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Sleaziest Men...

  • 20-08-2008 8:33pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭


    So, my vote goes to italian men who work in chippers.. It must be all the heat at the crotch area, but they are the sleaziest men going... Leering at you when you order your chips..

    When I was young wan about 16, I was working in a pub and the guy in the chipper next door sent me in flowers and a card on valentines day... He was a greasy looking aul lad.. late 30's I would say... Dirty fecker..

    Anyone else like to agree with me? Or would like to nominate where to find the sleaziest men?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,768 ✭✭✭✭fits


    in a racing stables. Sleazy as...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    must be all the riding:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    DJs, they just love it when they get young ones hanging around their box. They think just coz they control the music that it gives them the right to sweat and drool all over the ladeez.

    DJs = Da Sleeze!


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Phlann


    My vote goes to the guys who hang out in the pics thread here :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    DJ's.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Phlann wrote: »
    My vote goes to the guys who hang out in the pics thread here :pac:


    I've read some sleazy stuff in there!!!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 Mr WibbleWobble


    My vote is against hairey legged blokes who are most likely kiddy DJ's


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 726 ✭✭✭dubsgirl


    My vote definitely has to go to bouncers uggh some of the stories I have heard about them:eek:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 116 ✭✭ElvisP


    Quality wrote: »
    So, my vote goes to italian men who work in chippers.. It must be all the heat at the crotch area, but they are the sleaziest men going... Leering at you when you order your chips..

    When I was young wan about 16, I was working in a pub and the guy in the chipper next door sent me in flowers and a card on valentines day... He was a greasy looking aul lad.. late 30's I would say... Dirty fecker..

    Anyone else like to agree with me? Or would like to nominate where to find the sleaziest men?


    "greasy looking aul lad.. late 30's I would say" !!!!!!!!!!!!

    late 30's is the new late 20's (or vice versa. i get confused with my advancing years and lively bladder)

    give us old b@stards a chance


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Quality wrote: »
    I've read some sleazy stuff in there!!!:D

    mostly from moonbaby though from what i see...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 726 ✭✭✭dubsgirl


    ElvisP wrote: »
    "greasy looking aul lad.. late 30's I would say" !!!!!!!!!!!!

    late 30's is the new late 20's (or vice versa. i get confused with my advancing years and lively bladder)

    give us old b@stards a chance

    Late 30's fine but not when they are coming on to 16 year old girls me thinks!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Boards Beers....











































    Come on, someone had to say it...:D


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,722 Mod ✭✭✭✭Twee.


    There's no concentrated place! They're EVERYWHERE. On Saturday night I was told "go on you whore" by a guy behind who was late 30s.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 116 ✭✭ElvisP


    dubsgirl wrote: »
    Late 30's fine but not when they are coming on to 16 year old girls me thinks!


    that's a very fair point. reminds me of a mate's sister's 18th birthday party. we were all about 30 at the time and there was a 16yr old at our table. one of my mates asked her how old she thought he was. she said 24. he was chuffed without realising that, to a 16yr old, 24 is ****ing ancient.

    did a project in a co-ed school a couple of years back and, have to say, listening to teenage girls talk would make you reach for the pills (and not in a good way).

    btw OP, did you get free chips?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    *thinks that he both reads the pics thread here and goes to boards beers*

    double the sleaze oh ye, I'm such a catch :D.


    "your worst dates/sex/relationships etc..... Ladies & Lads!" thread here I come :D


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Phlann


    jsb wrote: »
    *thinks that he both reads the pics thread here and goes to boards beers*

    double the sleaze oh ye, I'm such a catch :D.

    Total sleaze, even down to the sleazy grin. I approve.


    valkilmericeman.jpg

    "you can be my wingman anytime!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    ElvisP wrote: »
    that's a very fair point. reminds me of a mate's sister's 18th birthday party. we were all about 30 at the time and there was a 16yr old at our table. one of my mates asked her how old she thought he was. she said 24. he was chuffed without realising that, to a 16yr old, 24 is ****ing ancient.

    did a project in a co-ed school a couple of years back and, have to say, listening to teenage girls talk would make you reach for the pills (and not in a good way).

    btw OP, did you get free chips?

    Dubsgirl got it in one with the age thing...

    Of course I got free chips...:pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 116 ✭✭ElvisP


    Quality wrote: »
    Dubsgirl got it in one with the age thing...

    Of course I got free chips...:pac:

    mmmm chips


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I can't for the life of me find a sleazy guy.
    I think I scare them. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    I can't for the life of me find a sleazy guy.
    I think I scare them. :(

    I'll sleaze on you anytime baby :p


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    I'll believe it when I see it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    I'll believe it when I see it.

    Ya'll probably feel it before ya see it :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    Quality wrote: »
    So, my vote goes to italian men who work in chippers..

    While I've had one or two Italian mates I'd have to agree, even told one that I sometimes thought he should be castrated for the good of humanity... he laughed.:rolleyes:
    He was prone to cheating on his girlfriend just so he could enjoy playing the field and the make-up sex after they fought about it. Why she stuck around I have no idea, but the he was rather adept at charming the ladies, had them all hanging on to his every word and you could actually see some of them perk up when he was about.

    Have had a few female friends have unpleasent encounters with Italian lads too, e.g. being groped on the bus (she worked in an Italian chipper so she knew from the language he and his mates were Italian).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    I assume a lot of people here have never been to the states.

    Guido's are the winners, hands down. They beat Italians, French etc by a mile. Walking around in groups of 10+, hair spiked, fake tan, terrible shirts, surrounding women until someone relents and makes the mistake of dancing with them.

    Scumbags, nearly got arrested over them ****ers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 54 ✭✭1_in_1,000,000


    Council workers in their 40s
    Van drivers in summer
    English blokes on building sites

    The guy in Dun loiare College who got a technisians job cos he thought he'd get to "harvest the female students"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭smilingeyerish


    old tradesmen who walk into hardware shops and say "im looking for a screw love" and think its hilarious. ive met many of them back in my working in a hardwarehops days....ugh!


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Tradesmen in packs... I can't help but cross the street when I see multiple high viz apparel on the horizon.. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    6th wrote: »
    DJs, they just love it when they get young ones hanging around their box. They think just coz they control the music that it gives them the right to sweat and drool all over the ladeez.

    DJs = Da Sleeze!

    Agreed.

    Although this could stem from the fact that I know a particular one that really fits the bill.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Dragan wrote: »
    I assume a lot of people here have never been to the states.

    Guido's are the winners, hands down. They beat Italians, French etc by a mile. Walking around in groups of 10+, hair spiked, fake tan, terrible shirts, surrounding women until someone relents and makes the mistake of dancing with them.

    Scumbags, nearly got arrested over them ****ers.

    Italians are exactly like that on holidays though.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    stovelid wrote: »
    Agreed.

    Although this could stem from the fact that I know a particular one that really fits the bill.

    This **** is getting so old so fast it's not even ****ing funny.

    I'm only glad RB is not around these days.:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14 G_unit


    Any man 40 something man in a sports jacket who is seen in SamSara on Dawson St on a Friday or Saturday night....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    i had a misfortune of going to Turkey on my holidays... Dirty bastards!!!


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Quality wrote: »
    i had a misfortune of going to Turkey on my holidays... Dirty bastards!!!

    God yeah, I remember going there on a girls holiday when I was 20 with 2 friends.. Never again.. Lovely place, but I'd only ever go back on a couples holiday.. They're unreal..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    xzanti wrote: »
    God yeah, I remember going there on a girls holiday when I was 20 with 2 friends.. Never again.. Lovely place, but I'd only ever go back on a couples holiday.. They're unreal..

    I was with my partner and they were still pretty full on...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,252 ✭✭✭✭Madame Razz


    Yes, I was horrified when I went to Turkey, I got an awful time, heckled nonestop cos my skin is so white and they're obsessed with pale skin apparently. The first night i jumped in a taxi back to the place we were staying cos I jsut couldn't handle it!!

    Have to say I hated it!! Tho I have been back there since and it wasn't as bad!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Dragan wrote: »
    This **** is getting so old so fast it's not even ****ing funny.

    I'm only glad RB is not around these days.:rolleyes:

    Explain?


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Yes, I was horrified when I went to Turkey, I got an awful time, heckled nonestop cos my skin is so white and they're obsessed with pale skin apparently. The first night i jumped in a taxi back to the place we were staying cos I jsut couldn't handle it!!

    Have to say I hated it!! Tho I have been back there since and it wasn't as bad!!!

    Yep, kept calling us 'White Chicken' everywhere we went, was funny at first but got pretty irritating.. Some of them even put on Dublin Accents when they heard we were Irish.. Weird place..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,252 ✭✭✭✭Madame Razz


    I got the white chicken comments aswell!!

    And I had some of them even try to speak Irish!!!

    Strange people...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    stovelid wrote: »
    Explain?

    Ah crap. A bit of conlusion jumping done by me there! Sincerest apologies Stovelid, i completely misinterpreted what it is you were saying.

    I should have known better. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    xzanti wrote: »
    God yeah, I remember going there on a girls holiday when I was 20 with 2 friends.. Never again.. Lovely place, but I'd only ever go back on a couples holiday.. They're unreal..

    From what I've heard from people who have been even being there with your partner, even if you've your arms around each other, will not deter the Turkish lads. Short of you being with another Turkish lad you're fair game if you're either blonde or red haired by all accounts. Does not sound like a nice place to me.:(


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    farohar wrote: »
    From what I've heard from people who have been even being there with your partner, even if you've your arms around each other, will not deter the Turkish lads. Short of you being with another Turkish lad you're fair game if you're either blonde or red haired by all accounts. Does not sound like a nice place to me.:(

    I was in Kusadasi and NO it wasn't a nice place, was quite dirty and proverty stricken (That was 5 years ago, not sure if this has changed) however we took a trip down to Bodrum and it was very nice, a lot more scenic and prosperous.. So when I said I'd go back, I meant to Bodrum, but having read some of the above posts about them coming up to you even if your partner is with you, I think I may reconsider.. :o


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,722 Mod ✭✭✭✭Twee.


    xzanti wrote: »
    So when I said I'd go back, I meant to Bodrum

    If you do return, check out Bitez. It's near Bodrum and really nice.
    Dragan wrote: »

    Guido's are the winners, hands down. They beat Italians, French etc by a mile. Walking around in groups of 10+, hair spiked, fake tan, terrible shirts, surrounding women until someone relents and makes the mistake of dancing with them.

    I've seen pictures, they are terrifying looking!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Twee. wrote: »
    I've seen pictures, they are terrifying looking!

    You should try actually dealing with them.

    When I was in New York with an ex a few years ago it was a nightmare. My ex was a very, very good looking lass with a figure like Kelly Brooke. Now I have always been very secure about girlfriends receiving male attention, it's complimentary to both me and them and they have always been well able to put people in their place.

    These guys I just had to step in, grabbing ass and boob, buying drinks and planting them in front of her and demanding she drink them, then dance with them because they "bought her a drink". Eventually I got tired of it and told one of them to **** off, boom, about ten of them surround me, all shouting and roaring about how everyone of them can knock me out.

    Scary stuff tbh.


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