Asteriod to hit Earth tonight.

ninebeanrows

http://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=2008%20TC3;orb=1

A small asteriod will strike Sudan tonight, it however should not cause much if any damage. More details soon..

http://spaceweather.com/

Overheal

No, that's just your ma coming home.

Prof.Badass

damn you Overheal!

You got in before me. In fairness your joke was better though.

+1!

Zangetsu

Better get the brolly out...

dlofnep

Fair play. Those asteroids have been slacking as of late.

shenanigans1982

Is there nothing this f*cking recession won't stoop to?

AlmightyCushion

Overheal wrote: »

No, that's just your ma coming home.

I take it that was meant to be funny.

dsmythy

The cosmos is unhappy about Darfur. I knew it was important!

Voodu Child

So there's a comet. Big Deal. It'll burn up in the atmosphere and whatever is left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head.

Nehaxak

I just recalculated the orbit and potential point of impact on Earth...Uh, from what I could get, it looks like it's going to hit South Dubin and destroy everything along the exact path of the 46A bus route.
Good news then...

shenanigans1982

voodoo_child wrote: »

So there's a comet. Big Deal. It'll burn up in the atmosphere and whatever is left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head.

Get the f*ck out of the bunker.....also this is a report from NASA which means its probably a cover up for some American bombing mission.

Degsy

Did you know that in ancient times,eskimos used the iron from meteorites to make tools?
There ya go now.

6th

Weathercheck wrote: »

http://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=2008%20TC3;orb=1

A small asteriod will strike Sudan tonight, it however should not cause much if any damage. More details soon..

http://spaceweather.com/

<waits for Biko to report this to send it to the Sudan forum>

KTRIC

Clark Kent ??

emeraldstar

Nehaxak wrote: »

I just recalculated the orbit and potential point of impact on Earth...Uh, from what I could get, it looks like it's going to hit South Dubin and destroy everything along the exact path of the 46A bus route.
Good news then...

how funny..

SV

Look what we get for voting no to lisbon..even god is pissed off..too much listening to sarkozy..

So God really is taking a huge sh1t on the world.

Nehaxak

Thinking about it though, didn't St Patrick say something about Ireland being drowned ? What if it does just miss Sudan and instead hits off the West coast of Ireland. Might mean everywhere is swamped and destroyed apart from Dublin and we'll finally get our own Republic ! yay !!!

Or, really, it just shows up like a shooting star for 5 seconds and that's it. Anti-climax astronomical amazingness again.

Rhyme

Nehaxak wrote: »

I just recalculated the orbit and potential point of impact on Earth...Uh, from what I could get, it looks like it's going to hit South Dubin and destroy everything along the exact path of the 46A bus route.
Good news then...

I need that bus.

Nehaxak

Rhyme wrote: »

I need that bus.

You should be ok, you've another couple of hours yet...

dlofnep

Nehaxak wrote: »

Thinking about it though, didn't St Patrick say something about Ireland being drowned ? What if it does just miss Sudan and instead hits off the West coast of Ireland. Might mean everywhere is swamped and destroyed apart from Dublin and we'll finally get our own Republic ! yay !!!

Or, really, it just shows up like a shooting star for 5 seconds and that's it. Anti-climax astronomical amazingness again.

The Republic of Ballymun. Best of luck with that.

Riddle101

Pfft, an Asteriod? what ever happened to good old fashioned floods. I tell ya God has gotten lazy over the years.

Nehaxak

People won't go for it due to it's TLA of RoB.

Galvasean

:eek: Someone call Bruce Willis... and Aerosmith!

andrew

...and nothing of value was lost.

longshanks

nothing to see here folks, keep it moving......

Andrewf20

Dsmythy, Overheal and Nehaxak gave me a good chuckle on this thread. Cheers dudes.:)

dlofnep

Are we dead yet?

antodeco

Degsy wrote: »

Did you know that in ancient times,eskimos used the iron from meteorites to make tools?

We just use our governmental voting to do that :rolleyes:

EamonnKeane

voodoo_child wrote: »

So there's a comet. Big Deal. It'll burn up in the atmosphere and whatever is left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head.

Comets aren't asteroids!

Dragan

Nehaxak wrote: »

I just recalculated the orbit and potential point of impact on Earth...Uh, from what I could get, it looks like it's going to hit South Dubin and destroy everything along the exact path of the 46A bus route.
Good news then...

I use that bus to get places.

Ghey.

Heisenberg.

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javaboy

The Scientist wrote: »

Said the Mommy Dinosaur to the Baby Dinosaur....
And with that reassurance, baby dinosaur went to sleep..........

Wasn't baby dinosaur wondering what the hell a chihuahua was?

Heisenberg.

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javaboy

The Scientist wrote: »

Yes, also puzzling him was his Mothers grasp of the English language and where on earth she found 'Night time Stories for big Dinosaurs edt.II'

Keep digging. You know I'm beginning to wonder what credentials you actually have to justify that username.

Dragan

The Scientist wrote: »

Said the Mommy Dinosaur to the Baby Dinosaur....
And with that reassurance, baby dinosaur went to sleep..........

Fair play to Mommy Dinosaur, she figured there was no point in freaking out baby dinosaur and causing his last hours to be full of fear so she kept a brave face and told him it would all be alright putting her child ahead of her own fears.

We need a few more like her around the place.

phantom_lord

do they not hit earth everyday?

Dragan

phantom_lord wrote: »

do they not hit earth everyday?

Atmos only, it's not often something would make it to the surface.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Won't somebody think of the baby dinosaurs?!

javaboy

If only Scott Safran were still alive.

Heisenberg.

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javaboy

The Scientist wrote: »

Judging by his cause of death, i think we're all safer without his help... :pac:

Come on now. We've all done silly things trying to get some pussy at one stage or another.

Dave!

Ouch, it hit me on the head

antodeco

I thought a Steroid hit the earth. Could just imagine all the sudanese with giant muscles afterwards!