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Signs of having Sucessful Companies !

  • 10-09-2008 12:21pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
    On a Gynecologist's Office:"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
    On a Plumber's truck:"We repair what your husband fixed."
    On another Plumber's truck "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..."
    Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee !"Invite us to your next blowout."
    On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
    At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
    On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
    In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
    On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push"
    At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you 're looking for, you've come to the right place."
    On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
    In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
    On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
    At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
    Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
    In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
    At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
    In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.
    In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
    At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."
    On another Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : "We're Number One in Number Two."
    Don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
    In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything... a calendar
    to remind him when payments are due."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,579 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    dak wrote: »
    At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
    I don't get this one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Victor wrote: »
    I don't get this one.



    I think you are putting your foot in it !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Toes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    LOL :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 482 ✭✭spooiirt!!


    Joes crematorium- you kill em, we grill em.

    Its ancient but it never stops being funny


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 Mickarooney


    I once saw on a drain cleaning companies van

    "your crap is our bread and butter"

    Ive a pic on my phone, will try and post


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Joes Taxidermy - "you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,187 ✭✭✭keefg


    on the side of a builders van in the UK

    Singh & Sons Builders......You've tried the Cowboys......now try the Indians!


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