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Strange noises that sound like other things!

  • 26-08-2008 1:58pm
    #1
    monkey9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭


    I was in the jacks in work a few minutes ago. Someone in the cubicle behind me was having a sh!te. It sounded like a lot of work to be honest. Anyway, when he started wiping his ar$e, and i don't know why, but each wipe sounded like someone talking in a heavy Scottish accent!!


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  • #2
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    :eek:


  • #3
    Zangetsu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Zangetsu


    Maybe he was smuggling a scottsman into the building.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    ~snort~


  • #5
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    any idea what was said.....:rolleyes:


  • #6
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    i once was having sex with this woman that stuck her tongue out and curled it and made a similar deep bellowing noise similar to that of a bull being castrated.

    Erotic.


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  • #7
    BenjAii
    Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭BenjAii


    Was this before or after you took your medication ?


  • #8
    Dinter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Dinter


    minxie1 wrote: »
    any idea what was said.....:rolleyes:

    Missh Monapannay, pleash inform Q I have shucshessfully foond mah wotch.


  • #9
    The guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    minxie1 wrote: »
    any idea what was said.....:rolleyes:

    He's Scottish so he probably said:
    FFFRRREEEDDDOOOMMM


  • #10
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    minxie1 wrote: »
    any idea what was said.....:rolleyes:


    Stop wiping me with shitty paper arghh


  • #11
    monkey9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    minxie1 wrote: »
    any idea what was said.....:rolleyes:

    It was kind of muffled so i couldn't make it out!!


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  • #12
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    hope your not still in there :eek:


  • #13
    hottstuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭hottstuff


    Did it smell nice?


  • #14
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    hottstuff wrote: »
    Did it smell nice?
    :eek:


  • #15
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    monkey9 wrote: »
    I was in the jacks in work a few minutes ago. Someone in the cubicle behind me was having a sh!te. It sounded like a lot of work to be honest. Anyway, when he started wiping his ar$e, and i don't know why, but each wipe sounded like someone talking in a heavy Scottish accent!!

    At least it didn't sound like Bagpipes or I'd be definitely worried.


  • #16
    jigglywoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    snyper wrote: »
    i once was having sex with this woman that stuck her tongue out and curled it and made a similar deep bellowing noise similar to that of a bull being castrated.

    Erotic.

    Is it possible that you were just having sex with a bull?


  • #17
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    jigglywoo wrote: »
    Is it possible that you were just having sex with a bull?

    Yes, it is rather possible, however not on this occasion..

    ..unless bulls celebrate Junior Leaving certs results


  • #18
    jigglywoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    emmmmm... moving on.


    Randy cats sound like screaming children.


  • #19
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    jigglywoo wrote: »
    .
    Randy cats sound like screaming children.

    Yes, ive noticed


  • #20
    BroomBurner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭BroomBurner


    Yeah, same with randy foxes, they screech like a teenage girl being attacked...


  • #21
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Maybe it was a Scottish guy. And he was giving out about the ****ty bog roll with every wipe as the cheap paper gave way and he was treated to a chocolate finger. Or the nosey parker in the next cubicle listening to him poo.


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  • #22
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    BroomBurner wrote: »
    Yeah, same with randy foxes, they screech like a teenage girl being attacked...

    Well, to those with an untrained ear..


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