i are thunderpants

m83

Is it just me or is there anyone else forever bustin' the crotch in their pants?

I don't know what the hell is going on but every single pair of jeans I own only gets a few months wear before the inevitable happens and the crotch fails on me!

And i've always been like this.. hence the Thunderpants moniker given to me by me own mother when I was only a wee one! By the time I hit puberty I had my own personal seamstress, I kid you not!

I really don't know how it's happening, is it a chemical spewage from my nether regions? Is my gootch running over temperature? Am I mounting too many horsies ala John Wayne?

Anyway, I give up! Time to accept my fate and get me some crotchless panties! Mmm how fine and dandy if I do say so myself!

javaboy

It's probably your massive genitalia straining the fabric over time. You could get a reduction or get some MC Hammer style parachute pants. Sorry I couldn't be more help. Maybe PI?

Schism

Stop buying from the womens section. Problem solved.

barnacle

Maybe... just maybe... you are fat.
Too fat for wearing what your wearing.
Hence the split.
Lay off the cake.

Kold

The crotch is always the place that's gonna bust. I go through jeans like that too but I buy cheap jeans n don't treat 'em too well.

Yorema calls me thunderpants too. (Shoots self for using 'Yore ma')

FlutterinBantam

m83 wrote: »

Is it just me or is there anyone else forever bustin' the crotch in their pants?

I don't know what the hell is going on but every single pair of jeans I own only gets a few months wear before the inevitable happens and the crotch fails on me!

And i've always been like this.. hence the Thunderpants moniker given to me by me own mother when I was only a wee one! By the time I hit puberty I had my own personal seamstress, I kid you not!

I really don't know how it's happening, is it a chemical spewage from my nether regions? Is my gootch running over temperature? Am I mounting too many horsies ala John Wayne?

Anyway, I give up! Time to accept my fate and get me some crotchless panties! Mmm how fine and dandy if I do say so myself!

Right horse, here's the story,you have fat fcukin thighs.

Check yourself out, when you walk your thighs are rubbing together and the inside left and right of your shoes are worn down! Right.!!.
Listen when you are walking,take those frikken earphones out and listen.
Do you hear the upper thighs rubbing together...of course you do!!

All that coupled with the natural secretions of balljuice and friction is flittering your jeans.

Walk properly and you will have jeans for life .

No charge for that obvious advice.

ninty9er

It's always the knees and arse that give way in my jeans....how the **** are you wearing out the crotch?

barnacle

Too much through jeans self satisfaction

darkman2

ninty9er wrote: »

It's always the knees and arse that give way in my jeans....how the **** are you wearing out the crotch?

Unless he is scratching himself in that department regularly - in which case he has more then a pair of Jeans to worry about:eek:

Mint Sauce

wow, is this thread still open



you could just buy a different fit of jeans OP

flanum

take a ****in shower once in a while knob-rot!

minxie

straight-jacket might stop
you touching yourself :pac:

ejmaztec

Kevlar Gussets are the way to go. Football shorts are also good when there's a bad tackle.

Joe Cool

You should invest in a codpiece, I know you can't feed your family with one but it might help to solve you're pants problem.

Yes, I said pants.

jigglywoo

Start wearing dresses instead.

javaboy

Joe Cool wrote: »

You should invest in a codpiece, I know you can't feed your family with one but it might help to solve you're pants problem.

Yer man with the sandals and the beard once fed loads of people with a few pieces of cod and a single batch loaf. Although I saw how he did it on "Penn and Teller Ruin Magic". Apparently he used mirrors.