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Who else is going out tonight?

  • 13-08-2008 1:51pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 290 ✭✭


    Anyone else going out tonite to pick up really drunk 18 year old girls?

    Bring it ooonnnn :D
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    And what age are you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    I will stay home and have a **** while watching Japanese porn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Oh to be in Ireland....

    Guess I will just have to settle for Neil Young playing in the park later!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    Hmm don't like the look of this, the OP has recently opened a thread about "where to buy bullets" and "If your girlfriend was raped" :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭dade


    R0ot wrote: »

    sexual predators are warned that they may be accused of rape.. WTF kinda goes with the territory doesn't it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,308 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Tonight is like a mine field for rapists.

    Staying at home with my "highchool musical - the dirty years" dvd TYVM


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    R0ot wrote: »


    What a cock-block


    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    I will stay home and have a **** while watching Japanese porn.

    +1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Headin to a pub on O'Connell st. at 4:30! :p:D


    Edit: Not for LC revellers tho!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    There was a girl in my leaving class who had just turned 16 as the results were out.. just thought I'd point that out.

    Checking ID ftw!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    What day is it today? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    Wednesday


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,308 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Does checking ID (no matter how fake it is) excuse you from prosecution under the old 'she told me she was legal' rule?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Does checking ID (no matter how fake it is) excuse you from prosecution under the old 'she told me she was legal' rule?



    I'm gonna take out a photocopier tonight and make several copys of all IDs...just to be on the safe side.

    I wonder if that works?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Tak3n wrote: »
    Anyone else going out tonite to pick up really drunk 18 year old girls?

    Bring it ooonnnn :D
    I presume you're not.

    Guys who start internet discussions on how they're engaging in particular activities in order to make them look like "DA MAAAAAAAN" generally aren't really...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭rowlandbrowner


    R0ot wrote: »

    “We are also issuing a warning to potential perpetrators that having sexual intercourse with a person without their consent constitutes rape."

    did they really need to issue that warning. as if somebody would use ignorance of the definition of rape as a defence.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    ffs, I thought this was a proper impromptu beers thread.

    Soccer on tonight as well.

    Oh well.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Phlann


    Does checking ID (no matter how fake it is) excuse you from prosecution under the old 'she told me she was legal' rule?

    If she's in the club, it's fair to assume she's of age. It's the gentleman's defence. (NB not guaranteed to work!)

    Feel free to block your ears and go 'na na na na' if she does try to mention her age. Plausible deniability.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭rowlandbrowner


    kaimera wrote: »

    Soccer on tonight as well.

    doesn't matter, the OP isn't too concerned with "grass on the pitch".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Wednesday

    Crap I'm in work tonight! :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Yes, I am going to Tramco for my mate's 21st tonight.

    It. Will. Be. Awesome.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Going out tonight, urged by a friend who revels in the chance of 'fisting some young ones gash'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    I will stay home and have a **** while watching Japanese porn.

    Racist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Dudess wrote: »
    I presume you're not.

    Guys who start internet discussions on how they're engaging in particular activities in order to make them look like "DA MAAAAAAAN" generally aren't really...

    So you're saying he's actually one of the drunken 18 year old girls who is going to get some cock this evening?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Yeh bunch of dirty pedrophiles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    I was thinking of posting a poll on this myself. I know two lads who are in their early forties who go out every year to target young LC girls and say they do quite well. They're both married too. I gotta meet new people....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    I was thinking of posting a poll on this myself. I know two lads who are in their early forties who go out every year to target young LC girls and say they do quite well. They're both married too. I gotta meet new people....

    Well, if that is true and they're not talking complete and utter b0ll0cks then they're the scum of the earth.

    Adieu.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    kaimera wrote: »
    ffs, I thought this was a proper impromptu beers thread.

    Soccer on tonight as well.

    Oh well.
    Sounds like you're looking for an invitation...


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Christy and Janie Ward


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  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    IBS

    But really, there's no way I'm going near a pub tonight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    I gotta meet new people....

    Try going out tonight so...


    Wouldn't touch town tonight.
    No doubt the tabloids will be full of stories over the next day or two of drink fuelled shinanegins around the country.
    Joe Duffys hotline will be jammed tomorrow morning.
    Wonder if family planning clinics are on alert to be busy over the next day or two also...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    The Master wrote: »
    Christy and Janie Ward

    Harsh... but fair


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭captainzapp


    Going out tonight, urged by a friend who revels in the chance of 'fisting some young ones gash'.

    that is a charming expression.
    gag.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 290 ✭✭Tak3n


    Dudess wrote: »
    I presume you're not.

    Guys who start internet discussions on how they're engaging in particular activities in order to make them look like "DA MAAAAAAAN" generally aren't really...

    If im da man ur one hell of a woman ;) in the large variety(so ive heard).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Yeh bunch of dirty pedrophiles.

    Welcome to the internet!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭Magpie!


    Oh God. i walk to work through Temple Bar. I'll be picking my way through puddles of puke and half dead bodies tomorrow morning. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Tak3n wrote: »
    If im da man ur one hell of a woman ;) in the large variety(so ive heard).

    No. You misheard. She's a large variety of field mice dressed up as a woman. They're not fooling me though.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 290 ✭✭Tak3n


    No. You misheard. She's a large variety of field mice dressed up as a woman. They're not fooling me though.

    FAT then.
    Enough of this PC large sh*t :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 133 ✭✭PCB


    ye'll end up alone and wet with chips:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    now that you mention it, i might just go out tonight, go as far as the local to watch the CL qualifiers


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 290 ✭✭Tak3n


    PCB wrote: »
    ye'll end up alone and wet with chips:pac:

    then ill put my sausage into a burger and lube it up with some ketchup.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Charming.

    I hope you have some young 'wan vomit down your throat while your 'on da pull tonight.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Phlann


    It's a snowballing for him, I'm afraid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    Charming.

    I hope you have some young 'wan vomit down your throat while your 'on da pull tonight.

    Score... Dinner... AND a Date...

    Dear Diary... JACKPOT! :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 634 ✭✭✭nomorebadtown


    this is the kind of thing you have to deal with



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Tak3n wrote: »
    If im da man
    No you ain't... Mammy's boy :p


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Im not sure if its been said yet but ...

    *Rape Cape on*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30 shels08


    Tonight is like a mine field for rapists.

    Staying at home with my "highchool musical - the dirty years" dvd TYVM


    lol :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,571 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    I only read in the paper today that it was LC results night.

    Bollox i says!
    My staff night out is tonight, no way we're heading into town now... :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Im not sure if its been said yet but ...

    *Rape Cape on*

    Haha. I'm puttin on grandads trenchcoat... he used to fit four or five small 18 year olds in that one! Happy days!


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