He smelled me!

boogle

I was just sitting at my desk when a colleage came in. He wanted me to look up something on my screen, he leaned in really close behind my chair and I could swear he smelled my hair! I heard a long deep inhale. I looked around at him but he didn't look guilty or anything. I felt a bit awkward.

Is this normal behaviour? In fairness I used new shampoo this morning and it does smell lovely

boogle

boogle wrote: »

I was just sitting at my desk when a colleage came in. He wanted me to look up something on my screen, he leaned in really close behind my chair and I could swear he smelled my hair! I heard a long deep inhale. I looked around at him but he didn't look guilty or anything. I felt a bit awkward.

Is this normal behaviour? In fairness I used new shampoo this morning and it does smell lovely

He is a freak.

This has happened to me to me in queues. It isn't cool.

Canis Lupus

He might also have just taken a deep breath in through his nose.

Just be glad it wasn't your ass.

Apparently that's not acceptable behaviour

pickarooney

Maybe he has poor senses of vision, hearing, taste and touch and he gets by in life via his olfactory senses, much like a bat with a hypersensitive schnozz.

antodeco

Did he look like me by any chance?

brianthebard

Canis Lupus wrote: »

He might also have just taken a deep breath in through his nose.

ockam's razor ftw!

ven0m

Be glad he didn't eat Crunchie Nut Cornflakes out of the hood of yer jacket!!!!!!

Dave!

Did he have his hand in his pocket at the same time?

That's usually what I do

fakearms123

I'm sorry about smelling you boogle awhile ago, its just your silky smooth hair, i just want to apply oitment and lather, i find it more exciting without your permission

*wonders how boogle's hair would feel against my pubes*

boogle

ven0m wrote: »

Be glad he didn't eat Crunchie Nut Cornflakes out of the hood of yer jacket!!!!!!

Haha that ad is gross. I suppose I am glad he didn't do that.

boogle

fakearms123 wrote: »

I'm sorry about smelling you boogle awhile ago, its just your silky smooth hair, i just want to apply oitment and lather, i find it more exciting without your permission

*wonders how boogle's hair would feel against my pubes*

Wow, you're a real charmer. I'd love nothing more than an anonymous stranger from the interweb washing my hair.

Petrolium Hat

Believe or not he might have just being taking a deep breath in at the time, people do.

Or he's super mc-pervison. Toss a coin.

Id guess he might have doen it semi-subconsciously. Take it as a (pervy) compliment.

Hagar

boogle wrote: »

he leaned in really close behind my chair and I could swear he smelled my hair!

Really only a problem if he was a midget.

Radharc na Sleibhte

boogle wrote: »

Is this normal behaviour?

I do it all the time, with babies heads.

You should have asked him for it back, like that episode of Friends where Chandler smells Joeys sandwich.

fakearms123

fakearms123 wrote: »

I'm sorry about smelling you boogle awhile ago, its just your silky smooth hair, i just want to apply oitment and lather, i find it more exciting without your permission

*wonders how boogle's hair would feel against my pubes*

Quite good, I'd imagine.

Dardania

my (male) boss does that to me (male also). Should I be worried?

Radharc na Sleibhte

Hagar wrote: »

Really only a problem if he was a midget.

****e you made me LOL at work ya prick.

antodeco

Dardania wrote: »

my (male) boss does that to me (male also). Should I be worried?

fapfapfapfapfapfap

Radharc na Sleibhte

Dardania wrote: »

my (male) boss does that to me (male also). Should I be worried?

You should rub something really bad in your hair, so next time he does it.....mwah hah hah hah.

ven0m

Dardania wrote: »

my (male) boss does that to me (male also). Should I be worried?

only if it is your crotch he is sniffing ...... :D:D

Or maybe, he's getting the smell of ...


YORE MA


of ye :D:D

boogle

Little did I know when I started this thread, the depths it would plumb...

chin_grin

Team Lead in old job used to lean in to (whoever, he isn't picky) when we needed help. He chewed with his gob open and made the *shlop shlop shlop* noise. Quite off-putting. Mans a legend, but still.......with the putting and the off.

But this, did you check to see if there was a bit of hair missing from the back of your head?

6th

Deleted User wrote: »

Just be glad it wasn't your ass.

Apparently that's not acceptable behaviour

Hows the court case going?

Petrolium Hat

boogle wrote: »

Little did I know when I started this thread, the depths it would plumb...

Whose plumming whose depths now?

Black Swan

boogle wrote: »

In fairness I used new shampoo this morning and it does smell lovely

Name of shampoo?:pac::P

antodeco

chin_grin wrote: »

Team Lead in old job used to lean in to (whoever, he isn't picky) when we needed help. He chewed with his gob open and made the *shlop shlop shlop* noise. Quite off-putting. Mans a legend, but still.......with the putting and the off.

But this, did you check to see if there was a bit of hair missing from the back of your head?

Or if there is mysterious hair gel in your hair. Something about Mary FTW

boogle

Petrolium Hat wrote: »

Whose plumming whose depths now?

Giggidy

boogle

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Name of shampoo?:pac::P

Schwartzkopf something-or-other. It really does smell nice. :P

kaimera

wash yore hair with faeces next time.

Radharc na Sleibhte

Coconut?
I love the smell of coconut in a womans hair.
Makes me wanna crack her head open.

boogle

MikeySligo wrote: »

Coconut?
I love the smell of coconut in a womans hair.
Makes me wanna crack her head open.

You know just because a woman's head may smell of coconut, does not mean that it contains coconut.

CJhaughey

Agreed most contain very little.

The Master

boogle wrote: »

You know just because a woman's head may smell of coconut, does not mean that it contains coconut.

But what if one of the heads I crack open does contain coconut?

Who'll look like a fool then?

boogle

The Master wrote: »

But what if one of the heads I crack open does contain coconut?

Who'll look like a fool then?

Me, that's who!

Black Swan

boogle wrote: »

Schwartzkopf something-or-other. It really does smell nice. :P

Desert Storm? Won't that damage your hair?

chin_grin

kaimera wrote: »

wash yore hair with faeces next time.

......or AIDS, to hop on this joke train........toot tooooooooooooot.

Dun laoire

Ah don't be worrying woman. It's just primal. All us men love going around sniffing the woman. He just got caught.

chin_grin

Dun laoire wrote: »

Ah don't be worrying woman. It's just primal. All us men love going around sniffing the woman. He just got caught.

Yeah, just like canines. Without the obvious perk of being able to lick our.........noses. What, what did you think I was going to say.....yeh sick motherfeckers!

Radharc na Sleibhte

Maybe he's a werewolf and was just about to take a big bite out of your shoulder only someone walked in.

Run woman. Take your bottle of Shwartzopf and get the hell out of there.

Gone West

It puts the lotion on its skin

ejmaztec

Definitely an asthma attack brought on by toxic shampoo fumes. Did you call for an ambulance, or has he crawled off somewhere to die?

Shryke

Put the shampoo down below and see if he takes the bait.

pablomakaveli

if you dont want him to do it again just walk up to his desk, let off a massive fart and say "why dont you have a smell off that". he'll never bother you again.

ven0m

"it rubs the lotion on its skin ......"


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IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIIINNN!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:


lmao

_feedback_

Jesus Woman .... Fellas just do things like that, he probably had a sneaky look down your top while he was there.

Look at it this way, he wouldn't do it if you were a minger*.



*of course, it could be an office full of mingers and you are the best of the bad lot.

WindSock

Smell him back and if you like it then you are destined to be together. Pheromones ftw.

Silenceisbliss

oh big deal like! just be glad he didnt rape you okay!

boogle

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

oh big deal like! just be glad he didnt rape you okay!

What kind of place do you work in?!

Silenceisbliss

boogle wrote: »

What kind of place do you work in?!

in a very unhappy place

ven0m

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

in a very unhappy place

HOW unhappy?