Best and worst Company mottos

Heisenberg.

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Jay D

The Scientist wrote: »

I've been shopping in Supervalu lately and i cant help but think of rolleyes smiley whenever i hear their motto mentioned over the PA system at the end of each bargain they announce;
"Supervalu - Real food, Real people."

As opposed to what? "Artificial food, Machines."
I think its dumb.


I like the Audi one; "Vorsprung durch tecknik".
I've no idea what it means but it sounds cool.

I haven't heard that SV one but if I were you I would have thrown cans of beans at everyone!!

That would have sorted that.

As for the Audi one, I am not sure you are saying it right but I have heard that 'kind' of phrase used in countless amounts of German things.

Firs Was PVD Vorsprung 92-98 remixes

Pighead

Worst Motto
boards.ie: Now Ye're Talking.

Pighead very rarely speaks whilst on boards.

Jack Sheehan

Wasn't microsoft's one: 'A Computer on every Desktop'?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Wang Cares.

Local Goddess

Dunnes stores food 'Simply Better'- Come on like, put some fvckin effort in!

Dord

The Scientist wrote: »

I like the Audi one; "Vorsprung durch tecknik".
I've no idea what it means but it sounds cool.

It means "Advancement through technology".

Keith186

Best motto I heard was for Galway Hooker brewing company (it's a beer).

"Goes Down Easy!"

Used to be on their website but just had a look there and didn't see it, maybe they had to change it...

ART6

The Scientist wrote: »

I like the Audi one; "Vorsprung durch tecknik".
I've no idea what it means but it sounds cool.

There was the spoof ad a few years ago with a pig with a spring in each trotter. The footnote was "Four sprung pork technik"

nasher

Yeah not a fan of the Subway one "eat fresh"...it's like a food safety notice!
I kinda like Vavavoom...from the clio ad...damn that beautiful man using mindcontrol to sell cars! :P

Jet Black

Irish Broadband 'Set yourself free'*







*requires 12 month unbreakable contract

Overheal

http://leounfinished.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/sherwinwilliams.jpg

Insect Overlord

McDonald's: "I'm lovin' it"

Anyone who actually loves McDonald's food needs their head examined.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

An Fhile wrote: »

McDonald's: "I'm lovin' it"

Anyone who actually loves McDonald's food needs their head examined.

Being an anagram of "Ailing Vomit"*, it's not the best, is it?

* well, the non-trucaded version of it is!

entropi

heymcflyx wrote: »

Irish Broadband 'Set yourself free'*







*requires 12 month unbreakable contract

yeah and during that 12 months you will be lucky to get 2 months decent service and no customer support until you're contract is running out:P One i dont like myself is "Centra, for the way we live today" and what bloody way is that then? Do they wanna share?

Jay D

An Fhile wrote: »

McDonald's: "I'm lovin' it"

Anyone who actually loves McDonald's food needs their head examined.

Have to say one of the most stupid ones ever....

Actually THE stupidest....

ejmaztec

The Scientist wrote: »

I've been shopping in Supervalu lately and i cant help but think of rolleyes smiley whenever i hear their motto mentioned over the PA system at the end of each bargain they announce;
"Supervalu - Real food, Real people."

As opposed to what? "Artificial food, Machines."
I think its dumb.


I like the Audi one; "Vorsprung durch tecknik".
I've no idea what it means but it sounds cool.

Soylent Green. :eek:

KTRIC

I like Nokia's "Connecting People", simple, effective and straight to the point.

Turd Ferguson

I like the motto of the Banana Shack
"A frozen banana that wont make you sick and kill you"

SV

Merck sharp and Dohme - "Safety means not getting hurt"



Piss myself laughing every day because of that

Acacia

My school jacket used have something like ''It's cool to be warm and dry." on the tag. :pac:

I've always thought Centra's one was cheesy, with that cringy voice-over. ''For the waay we live todaaay..." Feck off.

Brennan's ''Today's bread today." Now that's just un-imaginative.

Kleenex Tissues- ''Let it out''. Pointless advert, too.

and I bet somebody got paid top dollar to come up with them too.

bronte

Viagra-gain..Gives you hair and what you need down there.

(use of this product may cause loss of scalp and penis)

Darragh29

Dublin Bus:

http://www.dublinbus.ie/home/

Serving the entire community

???

Why are they telling us that they are serving the ENTIRE community??? Is that just in case you are from Dublin 18 or Ballyfermot, or if you are from an ethnic minority group, you might think they won't let you on the bus!?!?!

GirlInterrupted

An Fhile wrote: »

McDonald's: "I'm lovin' it"

Anyone who actually loves McDonald's food needs their head examined.

I've never eaten anything from McDonalds, and I'm especially glad since they started using that jingle. I'm hating it.

RobertFoster

An Fhile wrote: »

McDonald's: "I'm lovin' it"

Anyone who actually loves McDonald's food needs their head examined.

The jingle is what really annoys me.

# Bah bah bah bah baaah! #

SUPERTWISTYMCCURLEYFRIES! ONLYTWOEURO!*




*Johnny Logan sold separately.....I was going to say "sold-out separately", but he's won the Eurovision ffs.

Ross_Mahon

NIke "Just do it" I'll do whatever i want!
"Brennans bread, the best bread"

Bernard Dunne has a few that are crap, I think its "You can beat prices like us, It cant be dunne" something like that...

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Dublin Bus.... reminds me of their old one.

"Changing With The City"
Except they never said WHICH city... I always thought they might just do a good job if it was Calcutta...

Danbo!

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Dublin Bus.... reminds me of their old one.

"Changing With The City"
Except they never said WHICH city... I always thought they might just do a good job if it was Calcutta...

Its Dublin Bus though

Gingervitis

Acacia wrote: »

Kleenex Tissues- ''Let it out''. Pointless advert, too.

Given my mental maturity is that of a just-arrived-on-the-scene-of-adolescence teenage boy, I always have a chuckle at that ad. I could do a post-watershed version of that ad! (if you blur out my face and change my voice-everything else is cool:D)

Frisbee

Glens - "The Exciting Vodka!" :pac:

stovelid

I like the Ryanair one:

We are cunts.




Might have misheard it.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

noblestee wrote: »

Its Dublin Bus though

We're talking about logos though, so NYEH

Acacia

Gingervitis wrote: »

Given my mental maturity is that of a just-arrived-on-the-scene-of-adolescence teenage boy, I always have a chuckle at that ad. I could do a post-watershed version of that ad! (if you blur out my face and change my voice-everything else is cool:D)

Haha, that would be brilliant, a lot better than the cheesy pile of crap that is the original ad!:D How I loathe it...

tony1kenobi

Brennans, todays bread today.............refreshing honestly through stating the obvious. I have yet to hear a baker claiming they to sell tomorrows bread today.....or yesterdays for that matter.

syklops

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Brennans, todays bread today.............refreshing honestly through stating the obvious. I have yet to hear a baker claiming they to sell tomorrows bread today.....or yesterdays for that matter.

I just bought bread from spar, and I am pretty sure it is yesterdays bread.

AlmightyCushion

Tayto -"There's always one". One what? One gobshíte who comes up with a **** ad.

Also Spar - "Under the tree at spar". I don't know about anyone else but I haven't seen a single spar shop built under a tree.

Diet Coke - Do your thing

Em, Ok, I will then

G&T

Some charity say's,

Give a little it will help alot,

Little money is f**k all help.

FearDark

I work in Dunnes... every 2 minutes on the P.A. system ".......blah blah dunnes stores for even more better value"


Last time I checked, u cant say more better?

Rowley Birkin QC

FearDark wrote: »

I work in Dunnes... every 2 minutes on the P.A. system ".......blah blah dunnes stores for even more better value"


Last time I checked, u cant say more better?

Place your face into your palm.

Shelflife

theres a company in the west that supplies marquees for events, they are called the pleasure company and their tag line is ......

The erection specialists.

FearDark

bigkev49 wrote: »

Place your face into your palm.

*sigh*

I work in Dunnes, therefore I cant be sarcastic.

Maurice Lynn

Dromad Hire, Hire Company!

A wee man saying "the right tool for your job"

and Absolute Drilling

"the right bit for your hole" :D:D

Darragh29

Check out:

http://www.fiannafail.ie

They're motto now is:

Now, The Next Steps...

I've something here lads that ya might need before you try that...

Rowley Birkin QC

FearDark wrote: »

*sigh*

I work in Dunnes, therefore I cant be sarcastic.

Acceptance is the first step.

zAbbo

Acacia wrote: »

Brennan's ''Today's bread today." Now that's just un-imaginative.

Mainly because it's yesterdays bread, today

zAbbo

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Tayto -"There's always one". One what? One gobshíte who comes up with a **** ad.

Poll showed 4 out of 5 preferred Tayto, hence the 'theres always one'

shane86

Worst for me is 2FM, Livin the Life, Lovin the Music.

What?!!? Lovin the music my hole. Only good show is Electric Disco on Saturday evenings (loads of 90s dance tunes, makes me gettin ready because I stay too long downin cans listenin to the oldies :pac: ). The rest is nearly all middle of the road Killers/Coldplay type ****e.


Not exactly a motto but there was an ad not long back about Pat the Bakers numerous awards from the "Master Bakers of Ireland".

Master what?:eek:

Again, not exact, but I always initially think LVF in those "sponsored by the LVA" radio ads (Dara O`Brian encouraging us all to go drinking, those ones)

Ruu_Old

UPS had "What can brown do for you?" Sounds like someone had too much fiber or something.

AlmightyCushion

zAbbo wrote: »

Poll showed 4 out of 5 preferred Tayto, hence the 'theres always one'

That was around the same time that walkers had 7 in 10 love walkers or some other shíte. I just have to figure out which of them was lieing to me.

Overflow

Taken from another source:

Locum wishes everyone in Sweden a happy christmas holiday season.

Locum have received several hundred phonecalls today but lets us know that most people who spotted the "i love cum" message simply found it funny. One caller claimed to be chocked and very offended.

Locum's CEO Ingemar Ziegler defends the copy with "naturally this was not intended and if you do have a dirty imagination you may read this a little wrong - but it is harmless."

The body copy in the ad goes on about Locum saving trees by printing only one ad as a holiday wellwisher rather than sending out lots of cards. So far , nobody has read it. ;-)

http://commercial-archive.com/d138bfd7bb6f0663dcc71c6b82557c00/poster/Ilovecum.jpg