Any takers for a threesome with Scarlett Johansson?!

Basq

Nyum nyum indeed!!

Any takers?

Clever bit of marketing, eh?

eddiehead

Not very clever at all Id say, after the initial promise of a hot threesome with Scarlett Johansson the thought of going to see a Woody Allen movie is fairly depressing:(

AckwelFoley

I'l do it

Mad Dog

I'm in :rolleyes::D

Procasinator

snyper wrote: »

I'l do it

The I and l might get a bit lonely there, better stick in another l to make it a threesome. I wouldn't put another I in though, most I's don't go for that type of thing.

35notout

snyper wrote: »

I'l do it

Is it Scarlett or the threesome that appeals most to you?

Phlann

No, she's too fat.

Ghost Train

trip to the cinema... who knows, might lead to something more exciting

Sparky

Hottest girl in my books.

Next to Elisha that is.

Nyom nyom

Malice

Pfft, everyone knows the best type of threesome is two women and one guy.

melekalikimaka

she probably is using this to announce to the world she has a willy, best bring a lady friend with you so...

Mint Sauce

<drools>

Call Me Jimmy

Her tits are made of win.

entropi

Phlann wrote: »

No, she's too fat.

TOO FAT!!? wtf?? she is a fine specimen of a woman by any standards.

keane2097

Spankeh wrote: »

Hottest girl in my books.

Next to Elisha that is.

Nyom nyom

+1 imo

Phlann

Master of Nothing wrote: »

TOO FAT!!? wtf?? she is a fine specimen of a woman by any standards.

http://img183.imageshack.us/my.php?image=page057image0001cu6.jpg

entropi

Phlann wrote: »

http://img183.imageshack.us/my.php?image=page057image0001cu6.jpg

I stand by my statement:)

Prof.Badass

Master of Nothing wrote: »

TOO FAT!!? wtf?? she is a fine specimen of a woman by any standards.

yeah, if you still suffer from a culturally instilled breast fetish!:p

(btw..... that's supposed to be an insult!):D

Phlann

I was actually hoping to catch Dudess with that comment but she doesn't seem to be online and I have to go out...

HoneyButterfly

She's super hot. Second only to Angelina....If I were a man...I'd..I don't really know, as I'd neer get the chance to meet her :rolleyes:

super_furry

She's got crooked kidneys. No way I'd do her.

JPA

Damn I read the small print.


*'Threesome' refers to the moviegoing date experience consisting of three people

Teutorix

Is there optional groping?

Agamemnon

Call Me Jimmy wrote:

Her tits are made of win.

Master of Nothing wrote: »

TOO FAT!!? wtf?? she is a fine specimen of a woman by any standards.

+1000000000000000000000000000000000

As the saying goes, anyone who wants a woman to have the body of a 10 year-old boy should find themselves a 10 year-old boy instead.

Seaneh

Hey scarlet, heres you're roophie, i mean diet coke!

DRINK UP!!!!


*evil/psycothic stare*

Prof.Badass

HoneyButterfly wrote: »

She's super hot. Second only to Angelina....If I were a man...I'd..I don't really know, as I'd neer get the chance to meet her :rolleyes:

Angelina Jolie :(:(

ugh! i don't see how anyone could find her attractive.

She's got huge horrible saggy lips and huge horrible saggy tits and her hips/ass is under-sized.

Scarlett johansonn is ok but in the past her breasts looked abnormally large (given the amount of body fat she has). I'd say they're fake. If they are then all she'd have to do is get the implants removed and she'd be mega hot!

eddiehead

vinylmesh wrote: »

Angelina Jolie :(:(

ugh! i don't see how anyone could find her attractive.

She's got huge horrible saggy lips and huge horrible saggy tits and her hips/ass is under-sized.

Yea, what a dog :rolleyes:

Earthhorse

super_furry wrote: »

She's got crooked kidneys. No way I'd do her.

+1

Not to mention her spleen; have you guys actually seen that thing?

Kintarō Hattori

Nope. Not at all. She killed Tom Waits.

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2006/10/16/tom-waits-brings-out-the-inner-chanteuse-in-scarlett-johansson

dr.bollocko

/drools on the keyboard.

Anyone who thinks that chick is too fat just doesnt know what to do with it.
That there is one hot chunk of glorious female human worthy of seeing the inside of my pants.

elmolesto

I'm in:)

tech77

Master of Nothing wrote: »

TOO FAT!!? wtf?? she is a fine specimen of a woman by any standards.

Without doubt she's a beautiful woman but she is overrated tbh imo.

tech77

HoneyButterfly wrote: »

She's super hot. Second only to Angelina....If I were a man..

Angelina Jolie.. another beautiful but overrated woman imo.

HoneyButterfly

tech77 wrote: »

Angelina Jolie.. another beautiful but overrated woman imo.

Jeez!
:rolleyes: PICKY!! You must be one hot piece of ass yourself haha
Anyhoo....They are both hot. And I'm a straight female.

javaboy

I struggle to picture your average male AH poster turning down the likes of Miss Scarlett or Angle-ina.

tech77

HoneyButterfly wrote: »

Jeez!
:rolleyes: PICKY!! You must be one hot piece of ass yourself haha
Anyhoo....They are both hot. And I'm a straight female.

Yeah both undoubtedly hot but just overrated.

chopperbyrne

javaboy wrote: »

I struggle to picture your average male AH poster turning down the likes of Miss Scarlett or Angle-ina.

+1

eddiehead

tech77 wrote: »

Yeah both undoubtedly hot but just overrated.

So who's underrated then? She must be pretty hot?

Dudess

In my opinion, Scarlett isn't that beautiful, but her figure is just to die for. And apart from her lips, Angelina has the perfect face.

Alicat

I loves Scarlett!

Angelina Jolie...I spit on your shoes...pthooey

Creature

Scarlett is just great. I would probably say yes if she asked to have sex with me.

Bob the Builder

you mean a threesome where you look but you cannot touch for a whole three hour shit film?

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV

Creature wrote: »

Scarlett is just great. I would probably say yes if she asked to have sex with me.

+1

SoWatchaWant

Hmph, whatever happened to plain old spiking their drinks?:rolleyes:

Well, that's my plan of attack in this case:P

Kintarō Hattori

Dudess wrote: »

In my opinion, Scarlett isn't that beautiful, but her figure is just to die for. And apart from her lips, Angelina has the perfect face.

Apart from her lips....... APART FROM HER LIPS?? But Dudess they are ultra kissable and her best feature by a mile!