Makes me both laugh and cry....

Dragan

http://www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/news/1351648.woman_tricked_into_sex_by_penis_cream_treatment/

Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment
9:52am Wednesday 25th April 2007



A Syrian-born airline pilot allegedly tricked a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest into having sex with him by pretending he had to administer ointment on the end of his penis, a jury heard yesterday (Tuesday).

Fadi Sbano, 38, even pretended to know a gynaecologist who advised him on how often to have intercourse with her and whether to thrust "slowly or quickly". And, on the "doctor's advice", he kept a clock on the bedside table to time the sessions.

The teacher put up with the treatment for nine months before telling her doctor.

Huw Rees, prosecuting, told Swansea crown court: "The allegations here are of rape by deception."

Mr Rees said the pair met while Sbano was based at Gatwick and the teacher was working nearby.

In November, 2000, she discovered a rash of white spots and feared that typhoid, which she contracted on holiday some years before, had returned.

Sbano claimed he was in talks with a gynaecologist who was anxious for a certain cream to be applied, the prosecutor said.

"He (Sbano) suggested he would apply the cream to his penis and apply it inside her.

Mr Rees said the woman found the sessions "Clinical, not at all erotic". She consented only because she believed it was a proper treatment.

"When the insertions took place, and depending on the instructions of his friend, he would thrust slowly or quickly for anything from one to ten minutes,"

Her doctor told her to find out the identity of Sbano's gynaecologist friend but he "became evasive and never gave his name" beyond the word "Ibby".

"It began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms."

Mr Rees said "Ibby" was traced but said he knew nothing about the treatment.

Sbano was arrested at Heathrow while attending a pilots' training facility.

He claimed the woman had invented the entire story about the "treatment".

Sbano, from Harrow, London, denies nine charges of rape and 11 or obtaining money by deception.

The trial continues.

Curlypinkie

Hope that wasn't yore ma?

Gummy Panda

lmao!

How in hell did she fall for that.

"Apply cream generously three times a day"

brianthebard

Was it a special kind of ointment that only came from within his penis?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

she has the vote

davyjose

It's good to see a certain level of intelligence is required to be a schoolteacher these days.

I call bull$hit on this one.

SpookyDoll

ha ha ha! shouldnt laugh but .....genius!

meditraitor

How does one get to this havorfordwest place?

MagicMarker

What a ****ing tool!!

Maybe his intentions were to offer a placebo effect? I say fair play to him. Not often is the man so thoughtful:D

But seriously, if this guy is convicted then it'll be the biggest ****ing joke ever.

Wreck

Hopefully whatever cream the rapist was putting on his penis will make the moron infertile so she can't bring any idiotic offspring in to the world.

MagicMarker

This guy is not a rapist. End of.

Maximilian

There should be a sub-category of the Darwin Awards to capture incomprehensibly stupid people like this.

The question from Dragan, laugh or cry? If she's that thick I am afraid it's laughter .Even though it's terrible. That is ****ing hilarious!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I assume the woman in question wishes to resume anonymous...? I can't help but wonder what the school is like in which she teaches.

KTRIC

I wonder if it'll work on the missus's sore throat ??

CreepingDeath

At least is wasn't eye drops or a nasal spray he was applying

Darragh29

"It began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms."

This is the funniest part of that!

While Ingrid was out tending to the sheep one evening and the hansom farmer approached for his daily medication, it slowly dawned on Ingrid that there was the tiny, slim, remote but also faintly possible chance that the farmers medical situation might not have been as bad as had been originally suggested...

:D:D:D:D:D

CreepingDeath

CreepingDeath wrote: »

At least is wasn't eye drops or a nasal spray he was applying

Could have been tragic.

engrish?

I call Shenanigans!

Turd Ferguson

That is without doubt the most fantastic thing I have read all day...
bravo!!!

Fringe

Do you feel like you want to laugh and cry at the same time? That's a pretty serious problem. Come to my house and I'll give you some proper treatment tonight.

sock.rocker*

doctor: ehm im sorry miss.. despite our best efforts it has spread into your lower rectum. there's only one way i know of to apply cream there..

Daithi McGee

Gummy Panda wrote: »

lmao!

How in hell did she fall for that.

"Apply cream generously three times a day"

The same way we will for a Lisbon Treaty Two vote.

Pure fuking stupidity.

Tha Gopher

Hope this teacher was never in charge of sex ed in the class x20 billion

On a few old comedies (Only Fools and Horses being one) you see lads trying to chat up girls by pretending to be airline pilots (back when this was a job with money and status, as opposed to now where Michael O`Leary probably pays them less than bus drivers).

Nowadays pilots have to resort to claiming to have a mickey with magical healing powers. Tis mad Ted.

Frisbee

This perked my day up a little bit.
The fact that someone so monumentally stupid is still alive at that age is a mini-miracle....

Insect Overlord

What's the bet she's a blonde?

MayMay

And she's a teacher?! :pac:

I know some hot school teachers. Perhaps I should give this a try ...

Does anyone else find it odd as to how he came to know about her.. vagina problems. Did she go around announcing, "hey, guess what? someone gave me herpes"

themadchef

Doesnt add up..... the more i think of it (eww)


the more im thinking she was McLuvin it..... (ewwwwwwww even more)

Insect Overlord

Deleted User wrote: »

I know some hot school teachers. Perhaps I should give this a try ...

Does anyone else find it odd as to how he came to know about her.. vagina problems. Did she go around announcing, "hey, guess what? someone gave me herpes"

I'm in a college with over 1,000 trainee teachers, the word hot is heard more often than any other :cool:

None of them are that thick though!

Gyalist

A Syrian born airline pilot accused of raping a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest by deception has walked free from court after the judge suddenly halted the trial.

Judge Christopher Morton said Fadi Sbano, 38, should not face a retrial.

Judge Morton listened to legal argument by both the prosecution and defence teams before calling the jury back into Swansea crown court on Tuesday and telling them he was ending the trial. No verdicts were returned.

He said there had been "concerns" about the conduct of the case but they did not reflect on either the prosecution or defence barristers or solicitors.

But matters had come to light which required further investigation.

Full report here.

Should women who make these kinds of allegations against men still retain the right to anonymity?

Dragan

Gyalist wrote: »

Should women who make these kinds of allegations against men still retain the right to anonymity?

No.

Simple as that. Throwing around the term "rapist" can destroy someones life, anyone who would do such a thing should be publically shamed so other men will know not to go near them for fear of being accused of rape.

Maximilian

Gyalist wrote: »

Full report here.

Should women who make these kinds of allegations against men still retain the right to anonymity?

No. The bitches should be publicly named and shamed. I don't know about this one though - when the woman is just astronomically stupid.

Maximilian

Maximilian wrote: »

No. The bitches should be publicly named and shamed. I don't know about this one though - when the woman is just astronomically stupid.

Maybe have the women committed?

Honey-ec

So let me get this straight, this woman has some kind of unidentified rash on her nether regions, complete with white spots, and this guy's first thought is "Let's have sex!"

Methinks she's not the only terminally stupid person in this equation...

biko

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1158/1234657813_4dfa19bfff.jpg?v=0

Nichololas

KTRIC wrote: »

I wonder if it'll work on the missus's sore throat ??

Hah, Strepsil Penis Cream (tm). :pac:

Fizman

Anyone find it slightly worrying that this guy, knowing that she had feared the return of typhoid (a white spotty rash :O) to her body, still proceeded to have sex with her several times?

Nice to see that even pilots throw caution to the wind!