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Married Life

  • 28-08-2008 12:25pm
    #1
    beertons
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    Women: one engaged, one a mistress & one married, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men...that night, all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and a mask over their eyes!!!

    After a few days they meet again.....

    The engaged girlfriend: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back
    home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12cms stilettos & mask. He saw me & said: 'You are the woman of my life, I love you' ... then we made love, sweet love all night long

    The mistress: Ah! Me too...the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat & when I opened the raincoat he did not say anything.....but we had wild s*x all night!!!

    The married one: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night. I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes...my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says?????.







    'Alright Batman, what's for dinner...?'


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