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cows and milk.... interesting question i should think!

  • 16-09-2008 9:48am
    #1
    shoelaceface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭


    who discovered that by pulling on a cows udder (in a particular way... ahem), it would produce milk.... and what were there original intentions before they accidentally discovered it produced milk!

    :eek:


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  • #2
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    the calf?


  • #3
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Rabies wrote: »
    the calf?

    Beat me to it.


  • #4
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    well.... bestiality was rampant in the good auld days.


    ah.... the 80's were such fun


  • #5
    shoelaceface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    Rabies wrote: »
    the calf?

    FECK! never thought of that!

    well that solves that ....


  • #6
    axer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,517 ✭✭✭axer


    shoelaceface wrote: »
    who discovered that by pulling on a cows udder (in a particular way... ahem), it would produce milk.... and what were there original intentions before they accidentally discovered it produced milk!

    :eek:
    I looked at this question, though "huh?" and then realised I was in after hours - all makes sense now! Carry on.


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  • #7
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Beat me to it.
    shoelaceface wrote: »
    who discovered that by pulling on a cows udder (in a particular way... ahem), it would produce milk.... and what were there original intentions before they accidentally discovered it produced milk!

    :eek:


    *faceplam* Dam Shoe we didnt think of the calf, which leads me to the question, which perv was spying on them to notice this. God life has such unanswered questions, we need to work em out!


  • #8
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    emo!! wrote: »
    God life has such unanswered questions, we need to work em out!

    Fear not!!

    The LHC is there to solve every one of them...


  • #9
    shoelaceface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    emo!! wrote: »
    *faceplam* Dam Shoe we didnt think of the calf, which leads me to the question, which perv was spying on them to notice this. God life has such unanswered questions, we need to work em out!

    iv been asking people that for years and nobody ever thought of the calf....


  • #10
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    emo!! wrote: »
    *faceplam* Dam Shoe we didnt think of the calf, which leads me to the question, which perv was spying on them to notice this. God life has such unanswered questions, we need to work em out!

    http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/fishtank.png


  • #11
    shoelaceface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    emo!! wrote: »
    *faceplam* Dam Shoe we didnt think of the calf, which leads me to the question, which perv was spying on them to notice this. God life has such unanswered questions, we need to work em out!

    yore ma i'd say


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  • #12
    brianthebard
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    This thread degrades human knowledge.


  • #13
    shoelaceface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    brianthebard wrote: »
    This thread degrades human knowledge.

    ehhh??


  • #14
    Miss Fluff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    shoelaceface wrote: »
    iv been asking people that for years and nobody ever thought of the calf....

    How many people did you ask?


  • #15
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    His name was Tom.


  • #16
    shoelaceface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    Miss Fluff wrote: »
    How many people did you ask?

    well i havnt kept count.... but a good few... including farmers who even scratched their heads and thought about it and couldnt give me an answer...

    you would think the farmers would think of the calf.....

    how did i not think of the calf... its soooo obvious!


  • #17
    zAbbo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    Because you're an idiot?


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    They tried the cow after failing to get milk from the bull!

    Pull the udder one!!!


  • #19
    shoelaceface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    zAbbo wrote: »
    Because you're an idiot?

    and your not?


  • #20
    zAbbo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    shoelaceface wrote: »
    and your not?
    See original post, rinse & repeat.

    Thanks


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    shoelaceface wrote: »
    and your not?


    your not what! :pac:


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  • #22
    shoelaceface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    Deleted User wrote: »
    your not what! :pac:

    you clearly are!!


  • #23
    humanji
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Isn't this a Billy Connolly joke?


  • #24
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    humanji wrote: »
    Isn't this a Billy Connolly joke?

    Maybe , just maybe the OP is Billy Connolly, and is just trying out new material! or not , nevermind


  • #25
    Ishmael
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    emo!! wrote: »
    *faceplam* Dam Shoe we didnt think of the calf, which leads me to the question, which perv was spying on them to notice this. God life has such unanswered questions, we need to work em out!

    A farmer or a woman i'd say.


  • #26
    shoelaceface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    humanji wrote: »
    Isn't this a Billy Connolly joke?

    ? dont know is it?




    well im delighted that all of you are 'perfect' and never asked a question that had an obvious answer....


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    shoelaceface wrote: »
    you clearly are!!

    your're clearly not! ;)


  • #28
    shoelaceface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    Deleted User wrote: »
    your're clearly not! ;)

    :rolleyes:


  • #29
    and2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 143 ✭✭and2


    which came first, the cow or the milk?


  • #30
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    shoelaceface wrote: »
    who discovered that by pulling on a cows udder (in a particular way... ahem), it would produce milk.... and what were there original intentions before they accidentally discovered it produced milk!

    :eek:

    Old Billy Connelly material tbh.


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  • #31
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    oooooh thats an easy one , the cow obv!! NEXT!


  • #32
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    and2 wrote: »
    which came first, the cow or the milk?
    me. in your eye.

    SPLAT!


  • #33
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    your're clearly not! ;)

    Way to prove your point there kiddo! :rolleyes:


  • #34
    shoelaceface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    Dragan wrote: »
    Old Billy Connelly material tbh.

    well if i had known that i could have saved myself from being abused here :D:D:D:D


  • #35
    shoelaceface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    Mirror wrote: »
    me. in your eye.

    SPLAT!

    nyom nyom


  • #36
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    shoelaceface wrote: »
    nyom nyom
    you nom with your eyes? 0_o


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  • #37
    Silenceisbliss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Silenceisbliss


    and2 wrote: »
    which came first, the cow or the milk?

    no no no...the bull came first....then the farmer decided...YUK!, that doesnt taste nice...then he tried the udders on the cow...decided that was better.

    trial and error


  • #38
    shoelaceface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    Mirror wrote: »
    you nom with your eyes? 0_o

    noooooo!!

    you splat-ted it into her eyes and i nyom nyom-ed it off her face... :P


  • #39
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Dragan wrote: »
    Old Billy Connelly material tbh.
    Leave him alone bully man. Seven year olds should be encouraged to ask questions no matter how simplistic or obvious the answer may be.


  • #40
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Pighead wrote: »
    Leave him alone bully man. Seven year olds should be encouraged to ask questions no matter how simplistic or obvious the answer may be.

    A few gentle slaps at the right time is important for any kids development.


  • #41
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    Pighead wrote: »
    Leave him alone bully man. Seven year olds should be encouraged to ask questions no matter how simplistic or obvious the answer may be.

    Hay pighead, leave shoelaceface alone :mad::)


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