best confectionary to put in a bra

BlitzKrieg

Its all part of an elaborate plan...



but what would be best to put in a bra (while the bra is worn of course)

I'm thinking it has to be something in a wrapper cause I wouldnt want a sticky substance melting while in transportation.

monkeyfudge

A combination of Jolly Ranchers and flogs.

BlitzKrieg

i was expecting animal bars from you.


but I guess they would melt.

punchdrunk

Tic-Tac's :D:D

stovelid

Those fried egg yokes...?

TheBigFella

Might I ask are you already filling the cups or is there plenty of room left?

feylya

M&Ms. It's all about the peanuts

tony1kenobi

Minstrels. They melt in your mouth, not in your underwear.

Ann22

You could flatten a packet of Revels in one cup and a packet of jelly tots in the other one. You could spread all the little lumps around.:D Mmmmm! Revels and Jelly Tots.:)

BlitzKrieg

make it feel like she has cancer though...lots of lumps.

I like the fried egg sweets idea.

Blush_01

I know it's not confectionery, but an ample bosom makes a great place to carry a pint. It's visually impressive anyway.

Something like penny sweets would be best, as long as they're in the old plastic bags. Anything with a cardboard, paper or jagged plastic wrapper (like Haribo) would just dig in and hurt, it wouldn't be great for long-term snack concealment.

TheBigFella

How about a polo mint hanging on each nipple ?

Ann22

Who is going to be feeling them? Do these sweeties have to be indetectible to the touch?

punchdrunk

also if this is to woo some fella i'd say a batter burger in one cup,and a single of chips in the other would hit the spot

BlitzKrieg

yes

Ann22

You know them long stripey tubes of marshmallow? You could wrap one around each diddy. Or those fruit winders, you could plaster them around either.:D

TheBigFella

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

yes

I'm starting to suspect it's a guy who wants to wear the bra :cool:

if so, pack them full of condoms, better safe than sorry

BlitzKrieg

Ann22 wrote: »

You know them long stripey tubes of marshmallow? You could wrap one around each diddy. Or those fruit winders, you could plaster them around either.:D

people have to eat the sweets afterwards so things not in wrappers not a good idea.

Ann22

You could buy a big load of vanilla fudge. Take them all out of the wrappers and mould them all together like mala... and shape them into two cups. Dunno what they'd be like under heat though. Will anyone be eating this by the way?

randylonghorn

Can't you get chocolate tits in some of the joke shops? Would seem appropriate!

Or you could go with slightly weird, and stuff it with chocolate willies instead! :pac:

Insect Overlord

dolly mixture FTW

randylonghorn

An Fhile wrote: »

dolly mixture FTW

Parton?

Ann22

I love dolly mixtures. What does ftw mean?

ejmaztec

Yore Mars Bar. :pac:

BlitzKrieg

wtf is a dolly mixture?

Ann22

Dolly mixtures are like mini liquorice allsorts without the liquorice.

TheBigFella

An Fhile wrote: »

dolly mixture FTW

Kenny Rogers had his fair share of Dolly's Mixtures

Insect Overlord

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

wtf is a dolly mixture?

link

BlitzKrieg

no good it all fall out during the polka dancing.

TheBigFella

How about a pound of raw mackeral ?

Ann22

What about that stuff that's like candy floss in a bag? When you chew it it turns into bubblegum. Did I just imagine there is such a thing? If there is, it would be quite soft and comfortable to wear. Better kept it in the wrapper too.

stevenmu

Some of that strawberry shoelace stuff, you know it's kind of like a string of strawberry licqourice with the white stuff inside, great for wrapping up in a roll and then being pulled out by teeth

Bijoux

Lots of marshmallows.
Squishy.


Or.....
Easter eggs in their wrappers?
Good luck to ya on that one lol

BlitzKrieg

strawberry lace sounds good


at the moment flogs and fried egg sweets seem to be working, the lace will be the last detail that will hold it all together.

cheers for that

Overheal

monkeyfudge wrote: »

A combination of Jolly Ranchers and flogs.

wow. I remember Jolly Ranchers. but what the hell are flogs?

Alessandra

How about two muffins?

monkeyfudge

I have a guy who get me some seriously large flogs.

Overheal

you're a flog.

DanGerMus

Overheal wrote: »

you're a flog.

So's your face.

Overheal

Hey!







Your Ma's on my face.

fredzer

Overheal wrote: »

Hey!







Your Ma's on my face.

Is she wearing a bra full of confectionary?

DanGerMus

Overheal wrote: »

Hey!







Your Ma's on my face.

So's YORE ma.

thats_life

Few fingers maybe....every bird loves a few fingers in their bra...

pajodublin

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

strawberry lace sounds good


at the moment flogs and fried egg sweets seem to be working, the lace will be the last detail that will hold it all together.

cheers for that

are you a strippogram

greatgoal

2 packets of stale tayto..nice n soft..

thats_life

a packet of rolos.....but i want the last one



and i'll get it out myself

Mr. CooL ICE

How about throwing in some maggots too?

pickarooney

Caffrey's Snowballs, if you're veeeery careful.

Refresher Chews.

stevenmu

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

strawberry lace sounds good


at the moment flogs and fried egg sweets seem to be working, the lace will be the last detail that will hold it all together.

cheers for that

Make sure you keep us abreast of the situation.

Ah now, don't be so brazen.