The Chicken & The Horse

rocky25

On a farm lived a chicken and a horse, who loved to play together.

One day, the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran back to the farm.

Arriving, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around the chicken spied the farmer's newZ3-series BMW.

Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised but happy to see the chicken arrive in the B'mer and managed to get hold of the loop of the rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the B'mer back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented.

Best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit and he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought for a moment, walked over and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to "grab his thingy" and he would then lift him out.

The chicken got a good grip and the horse pulled him out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?



When you are hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

dh0661

Excellent Rocky, well up to your usual high standard.

Insect Overlord

Never saw that punchline coming! Nice :cool: