Wine

nomorebadtown

What is the brotherly opinion on wine? Is it a good beverage in general? Is it best kept to dinner or drinkys situations? Does it quench thirst? Are you a connoisseur or a chugger? Regale and share with us your tales involving wine:D

Stheno

Are the wimmins allowed an opinion on this topic?:D

Zaph

Wimmins have opinions?

trout

I like topics ... especially when you get a hazelnut in every bite.

Hagar

My wife has, I gave her my opinion on a few things earlier.

/edit Not a hazelnut an opinion I mean

Stheno

Zaph wrote: »

Wimmins have opinions?

We try not to,(so as to appease the brethren) but on some subjects (like wine) we do

Hagar wrote: »

My wife has, I gave her my opinion on a few things earlier.

See??

There's a IRL example for ya

And if wimmin didn't have opinions then why would Theadydahl have a few crates of wine stashed behind Yore Ma's bar????

Slow Motion

nouggatti wrote: »

And if wimmin didn't have opinions then why would Theadydahl have a few crates of wine stashed behind Yore Ma's bar????

Because I let her

Insect Overlord

Wine is only to be drunk when it is complimentary, with a delicious meal, as a sophisticated warm-up to a night of real manly drinking.

smashey

nomorebadtown wrote: »

What is the brotherly opinion on wine?

It's pish.

GAAman

An Fhile wrote: »

Wine is only to be drunk when it is complimentary, with a delicious meal, as a sophisticated warm-up to a night of real manly drinking.

Out, now!

smashey wrote: »

It's pish.

As eloquent and subtle as a kick to the balls, and yet so very true

trout

smashey wrote: »

It's pish.

If brevity is the soul of wit ... this man is a genius :cool:

Auvers

How about the auld



Does this constitute a manly drink, I think so

Fratton Fred

as long as it is red and drunk in the same sort of quantities as beer, I see no problem with it.

I have a wine glass at home that holds half a bottle of Shiraz at a time.

(I was sent here for being bold)

In my opinion if it is drank with a woman or at dinner it is acceptable. Why!? Because I done it last night and there is nothing non-manly about this hangover

None of that 9% **** though, we are talking the proper 12-13% stuff that puts hair on our proud bellies.

kayos

As long as its not Rose or sparkling its fine...

Like Steak with a good bottle of red. What more could a man ask for? Well maybe a mrs who agreed that every steak dinner ment it was steak and bj day

LolaDub

Wine+ Champagne makes me slutty

Cathmandooo

LolaDub wrote: »

Wine+ Champagne makes me slutty

lol the brothers will love to hear that

I love wine and think it's a perfectly acceptable beverage to drink by the mens, altho perhaps they shouldn't be ordering a small bottle while in the pub, might be a bit ott, but with dinner or when romancing the ladies at home it's perfectly fine

smashey

LolaDub wrote: »

Wine+ Champagne makes me slutty

Here you go...

How you doooooooinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Fratton Fred

LolaDub wrote: »

Wine+ Champagne makes me slutty

me too.:D

but then again, I'm a bloke so i'm always a slut

Cormic

Red wine is class. It makes me so baudy. It is very different from drinking beer. White wine and rose is for girls and men who cross their legs like girls.

LostinBlanch

It's alchohol FFS, usually about 12-13%! You drink some, fill up your glass, drink some more and hey presto you're pissed. Why some people are afraid of it, and spend their time whining about it I don't know.

Besides, as Lola said, it can have a "relaxing" effect on the wimmins.

LolaDub

Smashey baby i'm good how are youuuuuuuuuuuu

Its a nice drink for the wimmens, can't be seen to de-class ourselves with the beer can we? Must leave that to you manly manfolk

lg123

love wine, red or white. rose not so much, champers is wee bottled!

Zaph

lg123 wrote: »

champers is wee bottled!

Now what do you suppose they make champagne from? Here's a hint:

lg123 wrote: »

love wine, red or white

oblivious

lg123 wrote: »

champers is wee bottled!

You might want to see your doctor if you have that level of carbonation in you wee:p

Heisenberg.

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smashey

The Scientist wrote: »

Exactly. I hate the taste of wine...
I'll drink it in times of desperation and never from a glass.

It works better when the bottle is in a brown paper bag. :cool:

oblivious

smashey wrote: »

It works better when the bottle is in a brown paper bag. :cool:

But when you have the brown bag why not go the whole way and get some Buckfast

enda1

oblivious wrote: »

But when you have the brown bag why not go the whole way and get some Buckfast

Because its kack.

DenMan

I like red wine, it gives me great inspiration. They don't have it down in my local Viking house.

Darwin

Cormic wrote: »

Red wine is class. It makes me so baudy. It is very different from drinking beer. White wine and rose is for girls and men who cross their legs like girls.

Rose wine...might be girly here but it's the local brew in Nice (France) nothing like a bottle of chilled Rose sitting outside in the hot sun

Mehh

Darwin wrote: »

Rose wine...might be girly here but it's the local brew in Nice (France) nothing like a bottle of chilled Rose sitting outside in the hot sun

Sorry mate, but that's totally Ghey... we'll have none of that in these here parts

enda1

Mehh wrote: »

Sorry mate, but that's totally Ghey... we'll have none of that in these here parts

I agree with mehh, rose is mehh. Red wine or non at all!

Fey!

Wine is best when it's been left open for a few days and you can use it as vinegar substitute on your fish supper!

As for white wine, to quote the Pub Landlord, it's (curtsy as you read) "for the ladies"!!!

girl_friday

LolaDub wrote: »

Wine+ Champagne makes me slutty

LostinBlanch wrote: »

as Lola said, it can have a "relaxing" effect on the wimmins.

I have been known to make some very 'relaxed' decisions as a result of my love of sparkling wine!!