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Look at the state of that fat cow

  • 03-10-2008 11:37am
    #1
    big b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,432 ✭✭✭


    ITN News, yesterday.


    A US woman will spend the next month in prison after chasing terrified children through an Ohio town dressed as a cow.

    Michele Allen was hired to wear the outfit to promote a local "haunted trail" theme park in Middletown, but got drunk at work on the Saturday evening and caused chaos, chasing kids and bringing traffic to a halt.

    She also urinated in a nearby yard during her rampage, police said.

    Allen refused to calm down once taken to the local police station and according to police was yelling and challenging people to "suck her udders".

    The 32-year-old, who was wearing nothing underneath the costume, was forced to wear it in a cell over the weekend and for her first court appearance, when she pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct.

    She has been in trouble before and still owes $2,733 (£1,549) for an outstanding "failure to appear on a solicitation" charge. Middletown Municipal Court Judge Mark Wall said: "Michele is pretty well known to us. She's 'struggled,' to say the least."

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20081002/img/pwl-1222941979-world-c40839-286936b23a91.html


Comments

  • #2
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    "Suck my udders!"

    I ****ing love it!


  • #3
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Right moody cow.


  • #4
    Femelade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    How UDDERly embarrasing....
    Imagine waking up in the cell the next day...and look down...see the cow costume..and be thinking "what the hell did i do...."


  • #5
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I thought this was going to be another Mary Harney thread. This is much better. I want that woman as minister for finance.


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That's excellent.


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  • #7
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Femmy wrote: »
    How UDDERly embarrasing....
    Imagine waking up in the cell the next day...and look down...see the cow costume..and be thinking "what the hell did i do...."

    http://otherbrooksbrother.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/top-secret-movie-poster.jpg


  • #8
    quoteunquote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭quoteunquote


    big b wrote: »
    to promote a local "haunted trail" theme park in Middletown

    why the hell would a cow be used to promote a haunted trail?


  • #9
    Millie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 565 ✭✭✭Millie


    Gas!


  • #10
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    quoteunquote wrote: »
    why the hell would a cow be used to promote a haunted trail?

    Americans are only used of seen cows in hamburgers not walking the streets, Would be fairly freaky seen one alive tbh:pac:


  • #11
    big b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,432 ✭✭✭big b


    quoteunquote wrote: »
    why the hell would a cow be used to promote a haunted trail?

    cos they don't want you to take an udder route?


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    quoteunquote wrote: »
    why the hell would a cow be used to promote a haunted trail?

    Well it did the job didn't it?

    Those kids will surely be haunted after watching her take a piss....


  • #13
    Voodu Child
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭Voodu Child


    Now i've herd it all..


  • #14
    Dinter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Dinter


    quoteunquote wrote: »
    why the hell would a cow be used to promote a haunted trail?

    Looking at the picture I'd say it's because in the dark she would look headless?


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Ah. That's funny. Wonder if she peed out the udder.


  • #16
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    That's enough of the wise cracks guys, you're just milking the story now:rolleyes:

    suck my udders, brilliant:D


  • #17
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Yore moo


  • #18
    engrish?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭engrish?


    Of course she isn't hot.


  • #19
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    She must have been freisen cold in that jail cell.


  • #20
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    big b wrote: »
    Allen refused to calm down once taken to the local police station and according to police was yelling and challenging people to "suck her udders".
    Fantastic :D


  • #21
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    I heard she was cowering before the judge


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  • #22
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Was she not even wearnig a jersey underneath?


  • #23
    carlybabe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    big b wrote: »
    Allen refused to calm down once taken to the local police station and according to police was yelling and challenging people to "suck her udders".


    :D LOLs class


  • #24
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    She's a legend in my eyes.

    also she's the image of Marlon Harewood.


  • #25
    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    I'd love to get some of that cows milk in me' cuppa tae!


  • #26
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    nevf wrote: »
    I'd love to get some of that cows milk in me' cuppa tae!

    What and risk Mad Cow disease ? Thankfully the judge has put her out to pasture (ahem).


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    nevf wrote: »
    I'd love to get some of that cows milk in me' cuppa tae!

    Spooky....


  • #28
    Redpunto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭Redpunto


    Whats worrying is that the outfit suits her:D


  • #29
    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Pretty Polly eh? LOL


  • #30
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    a bitch in cow's clothing?


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  • #31
    muletide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭muletide


    some cow


  • #32
    Mimikyu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,962 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • #33
    Scarlet89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Scarlet89


    big b wrote: »
    ITN News, yesterday.


    A US woman will spend the next month in prison after chasing terrified children through an Ohio town dressed as a cow.

    Michele Allen was hired to wear the outfit to promote a local "haunted trail" theme park in Middletown, but got drunk at work on the Saturday evening and caused chaos, chasing kids and bringing traffic to a halt.

    She also urinated in a nearby yard during her rampage, police said.

    Allen refused to calm down once taken to the local police station and according to police was yelling and challenging people to "suck her udders".

    The 32-year-old, who was wearing nothing underneath the costume, was forced to wear it in a cell over the weekend and for her first court appearance, when she pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct.

    She has been in trouble before and still owes $2,733 (£1,549) for an outstanding "failure to appear on a solicitation" charge. Middletown Municipal Court Judge Mark Wall said: "Michele is pretty well known to us. She's 'struggled,' to say the least."

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20081002/img/pwl-1222941979-world-c40839-286936b23a91.html

    How very odd. She's not well.


  • #34
    RoosterIllusion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 395 ✭✭RoosterIllusion


    Ahhhhh, she is black so it's understandable. (queue banning)


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