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Caption Competition: Week 1

Xavi6 · 2008-09-05 06:43:10

Was trying to think of something fun for the forum and think this could be a winner.* Basically every week I'll stick up a pic from one of the hot topics of the game and leave it open to you guys to come up with some witty one liners. The winner I guess will be the person with the most thanks attached to their post. As…

05-09-2008 6:43am

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Was trying to think of something fun for the forum and think this could be a winner.*

Basically every week I'll stick up a pic from one of the hot topics of the game and leave it open to you guys to come up with some witty one liners.

The winner I guess will be the person with the most thanks attached to their post. As with all these competitions there will be no prize.

Ok so for the first pic I've gone for this one of Robinho alongside Julio Baptista at Brazil's training ground this week -

Take it away folks!

* This idea may not in fact be a winner so have your FAIL! pics at the ready

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#2 05-09-2008 6:53am

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I thought they said Chelsea

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Robinho: "Hey Beast! I've just signed for Manchester, the European Champions for €40million!"
Baptista: "Eh you've signed for Manchester City mate"
Robinho: "What?! Who?!" *cries*

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Cheer up Rob, Manchester women aren't that bad,

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Robinho: (in brazilian) the only problem is I have no English, you spent a year there, any tips.
Beast: (in Brazilian)yes, yes my freind, if you go to the barber, ask them for(in english)'the Liam Gallagher look'. if you go to a disco, ask the doorman(in english)' where the slappers at', if you go to a restaraunt, ask the waiter for(in english)'pie and chips mate'. these 3 simple phrases will get you by almost anywhere in England.
Robinho:, thank you my freind, and is it true, are footballers always on TV and in the papers?
Beast:, oh yes, the fame is second to none, you will surely follow in the footsteps of man City legend Joseph barton.
Robinho........Coool!!!!!!!!

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vincenzo1975 wrote: »

Robinho: (in brazilian) the only problem is I have no English, you spent a year there, any tips.
Beast: (in Brazilian)yes, yes my freind, if you go to the barber, ask them for(in english)'the Liam Gallagher look'. if you go to a disco, ask the doorman(in english)' where the slappers at', if you go to a restaraunt, ask the waiter for(in english)'pie and chips mate'. these 3 simple phrases will get you by almost anywhere in England.
Robinho:, thank you my freind, and is it true, are footballers always on TV and in the papers?
Beast:, oh yes, the fame is second to none, you will surely follow in the footsteps of man City legend Joseph barton.
Robinho........Coool!!!!!!!!

It's a 'caption' competition. Not an 'Essay' competition!

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..........and over here is the imprint of Dabo's head after Barton bate 8 shades a sh!te outta him.

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Xavi6 wrote: »

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What the fuck have I done!

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A new one being started?

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Dave! wrote: »

A new one being started?

I'm sure it could be...find a funny pic and off with ya Dave!:)

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