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rocky25

One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers.

They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors.

After about an hour, the man says to the woman,

"Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight No strings attached.

It'll just be one night of fun."

The woman doctor agrees to it.

So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom.

She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room.

She scrubs for a good 10 minutes.

Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so.

Afterwards, the man says to the woman,

"You're a surgeon, aren't you?"

"Yeah, how did you know?"

The man says, "I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started."

"Oh, that makes sense", says the woman.

“You’re an anesthesiologist aren't you?"

"Yeah", says the man, a bit surprised. "How did you know?"

The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

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There was a prostitute on the beach without any arms or legs, and crying.

A man came along and asked her what the matter was.

She tells him that she has not been hugged before, so he picks her up and hugs her.

The next day she is still there crying, the same man comes along and asks her what the matter is.

She tells him that she has not been kissed before, so he picks her up and kisses her.

The next day she's still there crying, and same man comes along again.

He asks her sternly what the matter is and she tells him that she has not been fooked before.

So the man picks her up, walks to the end of the pier, and throws her in the sea and says:

"Now you're fooked."

patmac

Well done Rocky

spudington16

In the second one, would it not make more sense if you said woman rather than prostitute? Surely she would have been fooked before if she was a prostitute? Both excellent jokes nonetheless.

antodeco

lol @ the second one.