Interesting discovery

thelurch

Sky cards and Ulster bank machines, nothing illegal, just Intersesting. Mods will think i am trying to rip off sky or ulster bank, NO just interesting details on receipt....OH JESUS BAN HIM !! Watch !! You still have to pay but you can get more than you bargained for... And Mods Dont lock this till you try it, Its Funny not illegal, U get jokes on the receipt !!

Guy:Incognito

What?

Canis Lupus

Drugs are bad mmmkay?

partyatmygaff

oh i get it, put your sky card in the ulster bank atm and something kewl happenz lyk?

or what?:pac:

copacetic

not interesting, a discovery or true.

Captain Darling

wtf?

IBTL

Post +1 Wohhooooo


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thelurch

6657, Oh ye of little faith, I could give a code to update card but would be banned

stovelid

Have you taken it all yet? Can I have some?

mumhaabu

Something tells me this guy either:

• Wants someone foolish enough to have their Sky card gobbled up in the ATM machine to have a laugh at them.

or

• Has discovered a way to con the machine into dispensing free money, if he has why the hell would he share it on the internet of all places? which brings me back to point A.

Mossy Monk

partyatmygaff wrote: »

oh i get it, put your sky card in the ulster bank atm and something kewl happenz lyk?

or what?:pac:

Yes. You can watch free PPV through the bank machine. I did this tonight. It actually works.

thelurch

Mossy Monk wrote: »

Yes. You can watch free PPV through the bank machine. I did this tonight. It actually works.

Dont know why I bother, Tech Phobes, I work in the bank, I programme the machines, So [EMAIL="F@ck"]F@ck[/EMAIL] off and carry on Last tip I post here, I had swiped a card through the main reader and put it nationwide, So Game off, Night...Cancelled. Gob****es.

j-bone

Mossy Monk wrote: »

Yes. You can watch free PPV through the bank machine. I did this tonight. It actually works.

yea me too,,but it was just adverts promising 100 channels if i switched..

dsmythy

thelurch wrote: »

Dont know why I bother, Tech Phobes, I work in the bank, I programme the machines, So [EMAIL="F@ck"]F@ck[/EMAIL] off and carry on Last tip I post here, I had swiped a card through the main reader and put it nationwide, So Game off, Night...Cancelled. Gob****es.

You're some muppet. Maybe if you told us what is meant to happen?

copacetic

thelurch wrote: »

Dont know why I bother, Tech Phobes, I work in the bank, I programme the machines, So F@ck off and carry on Last tip I post here, I had swiped a card through the main reader and put it nationwide, So Game off, Night...Cancelled. Gob****es.

oh noes, please come back. we're sorry, tell us all. please 'programme' them to give us free money. of course you 'programme' the machines, all the banks get dim teenage nerds to do it on a machine by machine basis.

Guy:Incognito

Maybe try form coherant sentences when you do grace us with your presence. Us techno phobes no read gud jibberish.

Dragan

mumhaabu wrote: »

[*]Has discovered a way to con the machine into dispensing free money, if he has why the hell would he share it on the internet of all places? which brings me back to point A.

I think it's pretty clear what is happening here. We have the new Robin Hood of the interwebz among us.

I think we should believe him.

Kold

This thread makes me smile. I'm almost tempted to steal a friends Sky card and try this tomorrow.

Cunny-Funt

This has the be one of the most retarded threads I've come across.

OP has zero ability to communicate.

Captain Darling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpUhVxA8Xqs

monkeyfudge

Cunny-Funt wrote: »

This has the be one of the most retarded threads I've come across.

OP has zero ability to communicate.

The only way he can communicate to you is through programmed messages on Ulster bank ATMs when you put your Sky card in.

Cunny-Funt

Damn you black heart! That wasn't part of the deal!!


That wasn't paaaart!!!

Nerin

Podcast material!

AlkalineAcid

What??

Cunny-Funt

Where?

Overheal

In before Overheal the lock

chillywilly

who??

dsmythy

Why?

Lock.

Captain Darling

When?

Kold

¿Que?

Nerin

Overheal wrote: »

In before Overheal the lock

i think you'll find its pronounced nuke-ya-ler.

andrew

Whatever you say op! Will do.

Frisbee

thelurch wrote: »

Dont know why I bother, Tech Phobes, I work in the bank, I programme the machines, So [EMAIL="F@ck"]F@ck[/EMAIL] off and carry on Last tip I post here, I had swiped a card through the main reader and put it nationwide, So Game off, Night...Cancelled. Gob****es.

Your a Douche

Do you really think anyone is going to believe that someone who barely has a third class grasp of the English language and sentence structure is trusted to programme ATM machines?

You are teh roX0r... :rolleyes:

AtomicHorror

thelurch wrote: »

OH JESUS BAN HIM !!

Jesus mods AH?

Bob the Builder

thelurch wrote: »

OH JESUS BAN HIM !!

Can't you see. Jesus loves us all.

dsmythy

Jesus forgives too easily.

Bob the Builder

What did Jesus say when he was being nailed to the cross?

Don't touch my easter eggs, I'll be back on Monday.

haw-haw-haw... wonder did jesus have a sky card?

Drift

I for one welcome our new ATM programming overlords.

Random

This is a most exciting thread. Shame it came about the day after the world ended! Is all this free money how we rebuild our society?

Bob the Builder

Random wrote: »

This is a most exciting thread. Shame it came about the day after the world ended! Is all this free money how we rebuild our society?

well when we get sucked into the black hole - so will the ATM. This means that we can still withdraw our money - hence the reason they call it a *black* hole, not a red hole.

Bros123

Are newer ATM's in HD?

Bob the Builder

Bros123 wrote: »

Are newer ATM's in HD?

Blue-ray only I'm afraid.

JC 2K3

OMG it really works.

The place where the money comes out opens up and a DVD tray slides out.

Jigsaw

Here's another interesting discovery. If I eat a pizza from a certain kebab house on the Dublin road in Belfast and it has mushrooms on it, said mushrooms are not digested and are clearly identifiable in my 11.30am office sh1te the next day, absolutely unscathed. No other mushroom can withstand my digestive process like this. It is truly fascinating.

KnifeWRENCH

If you put a bank card in a bank machine and type some numbers, you get free money!

SRSLY.

Overheal

spys sapping my bank card!

Kold

Step 1: Insert sky card into ATM
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!