If you could change sex for a day - what would you do?

slumped

I'd have to say that I'd probably spend some time driving erratically and fluttering my eyelashes at men....

What would you do?

Agamemnon

Play with my tits non-stop.

karlr42

I'm a man currently.

Go swimming and go ogle the other women in the changing room.
Go home and stare at my snatch.
Masturbate(you know, just to see the differnce)
Find a lesbian.

Gran Hermano

For size:
carrots
cucumbers
courgettes


(Well it beats washing, cleaning, ironing, parking badly, posting in the Ladies Lounge and suchlike).

m@cc@

I'd try anal.

Cianos

Yore Da

karlr42

At the (accepted) risk of being labelled ghey- I would have sex with a man.
As an experience.

We need women to respond.

slumped

Cianos wrote: »

Yore Da

what....not who!

truecrippler

**** in a fish tank.

mad m

Ah someone start a thread asking same question but a woman turning into a bloke for a day....As for me, Dildo all the way,till batteries run out!:D

taidghbaby

teach all the sisters how to park

Dave!

Masturbate, mainly.

Phototoxin

Rob a bank.. the next day I'd be a differnt person so the ID would fail

karlr42

Agamemnon wrote: »

Play with my tits non-stop.

karlr42 wrote: »

Find a lesbian.

Gran Hermano wrote: »

:
carrots
cucumbers
courgettes

m@cc@ wrote: »

I'd try anal.

truecrippler wrote: »

**** in a fish tank.

mad m wrote: »

Dildo all the way,till batteries run out!:D

Dave! wrote: »

Masturbate, mainly.

Doesn't say much for men's imaginations does it?

Jet Black

Scissor!

newbie2

Take Photos

karlr42

heymcflyx wrote: »

Scissor!

Scissor me heymcflyx!!

Gran Hermano

karlr42 wrote: »

Doesn't say much for men's imaginations does it?

Men already have everything else we need. What would you suggest, watch Coronation St?

eVeNtInE

This post has been deleted.

pseudonym1

truecrippler wrote: »

**** in a fish tank.

Made me laugh out loud..

If I was a bloke I d probably :

Play lots of soccer - must be something in it!
have a 3some (with Jessica Albi and Angelina Jolie)
measure my willy frequently
build a shed!

minxie

go for a pee standing up
find out how ye men walk with your bits :eek:

KTRIC

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Made me laugh out loud..

If I was a bloke I d probably :

Play lots of soccer - must be something in it!
have a 3some (with Jessica Albi and Angelina Jolie)
measure my willy frequently
build a shed!

There'd be no time for 3some's what with all the willy measuring and shed building :rolleyes:


Thats all us guys do. Why I'm off to build a shed now, it'll be fun because i'm on the 3rd floor of an apartment block, but the compulsion is there so I have to give in.

Sharpshooter

See if it was possible to think with * The northern brain instead of the southern brain *.;)

pseudonym1

KTRIC wrote: »

There'd be no time for 3some's what with all the willy measuring and shed building :rolleyes:


Thats all us guys do. Why I'm off to build a shed now, it'll
be fun because i'm on the 3rd floor of an apartment block, but the compulsion is there so I have to give in.

Now thats just silly :rolleyes:

dazberry

pseudonym1 wrote: »

build a shed!

LOL - its like the biggest secret we have - and you'd finally know - but its so fundimental that you'd immediately forget the next day when you'd switch back

Mr Magnolia

karlr42 wrote: »

Doesn't say much for men's imaginations does it?

Curiosity more than lack of imagination here, I'd be interested to see how a woman's orgasm compares to a man's.

karlr42

Mr Magnolia wrote: »

Curiosity more than lack of imagination here, I'd be interested to see how a woman's orgasm compares to a man's.

Indeed, it's supposed to be different(less of a one single peak, more of an experience).
I'm very curious, I'd imagine all men are.

Sharpshooter

karlr42 wrote: »

Indeed, it's supposed to be different(less of a one single peak, more of an experience).
I'm very curious, I'd imagine all men are.

OK, Man : Spurt.
Woman : Volcano.;)
Sorted.

truecrippler

I'd probably fake an orgasm.

COH

I'd give birth, just to prove once and for all that nothing in the world is more painful than a kick in the nuts.

FlutterinBantam

Go to Curves and take a big big dump and stink out the changing rooms.

See what its like to wear a thong with a string rammed up yer crack.

Go for a bike ride and see if the saddle really does split yer flaps and leave you well loobed.

Take a practice piss standing up without wetting my thighs or gushing around the place randomly

Thats all I would be interested in:mad:

karlr42

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Woman : Volcano.;)

I'm fairly well versed, but you've lost me there- what's that?

Havermeyer

I would purchase the biggest mirror I could find as quick as I can, and then I'd spend the rest of the day in front of 'said' mirror.

starn

sharpshooterH wrote: »

OK, Man : Spurt.
Woman : Volcano.;)
Sorted.

So Tiresias was tellin the truth then

Sharpshooter

Mr Magnolia wrote: »

Curiosity more than lack of imagination here, I'd be interested to see how a woman's orgasm compares to a man's.

Man : Spurt.
Woman : Volcano.
Total eruption.
Now do you geddit?:o
Or are you Lava'n a laugh.:p

karlr42

Oh... oh!
ah, sq****ing- i see

kraggy

I'd do a "How to be rational" course cause by Christ would I need it if I was a woman.

COH

I'd also try to open a jar and understand the meaning of tights.

No way would I molest myself in front of a mirror, I'm pretty sure I would make a most unattractive woman

ScumLord

I'd go around punching men in the head because they couldn't fight back. I'd abuse all the social niceties and just ruin it for everybody.

dory

I too would have to figure out how to walk with a willy flopping about. I'd have to strap in it or something.
I would then have sex. Or at least try and fail to pick someone up at a bar. Would be a geniune male experince then I suppose.
I'd then try to do two things at once, to see if they really can't do that.
And maybe do a few exams, see if it really is the willy holding those young chaps back.

The shed building has got me interested too. If I have time after all that I might give one of them a go.

Sharpshooter

kraggy wrote: »

I'd do a "How to be rational" course cause by Christ would I need it if I was a woman.

“All the arguments to prove man's superiority cannot shatter this hard fact:Women are superior.

Agree with your sig though.:)

Darragh29

I'd be a lap dancer for a day and take about a grand off twenty dopey c*nts who would pay me their hard earned cash to get my kit off for them.

Next day when I woke up a man again, I'd go straight down to Lapello's and blow the whole fu*kin lot!

mayordenis

tell ever girl I meet how big mayordenis's knob is and to go ride him asap

Sharpshooter

mayordenis wrote: »

tell ever girl I meet how big mayordenis's knob is and to go ride him asap

So............... you are that hard up.:o
* HUG OFFERED *.

Mr Magnolia

Darragh29 wrote: »

I'd be a lap dancer for a day and take about a grand off twenty dopey c*nts who would pay me their hard earned cash to get my kit off for them.

Next day when I woke up a man again, I'd go straight down to Lapello's and blow the whole fu*kin lot!

The money or the dopey c*nts?

kraggy

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Agree with your sig though.:)

That's good to hear.

Demonique

slumped wrote: »

I'd have to say that I'd probably spend some time driving erratically and fluttering my eyelashes at men....

What would you do?

Have a couple of ****, go to a gay bar, pick up a gay guy and then try anal because I heard guys can actually derive pleasure from it due to the prostate gland

kraggy

Demonique wrote: »

Have a couple of ****, go to a gay bar, pick up a gay guy and then try anal because I heard guys can actually derive pleasure from it due to the prostate gland

Correct. And you don't have to be gay as come guys claim. It's there in all of us.

the_syco

Goto Ann Summer for toys. Oh, and lesbian sex.

Firetrap

I'd definitely have to have sex with someone or something just to find out what it feels like from a male perspective. I mean, nobody knows for sure if the male orgasm and the female orgasm feel the same.

Mossy Monk

Scissor me timbers.