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Recession me Arse!

  • 10-10-2008 1:48pm
    #1
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭


    Right I have a pain in my arse listening to the doom and gloom on the wireless and the T.V. It's Friday, I am going to skive off work early go for a couple of pints and spend the weekend reading, watching DVDs and playing computer games, have a couple of funny smokes and ignore the world for a while. I expect everything to be fixed by Monday or else there will be questions asked. So what are you going to do for the weekend to combat recession depression?


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  • #2
    Ciaran500
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055395871


  • #3
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Slow Motion wrote: »
    Right I have a pain in my arse listening to the doom and gloom on the wireless and the T.V. It's Friday, I am going to skive off work early go for a couple of pints and spend the weekend reading, watching DVDs and playing computer games, have a couple of funny smokes and ignore the world for a while. I expect everything to be fixed by Monday or else there will be questions asked. So what are you going to do for the weekend to combat recession depression?

    Not read another thread on it? Too late, sh*t.


  • #4
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Well, I was thinking more anti! But never mind so!


  • #5
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    This recession can't be good news for you and your BGRH buddies Slow Mo. Any more tightening of the belts and your big bellies will be exploding all over the place!


  • #6
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    So you're trying to avoid the recession by drinking, reading, watching DVDs and playing computer games, having a couple of funny smokes, and starting threads about the recession.

    Jesus.


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  • #7
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    noblestee wrote: »
    So you're trying to avoid the recession by drinking, reading, watching DVDs and playing computer games, having a couple of funny smokes, and starting threads about the recession.

    Jesus.

    four out of five aint bad.


  • #8
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Pighead wrote: »
    This recession can't be good news for you and your BGRH buddies Slow Mo. Any more tightening of the belts and your big bellies will be exploding all over the place!

    Don't worry piggy, the more astute of us have had an emergency plan in place for such an eventuality and have been stockpiling! ;)
    noblestee wrote: »
    So you're trying to avoid the recession by drinking, reading, watching DVDs and playing computer games, having a couple of funny smokes, and starting threads about the recession.

    Jesus.

    No, I don't intend to avoid it, that would be impossible, I do however intend to ignore it for a while, and was asking what other people would do to take their minds off it for a while, it was a light hearted idea what exactly is your problem with that?


  • #9
    Trev M
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,840 ✭✭✭Trev M


    noblestee wrote: »
    So you're trying to avoid the recession by drinking, reading, watching DVDs and playing computer games, having a couple of funny smokes, and starting threads about the recession.

    Jesus.

    Hi Jesus , hows its hangin?:p


  • #10
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Pighead wrote: »
    This recession can't be good news for you and your BGRH buddies Slow Mo. Any more tightening of the belts and your big bellies will be exploding all over the place!

    You mean they'd go from looking like zeroes to looking like eights?


  • #11
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Trev M wrote: »
    Hi Jesus , hows its hangin?:p

    Shít, i've been ruffled.
    Slow Motion wrote: »
    No, I don't intend to avoid it, that would be impossible, I do however intend to ignore it for a while, and was asking what other people would do to take their minds off it for a while, it was a light hearted idea what exactly is your problem with that?

    No problem, just trying to avoid it myself, but AH is full of threads and seeing another one annoys Jesus me


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  • #12
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    Slow Motion wrote: »
    Right I have a pain in my arse listening to the doom and gloom on the wireless and the T.V. It's Friday, I am going to skive off work early go for a couple of pints and spend the weekend reading, watching DVDs and playing computer games, have a couple of funny smokes and ignore the world for a while. I expect everything to be fixed by Monday or else there will be questions asked. So what are you going to do for the weekend to combat recession depression?

    You left out "Stikin yore head up yore hole" thats not only a tried and trusted recession buster but also useful in the case of nuclear threats /aircraft accidents and doubles as a catchy insult to stroppy unhelpfull call centre workers.

    I once left a particularly unhelpful ould bag in the Social Welfare Office a quivering wreck when I invited her to "Shove her head up her hole" following a particularly acrimonious discourse.

    In cases where audio contact is not possible extending your arm and middle finger of your right hand is the "signage" equivelent.

    In cases of extreme urgency can be shortened to "Up Yours".


  • #13
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Fulton Crown wrote: »
    You left out "Stikin yore head up yore hole" thats not only a tried and trusted recession buster but also useful in the case of nuclear threats /aircraft accidents and doubles as a catchy insult to stroppy unhelpfull call centre workers.

    I once left a particularly unhelpful ould bag in the Social Welfare Office a quivering wreck when I invited her to "Shove her head up her hole" following a particularly acrimonious discourse.

    In cases where audio contact is not possible extending your arm and middle finger of your right hand is the "signage" equivelent.

    In cases of extreme urgency can be shortened to "Up Yours".

    What are you talking about?


  • #14
    ronbyrne2005
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭ronbyrne2005


    Head off to iceland for the weekend. Their currency has collapsed and you can get so much for your euro.


  • #15
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    ronbyrne2005 wrote: »
    Head off to iceland for the weekend. Their currency has collapsed and you can get so much for your euro.
    Will that silly bint Kerry Katona be there?

    Cant stand her, but i do like their frozen Black Forest Gateaux


  • #16
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    slideways wrote: »
    Will that silly bint Kerry Katona be there?

    LOL Spot on! :D


  • #17
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    Slow Motion wrote: »
    What are you talking about?

    Just sharing a few thoughts pal - you OK with that ?:mad:


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