Prison.

AckwelFoley

Ive read the prison forum.

Why cant regular law abiding members post there.

I would very much like to post there and share my opinions in a non thunderdome way. The forum is full of angry people there, they need some kind words,snyper love, and a ample dashing of lolcats.

At the very least i could be a moderator there.. i like saving bad people.


Go on.. make like Nike and just do it.

jhegarty

Go trolling in mustard and would will be able to post there very quickly

aidan_walsh

jhegarty wrote: »

Go trolling in mustard and would will be able to post there very quickly

Just not in anyone elses thread.

snyper wrote:

Why cant regular law abiding members post there.

Why? Feedback for site banned people? No need.

Beruthiel

They are in Prison so they cannot interact with the general public.
It's punishment.
What would be the point otherwise?

Can you wander in and out of Mountjoy any time you please?
No.
I rest my case.

Sparky

The buttsecks would be unreal

Bob the Builder

but pighead can wander in and take the piss out of you as much as (s)he likes...

fair game imo.

AckwelFoley

Spankeh wrote: »

The buttsecks would be unreal

You expose my motives

Can you wander in and out of Mountjoy any time you please?
No.
I rest my case.

This is the internet

They are in Prison so they cannot interact with the general public.
It's punishment.
What would be the point otherwise?

So we could pop in and out goading them about how much they are missing in general population while they are stuck in the leper colony, outcasts of the intarweb society.

aidan_walsh

snyper wrote:

So we could pop in and out goading them about how much they are missing in general population while they are stuck in the leper colony, outcasts of the intarweb society.

snyper wrote:

in a non thunderdome way.

Looks like its time to break out Old El Rolley Eyes.

AckwelFoley

aidan_walsh wrote: »

Looks like its time to break out Old El Rolley Eyes.

no no no..

goad·ed, goad·ing, goads
To prod or urge with or as if with a long pointed stick

No thunderdoming there.

Repentant

Can I post in prison please? I have religion to bring to them. They are lacking direction in their lives and God will help with that, one hopes?

Your consideration is appreciated.

javaboy

Repentant wrote: »

Can I post in prison please? I have religion to bring to them. They are lacking direction in their lives and God will help with that, one hopes?

Your consideration is appreciated.

Don't you have an account with access to prison already?

R0ot

snyper wrote: »

This is the internet

Internet? THIS IS BOARDS!
/me kicks snyper down a hole. :pac:

Hagar

javaboy wrote: »

Don't you have an account with access to prison already?

Zing.

Repentant

javaboy wrote: »

Don't you have an account with access to prison already?

What do you mean? Can I access Prison now? I tried but it does not seem to work?

Sparky

Repentant wrote: »

What do you mean? Can I access Prison now? I tried but it does not seem to work?

Would you really like to?

Really really like to?

Repentant

Spankeh wrote: »

Would you really like to?

Really really like to?

Did I not ask that question already? Are you like, special needs or something?

Do I have to buy a hand weaved from straw basket or some thing first? I can just donate if you would like? Chosen charity?

I just asked what snyper asked. I am not bothered if you don't grant me access.

AckwelFoley

O dear, u gone done it now..

spankeh rape hurts

Jack Sheehan

Snyper, They're lepers, Rugged Island is a leper colony.

Beruthiel

Repentant wrote: »

I just asked what snyper asked. I am not bothered if you don't grant me access.

I can grant you access.
I will, however, have to site ban you first.

There's a 'Prison' forum?




For... Bad members?












































Really?


Thats insane! Its a real shame I'm much too lazy to lazy to explore the whole site (its too big) because that sounds quite funny


Ah well.. Back to the comfy confines of the Pro-Wrestling board for me

Steve_o

Ah the prison forum is great to browse... I love the sound of harmonicas tbh...:D

Daithi McGee

Having done time I should have like a visitors pass or something to meet and greet some of the new friends I made in there, brief though my stint inside was. They are people too ya know.Albeit with some weird assed names :pac:

Terry

Beruthiel wrote: »

They are in Prison so they cannot interact with the general public.
It's punishment.
What would be the point otherwise?

Can you wander in and out of Mountjoy any time you please?
No.
I rest my case.

Well...
Umm...

TR rules.

danniemcq

anytime i feel down i just look at milliondeads thread, always makes me smile... think its that one anyway

Gordon

You have to be special to post in prison, there are two types of special, both types get access but each type has a different level of access to the other type. Some are more special than others.

AckwelFoley

Which type of special is Mantime?.

Daithi McGee

snyper wrote: »

Which type of special is Mantime?.

Your type.

:pac:

dr.bollocko

ZOMG. Beru just unsitebanned two people. Who is this hippy n00b and what did she do with our Beruthiel?!
I love the prison forum though. But I think it would suck to have tonnes of peeps posting in there. Its the brief interaction that I like.

Gordon

snyper wrote: »

Which type of special is Mantime?.

Pronounced "thpethyul".

AckwelFoley

Ah, sits at the back of the bus licking the sunshine off the window?
Gets a medal at the olympics just for taking part?

jhegarty

Gordon wrote: »

You have to be special to post in prison, there are two types of special, both types get access but each type has a different level of access to the other type. Some are more special than others.

and Pighead of course

Kold

If you see 'Kold woz ere' you're in my ex cell bitch.

darkman2

Should a site ban not be just that - a site ban The prison thing I find a bit odd because it is a platform to those who broke the rules. Although there is a certain pleasure in reading other's deserved misfortune.

Steve

darkman2 wrote: »

Should a site ban not be just that - a site ban The prison thing I find a bit odd because it is a platform to those who broke the rules. Although there is a certain pleasure in reading other's deserved misfortune.

There is the odd pardon.
Admins and smods are actually human and can make the odd mistake y'know.
Fair play to them for giving the banned a place to appeal.

darkman2

I know your right but ive never seen a reprieve myself in the prison forum.

AlmightyCushion

darkman2 wrote: »

I know your right but ive never seen a reprieve myself in the prison forum.

There has been a few.

Steve

darkman2 wrote: »

I know your right but ive never seen a reprieve myself in the prison forum.

There was one today by the great and powerful Beruthiel...

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055369144

darkman2

meh, first one ive seen. I see the point of it being last resort to plead their case. So I guess overall its a good idea:)

Bob the Builder

Jesus loves them all. (I think)

and those who have their access re-instated, Jesus loves you more.

Steve

nevf wrote: »

Jesus loves you more.

...and more each day - way heh hey...

Boston

20 euro to the first Smod to site ban snyper for at least a month. 50 euro to the first Smod to ban that "wincreast is the best guy" under the same conditions. Another 50 if ro0t kicks him into a pit.

You can have your payment in cash, pints, heroine, hookers, or snyper's ass.

Beruthiel

darkman2 wrote: »

meh, first one ive seen.

Just because you haven't seen it, doesn't mean it's not happening.

I have unbanned three people from Prison in the last week or so.

muffler

Beruthiel wrote: »

Just because you haven't seen it, doesn't mean it's not happening.

I have unbanned three people from Prison in the last week or so.

See, she has a soft spot.

You should all start a petition to have Beruthiel appointed as prison warden.

Beruthiel

muffler wrote: »

See, she has a soft spot.

It's very, very tiny and can only be found one week before I go on holidays

You should all start a petition to have Beruthiel appointed as prison warden.

Gordon already does a wonderful job and he's a bigger softie then me.

AckwelFoley

Boston..

snyper wants your cherry

darkman2

muffler wrote: »

she has a soft spot.

'she' I know this is the 21st century and all but im still supprised a 'she' ('he/she?) is a mod:pac: They should be washing the dishes - we all know their only point of view is the kitchen window:pac: in all fairness....im rambling again are'nt I:pac:;):D:):rolleyes:

Boston

snyper wrote: »

Boston..

snyper wants your cherry

Talk to my ex, he might give it to you...

Beruthiel

What odds will you give me for putting darkman2 in Prison Boston?

Boston

I never bet against a sure thing.

muffler

darkman2 wrote: »

'she' I know this is the 21st century and all but im still supprised a 'she' ('he/she?) is a mod:pac: They should be washing the dishes - we all know their only point of view is the kitchen window:pac: in all fairness....im rambling again are'nt I:pac:;):D:):rolleyes:

Yeah I can see Beruthiel waving out of her kitchen window at you and you waving back from behind the bars in your window

Beruthiel

Beruthiel wrote: »

I have unbanned three people from Prison in the last week or so.

Four.
If I keep this up I'll loose my reputation!