Banned drinks from BGRH

h57xiucj2z946q · 10-09-2008 11:52am #1

Lets compile a complete and final list for any new people to this forum.
On obvious starter:

Bud/Bud Lite

Daemonic · 10-09-2008 11:59am

Anything with Light in the name.

Splinter · 10-09-2008 12:52pm

becks non-alcoholic. i will personally slap you if you drink it

SmileyPaul · 10-09-2008 12:53pm

most drink names with tini at the end...... not the manliest set of drinks ie: appletini :S

Sherifu · 10-09-2008 1:01pm

Yop.

BetterThanBenny · 10-09-2008 1:04pm

cider - after all, it's just an alco-pop.

plus i hate the stuff.

oblivious · 10-09-2008 1:16pm

BetterThanBenny wrote: »

cider - after all, it's just an alco-pop

???????????????

Try something other than clonmel claret or the Scandinavian stuff

grames_bond · 10-09-2008 1:16pm

BetterThanBenny wrote: »

cider - after all, it's just an alco-pop..

some of the elder bretheren drink cider so that one is still allowed!

should we inclulde the mid strength beers? (guiness and carlsberg have recently introduced them)

oblivious · 10-09-2008 1:18pm

grames_bond wrote: »

should we inclulde the mid strength beers? (guiness and carlsberg have recently introduced them)

Oh please!

h57xiucj2z946q · 10-09-2008 1:32pm

BetterThanBenny wrote: »

cider - after all, it's just an alco-pop.

plus i hate the stuff.

+1 to that!

EAFC_rdfl · 10-09-2008 1:35pm

fink brau and harp

Auvers · 10-09-2008 1:40pm

BetterThanBenny wrote: »

cider - after all, it's just an alco-pop.

plus i hate the stuff.

hhhmmm your obviously talking about Bulmers\Strongbow piss, have you ever tried REAL Cider?

BetterThanBenny · 10-09-2008 1:44pm

oblivious wrote: »

???????????????

Try something other than clonmel claret or the Scandinavian stuff

why destroy my palate with something like cider when there's so many tasty beers out there???

cider out.

h57xiucj2z946q · 10-09-2008 1:51pm

Cider is pretty close to alco-pops.

Fratton Fred · 10-09-2008 2:01pm

SmileyPaul wrote: »

most drink names with tini at the end...... not the manliest set of drinks ie: appletini :S

Vodka-Martini, shaken not stirred. James Bond drinks it, therefore it must get special dispensation.

Basically, anything mainstream American should be banned. Microbrewery stuff is perfectly acceptable though.

SeanBhoy · 10-09-2008 2:48pm

Gotta be Corna alot of d4 dicks seem to drink da stuff

Parsley · 10-09-2008 3:54pm

SeanBhoy wrote: »

Gotta be Corna alot of d4 dicks seem to drink da stuff

I think corona falls under the "it's not a beer if you've to put fruit in it" category.

ThunderCat · 10-09-2008 4:06pm

Good article - gotta disagree with the person who said Harp though - its rocket fuel plain and simple - it's a silent killer. My nominations for the list are Corrs Light (because it a pregnant womans drink) and Bud because it is pi$$ - also barcardi breezers are shyte and should never be drank by anyone other than a good looking female. Also any lads who drink bottles of lager instead of pints are an absolute disgrace. Even women drink pints and not bottles for gods sake. I mean ill never understand why someone will pay 4.50+ for a bottle of lager when they have the same lager on tap for 20 or 30 cents less. Them lads should not be classed as drinkers no matter what drink it is. the only time you should drink bottles is when you are driving. simple as that.
*only joking about the last bit

chopperbyrne · 10-09-2008 4:27pm

ThunderCat wrote: »

Good article - gotta disagree with the person who said Harp though - its rocket fuel plain and simple - it's a silent killer. My nominations for the list are Corrs Light (because it a pregnant womans drink) and Bud because it is pi$$ - also barcardi breezers are shyte and should never be drank by anyone other than a good looking female. Also any lads who drink bottles of lager instead of pints are an absolute disgrace. Even women drink pints and not bottles for gods sake. I mean ill never understand why someone will pay 4.50+ for a bottle of lager when they have the same lager on tap for 20 or 30 cents less. Them lads should not be classed as drinkers no matter what drink it is. the only time you should drink bottles is when you are driving. simple as that.
*only joking about the last bit

In fairness though, beer often tastes far better from bottles than from dirty taps or the dregs of a keg.

Plus, some pubs will often have a cheaper beer hooked up to something like Carlsberg and try to con you.

Edit: Typing in blue must surely be considered unmanly!

Fratton Fred · 10-09-2008 4:32pm

I drink bottles when I'm dancing, which I only do when I'm rat arsed.

By the time i drink bottles, I usually think I'm John ****ing Travolta:D

ThunderCat · 10-09-2008 4:45pm

fair enough i agree with the blue writing - it should have been a more manly shade of blue at the very least. i kinda do see the point about bottles in pubs when the pints are shyte but ive been drinking in old mans pubs the last while and all the pints have been fantastic so ive fogotten how dire things can be out there. the pints in some places are a disgrace to be fair. the pub in the college i went to springs to mind.

smashey · 10-09-2008 8:29pm

Fratton Fred wrote: »

I drink bottles when I'm dancing, which I only do when I'm rat arsed.

By the time i drink bottles, I usually think I'm John ****ing Travolta:D

Ladies Lounge

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nomorebadtown · 10-09-2008 11:28pm

anything that promotes drunkenness and letchery should be allowed. except bud, cause its ****e.

Chong · 11-09-2008 8:18am

I am new to BGRH but anyone hate Miller I think its rotten.

mikewest · 11-09-2008 8:37am

Being pedantic the thread is about banned BEERS from BGRH therefore discussions of cider, alcopops, cocktails

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I agree with most of the recommendations so far but a special place in hell must be reserved for Michelob Ultra and if anyone remembers it Kaliber. There is also an honourable mention required for worst beer in the world Murree beer from Pakistan.

BetterThanBenny · 11-09-2008 10:26am

mikewest wrote: »

Being pedantic the thread is about banned BEERS from BGRH

being more pedantic the thread is actually "Banned drinks from BGRH". Therefore slagging off cider is, as always, perfectly acceptable.

Heisenberg. · 11-09-2008 10:49am

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kraggy · 11-09-2008 12:42pm

Mr. X wrote: »

I am new to BGRH but anyone hate Miller I think its rotten.

Agree. Rotten aftertaste.

SmileyPaul · 11-09-2008 1:12pm

well thats a given

Fratton Fred · 11-09-2008 1:15pm

Miller is one of the few lagers I actually like, only from bottles though for some reason.

I've usually got a fridge full of that and/or stella.

W123-80's · 11-09-2008 2:39pm

Baby Guiness.
Mickey Finns.
Banana Milk.
After Shock.
Bottles of Heineken.
Diet Coke. (Diet Anything)
Satzenbrau.
Creme de Menthe. (not sure if thats how its spelt)
Rosé.
Dr.Peppers.
Peach Schnapps.

Thats just my opinion, having said that I drink Smithwicks with a Guiness head....

Zaph · 11-09-2008 6:02pm

Mr. X wrote: »

I am new to BGRH but anyone hate Miller I think its rotten.

Vile stuff altogther. It and Bud are good for controlling slugs and snails though. Just put some in a shallow container and they flock to it, dying in a drunken haze.

oblivious · 11-09-2008 6:07pm

Zaph wrote: »

Vile stuff altogther. It and Bud are good for controlling slugs and snails though. Just put some in a shallow container and they flock to it, dying in a drunken haze.

Here is a little experiment you might be interested in:) Getting Slugs Drunk

Zaph · 11-09-2008 6:14pm

oblivious wrote: »

Here is a little experiment you might be interested in:) Getting Slugs Drunk

Impressive work, a Nobel Prize awaits I reckon

Havermeyer · 11-09-2008 9:49pm

Rosé wine, surely.

the_syco · 11-09-2008 11:32pm

ThunderCat wrote: »

Also any lads who drink bottles of lager instead of pints are an absolute disgrace.

Nah. Lots of pubs can't pull a decent pint. Ye get this manky frothy sh|te instead. Thus, it's either a pint of water, an alcopop or a bottle of beer.

As for women drinking from a bottle, should be banned - nothing worse than some hot chick sucking off a bottle in a nightclub. The teasing ho

:P

oblivious wrote: »

Here is a little experiment you might be interested in:) Getting Slugs Drunk

B&Q sell containers for killing slugs. It says on the side: pour beer in. Seemingly, the slugs and snails love the smell of beer, drink it, and die. Die happy, I'd say

=-=

Meh. I know some who think the ole Dutch is the best:eek: Each to their own, I say. Koppaberg and Southern Comfort for me.

One Cold Hand · 12-09-2008 6:50am

nummnutts wrote: »

Rosé wine, surely.

Wine in general.

And don't call me Shirley.

Xavi6 · 12-09-2008 6:55am

White wine is allowed if you're already rat arsed and you're stumbling around drinking it straight from a bottle that you've back washed so no one else can have any.

One Cold Hand · 12-09-2008 7:00am

Xavi6 wrote: »

White wine is allowed if you're already rat arsed and you're stumbling around drinking it straight from a bottle that you've back washed so no one else can have any.

And there's absolutely no other drink whatsoever to be gotten anywhere else.

Fratton Fred · 12-09-2008 8:36am

One Cold Hand wrote: »

Wine in general.

And don't call me Shirley.

Four blokes, four **** off big cigars, four bottles of Shiraz and a pack of cards.

tis the making of a good night

SoupyNorman · 12-09-2008 11:25am

Cocktails, Baileys and Baileys Cocktails.

WindSock · 12-09-2008 12:29pm

Lech is fairly nasty.

Auvers · 12-09-2008 12:47pm

WindSock wrote: »

Lech is fairly nasty.

Lech is a very manly drink at 5.2% an should not be talked about in such a manner, please Windsock stick to Coors lite and don't be sullying the name of a fine beer.

Mr Magnolia · 12-09-2008 12:54pm

Auvers wrote: »

Lech is a very manly drink at 5.2% an should not be talked about in such a manner

5.2, Pffft. Sam Adams Utopias MMII FTW.

SoupyNorman · 12-09-2008 12:58pm

WindSock wrote: »

Lech is fairly nasty.

Nay wrong with a Lech.

Auvers · 12-09-2008 1:01pm

Mr Magnolia wrote: »

5.2, Pffft. Sam Adams Utopias MMII FTW.

its true that is not be as stong as that mighty beverage but Lech does not deserve to have its name equalled to piss

I personally drink Tyskie as my Polish beer of choice.

IanCurtis · 14-09-2008 2:18pm

What about a "cock-sucking cowboy"?

http://www.cocktailmaking.co.uk/displaycocktail.php/259-cock-sucking-cowboy

Imagine asking your local barman for that?

Mr Magnolia · 14-09-2008 2:42pm

Auvers wrote: »

its true that is not be as stong as that mighty beverage but Lech does not deserve to have its name equalled to piss

I personally drink Tyskie as my Polish beer of choice.

Prefer Tyskie to Lech by a margin myself too.

oblivious · 14-09-2008 2:56pm

IanCurtis wrote: »

Imagine asking your local barman for that?

Depends on what bar you are in;)

P.C. · 14-09-2008 7:19pm

W123-80's wrote: »

Thats just my opinion, having said that I drink Smithwicks with a Guiness head....

Good choice!

John Mason · 15-09-2008 11:21am

W123-80's wrote: »

Thats just my opinion, having said that I drink Smithwicks with a Guiness head....

jsut so you know, it stains if you vomit:mad:

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