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Looking for an excericse partner?

  • 12-08-2008 10:50am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭


    So I know from extensive lurkage that the Brothers have a distinctive attitude to effort and strenous activities, but surely this is one excercisethat even the Brothers can get behind (and on top of if you prefer).
    Sex with a little energy and imagination provides a workout worthy of an athlete, the article says.

    Forget about jogging round the block or struggling with sit-ups.

    "Sex uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard, and burns about 300 calories an hour."

    Full article here

    So what are the Brother's (and the wimmin's) attitudes to energetic, sweaty and bouncing sex?

    Hot, sweaty and jiggly sex? 9 votes

    I'm a sexual dynamo - It's not effort/excercise if I enjoy it.
    0% 0 votes
    I prefer to lie back and think of bacon. The sooner it's over I can the sooner I can order a pizza
    44% 4 votes
    Well with the massive belly and the brewer's droop I'm lucky if I get any at all.
    55% 5 votes
    Atarti sexuar.
    0% 0 votes


Comments

  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    as long as i she cooks food and brings me beer afterwards i suppose i could comply


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Originally Posted by BBC Article
    "Sex uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard, and burns about 300 calories an hour."
    Exercise related posts aren't really in the spirit of BGRH but 300/60 = about 5 calories a minute. I don't think we should fall out over 5 calories.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    The Brothers are never on top or behind, always on bottom.

    That way there is less strain on the poor Brothers heart, and the wimmins involved can keep an eye on the rashers and butter bread while shaggin'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,747 ✭✭✭MikeHoncho


    300 calories an hour? I rarely last longer than 10 minutes and I always make her go on top and do the work so not much excercise in that for me. Keeps her trim though.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,359 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Hagar wrote: »
    Exercise related posts aren't really in the spirit of BGRH but 300/60 = about 5 calories a minute. I don't think we should fall out over 5 calories.

    You truly have Mrs. Hagar spoiled Brother


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Indeed I do, we established a long time ago that 1 minute of me was more than enough for any woman. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    *Does the no pants dance...*

    sox should never be worn, ever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    I already have an exercise partner. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    Des wrote: »
    I already have an exercise partner. :cool:
    im sure theres some masturbation jokes to be made here, but one couldnt really be arsed on a wet tuesday night!


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  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,359 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    im sure theres some masturbation jokes to be made here, but one couldnt really be arsed on a wet tuesday night!

    Brave man if you do crack some of those jokes there.


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