Wink!

Black Swan

Do you wink at someone? When? How often? What is going through your mind when winking? What happens when you do? Do you have different kinds of winks? Seductive wink? I'm joking wink? How many kinds of winks are there?

What do you think or feel when someone winks at you? Male? Female?

Just watched the Biden-Palin debates, and Sarah Palin winked at the camera so many times I lost count. So to quote Palin: ;););););););)...

Captain Darling

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Do you wink at someone? When? How often? What is going through your mind when winking? What happens when you do? Do you have different kinds of winks? Seductive wink? I'm joking wink? How many kinds of winks are there?

What do you think or feel when someone winks at you? Male? Female?

Just watched the Biden-Palin debates, and Sarah Palin winked at the camera so many times I lost count. So to quote Palin: ;););););););)...

;)How you doin?;)

4zn76tysfajdxp

I do it at least twice a day, sometimes more when I see someone attractive.

Oh wait, you wrote "wink," I thought you posted something completely different. Never mind.

Naos

I wink a lot. It's something I've really got to stop doing.

How I use it depends on who I'm winking at, be it a greeting or acknowledging something great someone did.

Greeting = Wink, smile and a hello
Acknowledging Greatness = Wink and a casual nod of approval

Aodan83

I'M NOT WINKING, IT'S A NERVOUS THING. So get over it.;)

Kiera

Winking is sooooo 1980's!

Black Swan

Just wondering...

How would a Ruu wink differ from a Victor wink? Or a Dudess wink from a randylonghorn wink?

Would a brianthebard wink be poetic? Now let's not talk about a seductive Jeremiah 16:1 wink, yikes! Or if a challengemaster wink would be challenging? Hmmmmm, do monkeys wink?

;)Is it true that Tar winks with both eyes?;)

Bendihorse

I never wink at people and i hate it when people wink at me, i dont know why but it really makes my skin crawl...

togster

I wink at random people sometimes. Try pulling of a sexy wink after you have planned to do it and see how fcuking awkward it can be. I always end up looking like Christy Brown. I somehow always manage to stick my tongue out a lillte bit when i wink too. A mix of this and this:p and the person on the recieving end of this is like this :eek:

AnonoBoy

Used to be able to get an old girlfriend to do anything by winking at her - it drove her crazy!

Ah the good old days, before I got all pudgy and unattractive!

shenanigans1982

I can wink with my left eye...every time I try it with my right eye it looks like an attempt at gurning...surprisingly enough not a big hit with the ladies.

monkeyfudge

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Hmmmmm, do monkeys wink?

I'm more of a rolls eyes kind of guy.

:rolleyes:

metamorphic

My left eye wink doesn't cause me to pull a facial contortion, it's my subtle wink.

my right eye wink causes me to scrunch up my face, makes me look like a pirate, arrr. Also called "the dirty old man" wink by the GF at the time. Nice to have that in the bag for later years, arrr ladies

Vain

When guys wink its just creepy, When girls wink its cheeky and sexy. Thats my two cents

Captain Darling

Winking by a man can only ever be pulled off successfully if it is accompanied by a shooting gesture with the left or right hand. Blowing the smoke from the barrel of your imaginary gun is optional.

Salvatore Disgusting Piano

Salvatore Disgusting Piano wrote: »

I do it at least twice a day, sometimes more when I see someone attractive.

Oh wait, you wrote "wink," I thought you posted something completely different. Never mind.

LOL brilliant!

I wink about Mary Harney all the time. That thread from yesterday has inspired me more too.

Captain Darling

Deleted User wrote: »

LOL brilliant!

I wink about Mary Harney all the time. That thread from yesterday has inspired me more too.

Too much winking can make you go blind.

Careful now!

gerky

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?.

Ron DMC

Ok, so I'm at a gig last night right up at the front and one of the girls in the band is pretty hot so obviously I was looking at her. Anyway, she caught my eye and she smiled at me. So far so good.

A few minutes later she looked over again, and I decide to wink, only seconds before realising that the guy standing to my right knows her and it was him she was looking at all along.

Needless to say to avoid any possible embarassment I proceeded to wink excessively and successfully made it look like I'd had something in my eye all along.

So a warning to all, THINK BEFORE YOU WINK!

Varkov

Captain Darling wrote: »

Winking by a man can only ever be pulled off successfully if it is accompanied by a shooting gesture with the left or right hand. Blowing the smoke from the barrel of your imaginary gun is optional.

And you need your mobile phone cover slung low and to the side like a holster. Cause holsters are awesome!

SV

Salvatore Disgusting Piano wrote: »

I do it at least twice a day, sometimes more when I see someone attractive.

Oh wait, you wrote "wink," I thought you posted something completely different. Never mind.

a little wee came out.:D





from the laughing..not the...
nevermind.

Earthhorse

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Or a Dudess wink from a randylonghorn wink?

Well, one of these would give me the randylonghorn and one of them wouldn't.

Can you guess which one?

smk135

Hahaha funny thread.

Anytime I'm winked at by a lad (not often thank god) it just makes me cringe for them.

I mean it either looks really akward and pre meditated or way too smooth, in which case the "winker" just looks like a stuck up tosser that deserves a punch in the head.

Guys, don't do it. Do not wink. unless you're willing to use it as a chat up line to slag yourself off (a lot) for doing it.
Actually, na just don't do it.

ejmaztec

I've had Bell's Palsy a couple of times, where the muscles on one side of your head go to sleep for a few days. Unfortunately, when you blink, only the eye-lids on the good side operate. You have to be a fast runner, because everybody thinks that you're winking at 'em and get the wrong idea. I've had girls' boyfriends threaten to beat the crap outta me in the street. Some guys have even smiled and returned the wink.

If I ever get it again, I'm staying in. :eek:

Dave147

ejmaztec wrote: »

I've had Bell's Palsy a couple of times, where the muscles on one side of your head go to sleep for a few days. Unfortunately, when you blink, only the eye-lids on the good side operate. You have to be a fast runner, because everybody thinks that you're winking at 'em and get the wrong idea. I've had girls' boyfriends threaten to beat the crap outta me in the street. Some guys have even smiled and returned the wink.

If I ever get it again, I'm staying in. :eek:

I had bells palsy 3 years ago at Christmas, remember doing my shopping in the freezing cold and not being able to close my right eye.

I do wink but usually it accompanies my cheeky nature, I don't try and pull a woman by winking, but occasionally if I see someone I know I wink in acknowledgement.

Overheal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdtC6NV_T8o

Dudess

Earthhorse wrote: »

Well, one of these would give me the randylonghorn and one of them wouldn't.

Can you guess which one?

I'm not letting you get your claws into that filthily-named Randylonghorn - you're javaboy's and that's that!

CuLT

I'd only throw a sultry wink at the person listed in my signature

Overheal

What the hell :eek:

smk135

No way, I just got into the lift in work to go for a smoke and the lad already in there winked at me as I walked in.

As stated previously, it does NOT have a positive affect.

Captain Darling

smk135 wrote: »

No way, I just got into the lift in work to go for a smoke and the lad already in there winked at me as I walked in.

As stated previously, it does NOT have a positive affect.

smk135

Captain Darling wrote: »

wow, wait a minute, Captain Darling you're the first person who's made me swoon and given me butterflies when winking.

Incredible, you have the wink effect.

Use it wisely.

Captain Darling

smk135 wrote: »

wow, wait a minute, Captain Darling you're the first person who's made me swoon and given me butterflies when winking.

Incredible, you have the wink effect.

Use it wisely.

Alot of people think of me when they are winking. Ahem.

seamus-2k7

CuLT wrote: »

I'd only throw a sultry wink at the person listed in my signature

Me!?

Captain Darling

seamus-2k7 wrote: »

Me!?

You the man!!!!!

Earthhorse

Dudess wrote: »

I'm not letting you get your claws into that filthily-named Randylonghorn!

I hear only what I want to.

emeraldstar

I don't wink. Winking is for dirty old men.

Captain Darling

emeraldstar wrote: »

I don't wink. Winking is for dirty old men.

I cant help it.;););););););););););)

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brianthebard

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Just wondering...

How would a Ruu wink differ from a Victor wink? Or a Dudess wink from a randylonghorn wink?

Would a brianthebard wink be poetic? Now let's not talk about a seductive Jeremiah 16:1 wink, yikes! Or if a challengemaster wink would be challenging? Hmmmmm, do monkeys wink?

;)Is it true that Tar winks with both eyes?;)

I wink and give a shake of my foppish poets' hair...

emeraldstar

You big fop....

Doc

I remember years ago there was an advert on the trains that read “Wink at the person under this sign!”

The seats faced each other so there normally was someone sitting there under the sign straight across from you.

The thing was if the person sat under the sign looked straight across they would see a sign that said

“What would you do if the person under this sign winked at you?”

Black Swan

Want to be the Vice President of the United States? Who needs experience in handling financial meltdowns or waging war? Unimportant indeed! Just work on your wink!;);););););)...

Expert advice on what might become the next field of human inquiry: Winkology or the study of winking. See:http://news.bostonherald.com/news/opinion/columnists/view/2008_10_03_Odds_are_stacked_against_Sarah_Palin/srvc=home&position=1

**Shhhhhh, gossip has it that Captain Darling has the first Ph.D. (Piled-Higher-and-Deeper) degree in Winkology. Of course it was honorary based on years of winking praxis (the practical application of the theory of winking).**

Red Hand

I winked at a lady once.

Woke up shortly after in the ER with a fork in my eye. So, from then on I wore :cool:

Ruu_Old

Gerald Fleming is God. *wink* bye bye now.

Black Swan

Can anyone imagine what a Pighead wink would look like? **:pac:;)**

SoWatchaWant

Salvatore Disgusting Piano wrote: »

I do it at least twice a day, sometimes more when I see someone attractive.

Oh wait, you wrote "wink," I thought you posted something completely different. Never mind.

Ah I get it! ****!:D

SV

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Ah I get it! ****!:D

I don't know why but that was really funny...


good work. :D