Quick 'Uns

rocky25

A little boy and his dad were walking down the street wean they saw two dogs having sex.

The little boy asks his father “Daddy, what are they doing?”

The father says, “Making a puppy.”

So they walk on and go home.

A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex.

The little boy says, “Daddy, what are you doing?”

The father replies, “Making a baby.”

The little boy says,

“Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy instead!”

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Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa.

The lion is defeated, but not before it rips off Tarzan's arm, eye, and dick.

Of course, Tarzan's jungle friends help him out by giving him the parts he needs.

the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an elephant trunk for a dick.

A while later, Cheeta the Chimp asks Tarzan how his new parts are working out for him.

"Tarzan like.

With new eye, can see far.

With new arm, Tarzan strong.

But no like new wee-wee."

"Why's that?"

"It keep taking weeds and shoving in Tarzan's ass."

here.from.day.1

Ahaha good stuff, like the 1st one!

jessbeth

LOL I really liked those.

They both create quite a funny visual :pac:

dh0661

rocky25 wrote: »

“Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy instead!

Well that would be doggy style :rolleyes: