Bebo Idiots Cause Destruction of Earth in Alien Attack

HouseHippo

Just heard that bebo have a new project whereby they will beam messages from beboers off to Gliese 581c, the nearest planet to earth which could support life


Is it really wise to allow people who write like: D3ad7y Datt is wel kul
And people who set up groups like this:

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4278045767
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=2417390988

to beam our possibly first ever contact with other life out into the universe. If I was an Alien and these people sent me messages I'd blow the planet up seen as I know it contains no sign of intelligent life

R0ot

When the aliens come for the people that polluted their world with text speech it will just be natural selection! :pac:

karlr42

NORTHSIDERS 4-LIFE wrote:

nd sheriff st is on de southside u fukin **** nd dats prob de worst place in dublin

Oh dear.
Facepalm.

Turnip2000

Them links just made me upset.:(

Dave147

I dnt knw wht ur tlkng abt, dis iz d bst wy 2 spk eva!!!*
I don't know what you're talking about, this is the best way to speak ever..

Right, so online it costs nothing to type what you want. It took me a good minute to type in text speak, about 3 seconds to type the other way.

In conclusion, when the aliens do come, eradicating people who use text speak, we will be left with the intelligent ones, coherency for all!!


*This is absolutely not the best way to speak, if you speak like this expect to be eradicated!

HouseHippo

Turnip2000 wrote: »

Them links just made me upset.:(

I made sure to include both sides of Dublin just to make sure nobody was less offended than the other

HouseHippo

Dave147 wrote: »

I dnt knw wht ur tlkng abt, dis iz d bst wy 2 spk eva!!!*
I don't know what you're talking about, this is the best way to speak ever..

Right, so online it costs nothing to type what you want. It took me a good minute to type in text speak, about 3 seconds to type the other way.

In conclusion, when the aliens do come, eradicating people who use text speak, we will be left with the intelligent ones, coherency for all!!


*This is absolutely not the best way to speak, if you speak like this expect to be eradicated!

Well maybe it isn't a bad thing so

Dave147

Oh I left a nice comment on the NORTHSIDERS 4 LIFE bebo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGpcKu7kLuY

Basq

Pfft.. anyone with 50 Cent or a gun on their profile should kill themselves! *









* that means you, Hunting forum!

"Huntin 4um 4 life, ya dig?!"!

** basquille or boards.ie does not endorse anyone killing themselves.. except Bebo users who are exempt from clause. DIS MENS U!!!!!!

HouseHippo

Dave147 wrote: »

Oh I left a nice comment on the NORTHSIDERS 4 LIFE bebo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGpcKu7kLuY

I'll be right over

HouseHippo

Haha the Northsiders 4 life bebo got porno cam spammed

HouseHippo

Dave147 wrote: »

Oh I left a nice comment on the NORTHSIDERS 4 LIFE bebo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGpcKu7kLuY

Oh jaysus ya might get shot man.....They might burn yer gaff down mad lads they are schwwerrr

andrew

If the aliens say 'tk me 2 ur ledr' we'll know we've fcuked up big time.

HouseHippo

Even worse if they say it in a Dublin accent

karlr42

HouseHippo wrote: »

Haha the Northsiders 4 life bebo got porno cam spammed

It's the closest to sex they'll ever come

HouseHippo

karlr42 wrote: »

It's the closest to sex they'll ever come

Ah no sure look at the little whores on the page...

prob meet up and have big text speaking orgies full of spunk and bad grammer

msg11

If the yanks hear about this we will all be rightly phekered.. :pac:

skelliser

the last comment left on the southsiders page is legendary!
actually on both, kudos lolscum!

HouseHippo

+1

Dave147

HouseHippo wrote: »

Ah no sure look at the little whores on the page...

prob meet up and have big text speaking orgies full of spunk and bad grammer

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I left the last comment on the Northsiders one, and I'd do it again! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIN DEADLY!

Sam Vimes

i love how the northsiders included tallaght, or talla as they call it

Captain Ginger

Please tell me those bebo pages were satirical?

captainzapp

Sam Vimes wrote: »

i love how the northsiders included tallaght, or talla as they call it

Brilliant. So if you live in tallaght you're acceptable from both groups. I knew I should have looked in to moving there, cheap rent too, if only it wasn't so far away!

Delirium

We don't know what the content of the message is. Maybe they're offering them as human sacrifice to appease the alien life forms.:D

Steve_o

I fr 1 wlcme r nu alien ovrlrds....

fitz0

Captain Ginger wrote: »

Please tell me those bebo pages were satirical?

I don think they understand the concept of satire

Galvasean

I laughed how the list of hard places on the Northside Talla was mentioned.

HouseHippo

Lol their profile was deleted hahahaha prob from all the comments from boardsies lol

karlr42

Unfortunately not, they just made it private to shield themselves from our perfectly valid criticism

Sherifu

What we need are more bebo suicide pacts.

danniemcq

ah come on be serious the connection is more likely to hang in this country

Indie18

text speak should be outlawed under penalty of death for those caught using it.

Steve_o

Indie18 wrote: »

text speak should be outlawed under penalty of death for those caught using it.

datz a bt hrsh dnt ya tnk, its nly txt spk lik??

But on a serious note, I agree entirely, text speak is the devils language!

chin_grin

Sherifu wrote: »

What we need are more bebo suicide pacts.

Or scde pkt or something. Yes the little 'uns of today are butchering the English language. Beating it to within an inch of its life. I blame the parents, rabble rabble rabble rabble. And bebo, and the internets.

Indie18

chin_grin wrote: »

. Yes the little 'uns of today are butchering the English language. Beating it to within an inch of its life.quote]

yes and we need the english language to communicate because most of us can't speak our own

HouseHippo

Lets just flood these groups with comments wait for them to abuse us, report it and take them down one by one......Thus saving the earth.


Once again the Earth is in us boardsies hands

Carsinian Thau

HouseHippo wrote: »

Lets just flood these groups with comments wait for them to abuse us, report it and take them down one by one......Thus saving the earth.


Once again the Earth is in us boardsies hands

The flood of comments would probably be classified as abuse and you'd end up with the problem.

HouseHippo

Carsinian Thau wrote: »

The flood of comments would probably be classified as abuse and you'd end up with the problem.

Not if it's only one comment per profile.......Or we should just get on bebo and report all those groups as bebo's policy states that inciting hatred of any nature is strictly prohibited!!!!

Galvasean

HouseHippo wrote: »

Lol their profile was deleted hahahaha prob from all the comments from boardsies lol

I reported the two of them (cause that's how I roll). Got an email from Bebo saying 'action had been taken'.
Now I feel like a big man. Where's my sack o' doorknobs?

Anyone know of any other crap groups I can shut down? :P

lizardfudge

It's not much worse than the hypothetical inhabitants of Ursa Major being beemed adverts for Doritos.

http://space.newscientist.com/article/dn14130-first-space-ad-targets-hungry-aliens.html?feedId=online-news_rss20

HouseHippo

lizardfudge wrote: »

It's not much worse than the hypothetical inhabitants of Ursa Major being beemed adverts for Doritos.

http://space.newscientist.com/article/dn14130-first-space-ad-targets-hungry-aliens.html?feedId=online-news_rss20

OH MY GOD....or should I say OMG

Bard

Can't see those links... have to be a member of bebo for them to work.

HouseHippo

Bard wrote: »

Can't see those links... have to be a member of bebo for them to work.

Na you don't they just got blocked i'll send you one now

HouseHippo

HouseHippo wrote: »

Na you don't they just got blocked i'll send you one now

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4565679447

HouseHippo

HouseHippo wrote: »

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4565679447

ah no you were right

HouseHippo

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=727622151

Jesus he's still in school

Galvasean

HouseHippo wrote: »

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=727622151

Jesus he's still in school

Leaves his phone number out for all to see but expects people not to ring him in the middle of the night... Clever.

HouseHippo

Gaviscon wrote: »

Leaves his phone number out for all to see but expects people not to ring him in the middle of the night... Clever.

You just rang him didn't you

Galvasean

HouseHippo wrote: »

You just rang him didn't you

....

Dave147

HouseHippo wrote: »

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=727622151

Jesus he's still in school

He's also definitely 18.. yep 100%


Pick one lol..

Galvasean

Dave147 wrote: »

He's also definitely 18.. yep 100%


Pick one lol..

Those are his kids.
Moochin' off da state FTW! :pac: