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Nuig new gym, swiming pool and beautiful redhead, a dandangerous combination

  • 03-09-2008 10:03pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 703 ✭✭✭


    was in the gym, and decided to go to the sauna in the swimming pool afterward, so wasnt sure where in the swimming pool area it was located. so as i showered i decided to ask the person in the shower next to me where it was, however i wasnt really prepared for the stunning girl who was in the shower, i ended up stumbling over my words and accidently asked her "do you know what a swimming pool is", needless to say i was a tad bit embarressed. I am smooth with the females


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 815 ✭✭✭KStaford


    slick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Get in there! So did she know what a swimming pool is?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 703 ✭✭✭jayoo


    haha i think she did, she was fecking fantastic, amazing body, really wasnt ready, i was after coming from the gym, surrounded by sweaty men, and then i facing a stunner in a swimsuit whose all wet, she must have tout i was a right twat, it will def make college more interesting, normally it was the libary which acted as the cat walk,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Nice work man, you must be looking forward to the sauna from now on. There are some nice wimmen working in the gym as well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 703 ✭✭✭jayoo


    i did notice that. in the salthill there were some beautiful polish girls, and they really trained hard,


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  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Is there many using the gym?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    What was her reply?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 703 ✭✭✭jayoo


    well she looked a bit confused, but i managed to spit out the correct sentence before she had time to close the door. ya i have to admit there were some very pretty ladies there and some were really training hard. nothing sexyier than girls who kick ass in the gym


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    There was a hot blonde upstairs yesterday but she was at the opposite end of the gym. God bless mirrors. I'm definitely going in tomorrow morning after seeing this thread, and might even go for a sauna! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 703 ✭✭✭jayoo


    yes, we must use the beautiful women as motivation to work harder. Buddy if you ever find yourself in san diego ud prob blow the load, the women are unfrickinreal, deadlifting squating benching they do it all


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    jayoo wrote: »
    well she looked a bit confused, but i managed to spit out the correct sentence before she had time to close the door. ya i have to admit there were some very pretty ladies there and some were really training hard. nothing sexyier than girls who kick ass in the gym

    Hopefully she'll just think that she misheard you. Unlikely though.

    I wouldn't worry about it though. From a karma/everything must balance point of view, you should make a supremely excellent impression (not literally!) on the next beautiful woman you decide to talk to at the gym.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭rivalius13


    Did she notice your boner?

    And....communal showers? Freakin' hot!!

    That or you're a girl.....FREAKIN' HOTTER!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    rivalius13 wrote: »
    Did she notice your boner?

    And....communal showers? Freakin' hot!!

    That or you're a girl.....FREAKIN' HOTTER!!!

    Down boy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 703 ✭✭✭jayoo


    its getting worse, was in sauna again after gym and there are a few girls with absolutly amazing bodies, and i just dont be prepared for them plus the fact that i ave **** body and im crap with girls. i walked into sauna, saw two beautiful girls, said sorry as if i had bumped into someone and walked out. thinking back it was funny but i really am bad with the ladies, someday...........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Take solace in the fact that that could have gone so much worse.

    As in epic faliure. The kind that inspires bad teen movies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Next time I'll come along and you'll look better by comparision jayoo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    I'd offer to go too but I'm fairly sure both of you wouldn't want to be arrested.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Or do we? *strokes chin*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    No. If we get deported from Ireland there's probably no other country that wil take us considering what will have lead to the deportation.


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