Fake Boobs! yes or no?

Prof.Badass

Am i the only person who finds the sight of giant fake boobs completely unattractive. I just imagine the big bags of jelly underneath and it just doesn't strike me as sexually appealing at all.

I mean why would a beautiful woman go and make herself look all horribly proportioned like that. What really annoys me is that a lot of these women would actually have been really hot if they just left themselves alone.

What yiz think?

admiralofthefleet

no thanks, i like my wimmins natural

Guy:Incognito

Natural all the way.

Firewalkwithme

Great when done tastefully, Lolo Ferrari for example.

rainbow kirby

Fake boobs are horrible. Natural boobs look so much better.

ntlbell

love a big massive set of baps but they gotta be all real BabY

keane2097

I'd prefer a nice pair of fake tits to a horrible pair of real tits any day imo.

thats_life

Big bouncy real ones- love em!....but for some girls you cant blame them going under the knife.

darkskol

natural ftw

ntlbell

should of made the poll public

someone voted i have them gwan who was it :pac:

Agamemnon

Real > Fake > None

Firewalkwithme

ntlbell wrote: »

should of made the poll public

someone voted i have them gwan who was it :pac:

me - I keep them in the fridge.

gloobag

An ex of mine had fake ones. I didn't even realise until she told me 6 months into the relationship, I just thought she had a fantastic pair of hammers :rolleyes: Anyways, whoever stuffed them puppies for her did a damn fine job, they were amazing

I miss her

Prof.Badass

thats_life wrote: »

Big bouncy real ones- love em!....but for some girls you cant blame them going under the knife.

There's a difference between someone getting surgery to make their undersized tits look normal and some really skinny girl getting DDs.

ntlbell

gloobag wrote: »

I miss her

Will I send her over?

Ruu_Old

Natural please, fake ones fail at the bounce. *shakes head*

minxie

and what happens when your 70 and everything else is sagging!!!!

ntlbell

minxie1 wrote: »

and what happens when your 70 and everything else is sagging!!!!

you'll be 70 sasgging with a great pair of t|ts?

thats_life

vinylmesh wrote: »

There's a difference between someone getting surgery to make their undersized tits look normal and some really skinny girl getting DDs.

I know what you are saying but you'd feel sorry for those birds that have nothing there (fried eggs) and normally they'd go for a modest increase. nothing wrong there right?
But these oversized plastic beach balls are a joke on women. WTF like?
At the end of the day, i love a big natural set you can do the oul motorboat to...:D

minxie

ntlbell wrote: »

you'll be 70 sasgging with a great pair of t|ts?

jeez just got a mental picture... *shudder*:eek:

minxie

thats_life wrote: »

I know what you are saying but you'd feel sorry for those birds that have nothing there (fried eggs) and normally they'd go for a modest increase. nothing wrong there right?
But these oversized plastic beach balls are a joke on women. WTF like?
At the end of the day, i love a big natural set you can do the oul motorboat to...:D

ever hear that more than a handful is a waste.......:P

thats_life

minxie1 wrote: »

ever hear that more than a handful is a waste.......:P

A waste of what???.....tit....thats not a waste.

Agamemnon

minxie1 wrote: »

ever hear that more than a handful is a waste.......:P

I have really huge hands.

boneless

Hate them....

jester77

Oh, defo natural. You can't beat the jiggy jiggy as they walk into a room

Although fake tits > fake tan any day of the week!

smellslikeshoes

When they are done tastefully they are awesome but a lot of the time they are just big ridiculous beach ball sized monstrosity's.

keane2097

minxie1 wrote: »

ever hear that more than a handful is a waste.......:P

The fella who said that had a girlfriend with small tits imo.

thats_life

On about fake tits etc did anyone see the ads on C4 for the show called 'The Perfect Vagina' on next monday night. in the ad/clip...one woman says 'it looks like a cauliflower'. HA!
you just cant keep women happy nowadays.

That'll be another thread pole...

Adyx

keane2097 wrote: »

The fella who said that had a girlfriend with small tits imo.

Or a small d!ck.

minxie

http://necromanc.blogspot.com/2007/04/old-woman-on-beach.html

do you really want to be seeing this on the beaches???:eek:

Prof.Badass

thats_life wrote: »

On about fake tits etc did anyone see the ads on C4 for the show called 'The Perfect Vagina' on next monday night. in the ad/clip...one woman says 'it looks like a cauliflower'. HA!
you just cant keep women happy nowadays.

That'll be another thread pole...

Unless the UK changed their laws it'll be crap. You can't have a show about the perfect vagina, but keep blurring them out so no-one can see! It may aswell be on radio.

hussey

If you don't like boobs ... you're ghey

keane2097

minxie1 wrote: »

http://necromanc.blogspot.com/2007/04/old-woman-on-beach.html

do you really want to be seeing this on the beaches???:eek:

The comments underneath the pictures are class...

It wasn't me!

minxie1 wrote: »

http://necromanc.blogspot.com/2007/04/old-woman-on-beach.html

do you really want to be seeing this on the beaches???:eek:

My fookin' eyes! Surely that's against some rule?!

Teutorix

wow thats a surprising majority for not liking them.
personally flat chest is a no no for me, but thats why i like my girls with a bit of meat.
Thin chicks with big bewbs = icky

jester77

minxie1 wrote: »

http://necromanc.blogspot.com/2007/04/old-woman-on-beach.html

do you really want to be seeing this on the beaches???:eek:

Could you imagine waking up one morning with a raging hangover and seeing her in your bed :eek:

minxie

jester77 wrote: »

Could you imagine waking up one morning with a raging hangover and seeing her in your bed :eek:

id say there is many the person that would!!!!:(
strange world we live in an all eh.....

2 stroke

I like boobs, any size, but must be real. Although you can't beat the sexual confidence new boobs give a girl. Girls with fake boobs get their tops off easier.

entropi

Fake ones are Horrible to look at, Horrible to touch...so i voted no

poodledoodledoo

***Amethyst*** wrote: »

Mine are big...and real.

*fap fap fap* :P

Jesus Wept

^^^
First post, lol.

Xavi6

***Amethyst*** wrote: »

Mine are big...and real.

You're new here so I'll explain the rules. Pics or gtfo.

thats_life

***Amethyst*** wrote: »

Mine are big...and real.

Well said!

Call Me Jimmy

^^ Good call, xavi.

Fake boobs: In theory - no. In practice - yes.

Also, in general I'de say most girls who claim to have genuine big boobs are wholly rotund anyway.

Steve_o

poodledoodledoo wrote: »

*fap fap fap* :P

Ha, brilliant first post!!!:D

Xavi6 wrote: »

You're new here so I'll explain the rules. Pics or gtfo.

He's right you know!!!

Also, OP: Natural FTW!!!

Dragan

I've been with a couple of women who have had their boobs done. Some were very natural looking and others were not. To be honest, i much prefer the feel and action of real boobs myself.

Duras

Hate them? Who would hate them?

homerjay2005

Duras wrote: »

Hate them? Who would hate them?

i think the options should be different, no man can hate boobs, simple as and as already stated here, fake> none. i would never ever ask a girl to get them done, it would be 100% their own decision. i know alot of girls that moan about theirs, and want them bigger, but either cant afford it or are afraid to do it.

i cant see anyting wrong with them if its to improve a girls confidence. as long as there no lolo-ferrari or jordan esque, i think they are ok, theres alot of burds out there with fake baps, that looks cracking.

thelordofcheese

***Amethyst*** wrote: »

Mine are big...and real.

It doesn't count if you are a man.

Duras

@homerjay2005

I agree with you with some comments: sometimes artificial > real. However I would not ask a girl to have them done but I would definitely encourage/advise her to if I'd feel so (meaning if that would be the only piece of the puzzle missing :d ).

Let's be honest here, this sort of "customization" is much more efffective than other things that ppl do to their bodies to appear sexier (e.g. piercing, tatoos).

@thelordofcheese
ROFL

Cuddlesworth

Duras wrote: »

but I would definitely encourage/advise her to if I'd feel so (meaning if that would be the only piece of the puzzle missing :d ).

Nothing like a little jibe to drag their self confidence down before you dump them ehh?