Do you feel safe in the boot of a taxi (part 4)

towel401

I never knew that it was acceptable to sit in the boot of a taxi. I thought there would be some or other safety regulation forcing you to use a seat until that female garda came along and made up a story about being attacked by someone who came out of the boot.

Being in the boot has certain advantages. There are no stalkers that could know you're in the taxi because they can't see you.

Only the driver can take you out of the boot and you might be able to open it yourself from the inside

There is a light in the boot of a taxi. I'm sure taxi's have a regulation that requires it to stay on.

You don't have to talk to anyone unless you call them on your phone. A lot of people are intimidated by talking to people they don't really know.

You can attack unsuspecting passengers if you're so inclined but if you don't want to then they won't even know you're there.

So would you feel safe in the boot of a taxi? would you trust the driver not to lock you in r dump you someplace you didn't want to go? would it make you feel any safer than being in an ordinary seat?

BroomBurner

towel401 wrote: »

So would you feel safe in the boot of a taxi?

About as safe as a Ref in Wicklow...

Sharpshooter

You mean we're allowed to sit in the Taxi?/gotta stop using taxi's.:mad:

Spook_ie

Damn I missed parts 1,2 and 3 any chance of a recap, or should I just start them for real...;)

phasers

Very much so,yes.

Jet Black

The scumbags must be moving up in the world, I remember seeing them getting in the back of busses.

or

Some mobile gimp service?

dr.bollocko

Wait.
What?

Jeapy

In before the lock!

Guy:Incognito

Jeapy wrote: »

In before the lock!

You serious? It's been here for 8 days, your no Usain bolt.

Mimikyu

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Tar.Aldarion

Stop.







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dr.bollocko

Solitaryman666 wrote: »

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I am gonna become a taxi driver just to take advantage.

"So why is this young lady in the boot Dr. Bollocko?"

"Well, she got on with 4 others and there was no room in the car."

"But why is she bound and gagged Dr. Bollocko?"

"Cos that's how I roll bitch!"

Turd Ferguson

Your Ma is the boot of a taxi....


sorry, couldnt think of anything better to write

Karoma

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Your Ma is the boot of a taxi....


sorry, couldnt think of anything better to write

Then, like a gagged ma in the boot of a taxi, say nothing at all and don't be annoying. ¬_¬



* Ponders insulting dr. bollocko (Knowing that I can leave, shower, shave, sh*t, and continue posting before there's a reported post or Feedback thread) ... nah; I'd never insult his intelligen... *

javaboy

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Your Ma is the boot of a taxi....


sorry, couldnt think of anything better to write

I'm not even angry so much as disappointed. You were one of the good ones.

Jeapy

Stekelly wrote: »

You serious? It's been here for 8 days, your no Usain bolt.

Ooh shame on me for not checking the date of the OP. Less of the personal insults, ya?

dr.bollocko

Usain Bolt is a finely toned athlete. It's no slight against you that you ain't him good buddy.
But why would it be locked?! That's what worries me!

Guy:Incognito

Jeapy wrote: »

Ooh shame on me for not checking the date of the OP. Less of the personal insults, ya?

Personal insults? Seriously, if you think that was an insult I can pm you some words that will blow your mind.

javaboy

dr.bollocko wrote: »

But why would it be locked?! That's what worries me!

Because it's a stupid parody thread of a series of stupid threads.

dr.bollocko

javaboy wrote: »

Because it's a stupid parody thread of a series of stupid threads.

Oh right.
I am not in fact familiar with parts one two and three of this saga.
Ole Bollocko is out of the loop.
I feel like an FNG all over again. And here's me, a hair's breadth from the big 4000.

javaboy

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Oh right.
I am not in fact familiar with parts one two and three of this saga.
Ole Bollocko is out of the loop.
I feel like an FNG all over again. And here's me, a hair's breadth from the big 4000.

See similar threads for the trilogy.

dr.bollocko

javaboy wrote: »

See similar threads for the trilogy.

Is it good stuff?
Like the Godfather good?

Or Pirates of the caribbean good?

Was there a CGI based Jamaican alien involved?
There was, wasn't there?
Who starts bloody parody threads anyway.
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

lost marbles

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Is it good stuff?
Like the Godfather good?

Or Pirates of the caribbean good?

Was there a CGI based Jamaican alien involved?
There was, wasn't there?
Who starts bloody parody threads anyway.
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

you picked a good time to give it up
ive heard its going up in the buget

Spook_ie

lost marbles wrote: »

you picked a good time to give it up
ive heard its going up in the buget

If you're having a budget does it not go hand in hand with actualy having money to budget with?