich , funny, literate, educated, sporty, funny, clean, smell nice, have manners, dress nice, drive a sexy car, can cook, clean, iron, do your own laundry, bring us out for fablous dinners, come ready made with a credit card, have a good looking brother (as fall back) and a basic knowledge of the difference between Choos and Nics, then we will of course love you for you.

You will find him in the australian outback or maybe the canadian wilderness ,for sure

Fratton Fred

Dellgirl2 wrote: »

And if you are tall, handsome, rich , funny, literate, educated, sporty, funny, clean, smell nice, have manners, dress nice, drive a sexy car, can cook, clean, iron, do your own laundry, bring us out for fablous dinners, come ready made with a credit card, have a good looking brother (as fall back) and a basic knowledge of the difference between Choos and Nics, then we will of course love you for you.

It is possible to make a man like that, but you have to infect him with the Ghey first.

John Mason

LolaDub wrote: »

Ah janey pfb the poor girl was desperate enough to post a thread requiring a bgrh man, couldn't you at least spare one for a while? That des fellow would do her

**sigh**

I suppose

Right you can have Des on Friday night, as i am *ahem* otherwise engaged

robtri

has to be a good dominent lady....mmmmmm
god love a lady who is very dominent he he
and a boot wearer as well...
oh the joys of it all... he he

smashey

robtri wrote: »

has to be a good dominent lady....mmmmmm
god love a lady who is very dominent he he
and a boot wearer as well...
oh the joys of it all... he he

Here you go.

robtri

smashey wrote: »

Here you go.

damn thats looks good.............

LolaDub

You'll have to fight pighead for that one!

Nerin

smashey wrote: »

Here you go.

just one of the many boards babes (tm). Calendar out 2132. (see microwave and timemachine forum for details)

Nursy

robtri wrote: »

has to be a good dominent lady....mmmmmm
god love a lady who is very dominent he he
and a boot wearer as well...
oh the joys of it all... he he

That would be me then :pac::pac::pac:....
What about PVC??

smashey

Somebody mentioned PVC?