Hope this one hasn't been posted before.

Captain Ginger · 03-09-2008 2:31am #1

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once."

Soby · 03-09-2008 2:37am

probley hasn't been posted before for a reason:P

patmac · 03-09-2008 9:54am

I laughed, don't worry about jokes being posted before as a lot of them are repeated here anyway, which is good for newbies and if the joke is really good it will get a laugh second time round.

rocky25 · 03-09-2008 10:37am

LOL :P

forbairt · 03-09-2008 10:41am

the vast majority of jokes have been told before ... or slight variations ...

just do a check in the last few days its not been posted (if you don't follow humour that often)

Captain Ginger · 03-09-2008 10:58am

Yeah, I lurk here mostly, love this place at work.

kmart6 · 03-09-2008 12:12pm

Brilliant!

Hope this one hasn't been posted before.

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