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Choosing A Wife

  • 09-08-2008 9:04pm
    #1
    Dermot2468
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭


    There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know
    which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how
    each of them spends it.

    The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money.
    She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and
    tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you,
    because I love you so much."

    The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a
    television and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought
    these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

    The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market,
    doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the
    rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future
    because I love you so much."

    The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent
    the money. He finally decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.


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