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Real Men Wear Goatees

  • 13-08-2008 5:16pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,281 ✭✭✭


    Tired of having a lopsided goatee? Finding it difficult keeping that perfect goatee shape we all know and love? Well struggle no more!

    http://www.goateesaver.com/

    :pac:


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I don't know what to say. Either really stupid or really brilliant.
    Anyway, real men have a full beard ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    Men with boring faces wear goatees.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    What if your mouth/teeth are lopsided, would your goatee go lopsided to match? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Genius!


  • Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    New business opportunity here. For the ladies652_raising_eyebrow.gif. Just *ahem* pop it in and shave around the area. Skinny for a landing strip, right up to the fanny fro. It's brilliant!


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,532 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Goatees tickle!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Goatees tickle!

    Tickle . . . . with pleasure!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,150 ✭✭✭Passenger


    Goatees tickle!


    Tickle what. :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,150 ✭✭✭Passenger


    Would you really want to look at yourself in the mirror with that thing in your mouth? :D


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    For a second there I thought this thread was about goatsee.


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  • Subscribers Posts: 16,614 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    wouldn't you normally know just not to shave the bit where you have a big beard as opposed to the stubble on the rest of your face?

    i.e the goatee you already have is you 'template' of where not to shave.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Fraid not.You try and get the original line,it seems like you did,then you check and one sides wider than the other or curves different-very annoying!


  • Subscribers Posts: 16,614 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    hmm, works for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Wow, so simple, so genius!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Goatees make faces look like fannies and the mouths like a gash the wrong way around :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,150 ✭✭✭Passenger


    WindSock wrote: »
    Goatees make faces look like fannies and the mouths like a gash the wrong way around :)


    Jealousy is a lamentable trait. :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    penisfacial hair envy ;):p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Hey. Thats not true, I have facial hair :(

    I still think goatees suck though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,021 ✭✭✭Hivemind187


    BUYING IT!!!

    No more awkwardly shaved face!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Real men have enough of an eye for symmetry they don't need things like that.


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