How often to you wash your hands after you pee?

Flamed Diving

This poll stems from a conversation I once had and I'm interested in seeing the results.

Poll to follow.

Smegball

Everytime unless theres a huge queue.

spiritcrusher

It might be just a quick splash of water followed by a brief spell under the dryer, but I'm counting that as washing.

eVeNtInE

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Loopy

I wash them 6 times after every pee:pac:

Mint Sauce

i wash it every morning, so then i'm good for the day

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but seriously, i wash them every time

Warhammer

Always and dry it under the air machine!

BroomBurner

Always.

I love those Dyson dryers.

Jay P

Always, but I don't use the hand dryer, just tissues or a towel. Hand dryers blow the dirtyness and bacteria from the air onto your hands. Not nice. Although, those dyson ones the have in Dundrum and Mackie D's in Grafton Street are class.

Dord

Always. I find it disgusting that some people wouldn't.

Red Alert

Absolutely always - and love those Dyson machines! There's another cool one as well, called the Xcelerator - it's more like a normal hand dryer but still class.

Esel

Once. Otherwise, it's heading for OCD territory.

brock92

Always

AARRRGH

If you've just had a shower and you do a pee -- assuming you don't pee on yourself -- do you need to wash your hands?

BroomBurner

AARRRGH wrote: »

If you've just had a shower and you do a pee -- assuming you don't pee on yourself -- do you need to wash your hands?

Yes. The shower didn't wash your piss clean...

boneless

Always. I know where me willie does be...:eek:

rainbow kirby

Always, it's really disgusting not to wash them.

AARRRGH

BroomBurner wrote: »

Yes. The shower didn't wash your piss clean...

Do you piss on your hands when you have a piss? Or do you wash your knob in the sink when you wash your hands?

Call Me Jimmy

Similarily to that question, "if a tree falls and nobody's around to hear it, does it still make a sound?" I ask, "if you take a piss without washing your hands and then bake a cake for the entire family, will they notice the difference?".

Esel

boneless wrote: »

Always. I know where me willie does be...:eek:

With your nick - in your jocks?

jigglywoo

I wash my hands with pee.

Mint Sauce

BroomBurner wrote: »

Yes. The shower didn't wash your piss clean...

but p!ss is sterile when it leaves your body

Joe Cool

jigglywoo wrote: »

I wash my hands with pee.

Yeah, MY pee!
:P

jigglywoo

Joe Cool wrote: »

Yeah, MY pee!
:P

It was only once and it was an accident:o

Ruu_Old

Every time, it doesn't take very long. The amount of people skipping it in public toilets is ridiculous, which is why I try and avoid them altogether.

Joe Cool

jigglywoo wrote: »

It was only once and it was an accident:o

I thought the toothbrush was the accident?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

you do realise that nothing less than really hot water, soap and lots of scrubbing actually does a damn? if all you're doing is wetting your hand and rubbing them together limp wristedly, you may as well save yourself the effort and walk out with dry hands.

BroomBurner

AARRRGH wrote: »

Do you piss on your hands when you have a piss? Or do you wash your knob in the sink when you wash your hands?

Lol I don't have a nob! It's the splashes of piss that come back out and get on to your hands, the toilet seat, etc. that I'm talking about.

Ok, I probably think about things a little too much...

On piss being sterile, I don't care, it's still a waste product!

Jigsaw

I only wash my hands if I accidentally piss on my hand. i shower regularly so my cock is clean.

Would people wash their hands after shaking someone else's hand. Just a stupid social convention. You need only wash your hands if you piss on your hands or if your cock is dirty.

boneless

esel wrote: »

With your nick - in your jocks?

Exactly... :P

the_syco

From working in pubs, cinemas, etc, I noticed that those who don't flush the toilets, also don't wash their hands.

Epic Tissue

Always

ImDave

Once in 2001.

KTRIC

I make it a point of washing my hands. I wouldn't use a toilet unless it had washing facilities.

Of course there's always those times when you're caught short and need to relieve yourself in a public place.

Holsten

Every single time.

Slidey

Ever go down on a woman?

Why worry about washing your hands so?

Flamed Diving

In addition, if you use the door handle on your way out you are effectively touching the pee of everyone who didn't wash their hands.

entropi

Wash my hands before and after. One of the reasons i still think people shouldnt really shake hands as a greeting as too many out there won't wash afterwards...horrible to think about.

Flamed Diving

Handling money too.

Jigsaw

F**king pile of hygiene freaks here.

Hands clean, dick clean, go for a piss, don't piss on your hands, then no need to wash your hands.

Other examples people have given are much more high risk. For example, door handles and money. You don't know who has touched them, but if you have had a shower in the morning your cock is clean and you don't piss on your hands then there is no need. Why can't people just see this?

tricky D

the_syco wrote: »

From working in pubs, cinemas, etc, I noticed that those who don't flush the toilets, also don't wash their hands.

Casinos are the worst imo. Cards, cash, chips, tables, handles, on top of the non-washers - frightening. One of the first things I used to tell our new trainees was to always wash their hands when they left the table and never ever put your hands near your face, especially near your eyes. Tales of impetigo and blinding eye infections come to mind.

Dyson Air Blade ftw

DonkeyStyle \o/

Peeing is disgusting, I never do it.

connundrum

Jigsaw wrote: »

F**king pile of hygiene freaks here.

Hands clean, dick clean, go for a piss, don't piss on your hands, then no need to wash your hands.

Other examples people have given are much more high risk. For example, door handles and money. You don't know who has touched them, but if you have had a shower in the morning your cock is clean and you don't piss on your hands then there is no need. Why can't people just see this?

Bing - effin - go!

Don't piss on hands, ergo no need to wash.

I'm in Easons to today, natural has been hollering for the best part of an hour now.
Only I am faced with a dilema. The customer toilet is unisex.
I completely don't trust Irish and Italian men with toilets.
I dance at the door my toes curling while I make up my mind.
It is an emergency. I'll have to suck it up.
So I open the door to come face to face with the biggest,greasiest bear pooh I have ever seen in my life. I swear it tried to crawl out of the bowl to get at me.
What is worse is that there was no toilet paper on top of it, so its parent either didn't wipe or arranged the scene before he left.

Slidey

Im no expert on this but it could have come out in one big swoop... leaving the badge cleaner than berties concience.

Always wash the hands after a Donald trump mind.. for some reason the finger inevitably punches threw the cheap stolen bog roll at some stage..

entropi

Moonbaby wrote: »

Only I am faced with a dilema. The customer toilet is unisex.
I completely don't trust Irish and Italian men with toilets

We aint all untrustworthy

so its parent either didn't wipe or arranged the scene before he left.

ugh:(

KBarry

I never used to. My motto was "Some people are brought up to wash their hands, some are brought up not to piss on 'em." Started washing when I got with my current mrs though, she's a hygiene freak. Got into the habit now, even when she's not around.
I sometimes scratch my nuts while I'm eating crisps though. Is that bad?

minxie

KBarry wrote: »

I never used to. My motto was "Some people are brought up to wash their hands, some are brought up not to piss on 'em." Started washing when I got with my current mrs though, she's a hygiene freak. Got into the habit now, even when she's not around.
I sometimes scratch my nuts while I'm eating crisps though. Is that bad?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH ................... men:rolleyes:

genericgoon

KBarry wrote: »

I never used to. My motto was "Some people are brought up to wash their hands, some are brought up not to piss on 'em." Started washing when I got with my current mrs though, she's a hygiene freak. Got into the habit now, even when she's not around.
I sometimes scratch my nuts while I'm eating crisps though. Is that bad?

Ready Salted or Dry Roasted nuts?

Gran Hermano

KBarry wrote: »

I never used to. My motto was "Some people are brought up to wash their hands, some are brought up not to piss on 'em." Started washing when I got with my current mrs though, she's a hygiene freak. Got into the habit now, even when she's not around.
I sometimes scratch my nuts while I'm eating crisps though. Is that bad?

So what does you 'hygiene freak mrs' say when your nuts smell/taste
of crisps?

GirlInterrupted

Jigsaw wrote: »

I only wash my hands if I accidentally piss on my hand. i shower regularly so my cock is clean.

Would people wash their hands after shaking someone else's hand. Just a stupid social convention. You need only wash your hands if you piss on your hands or if your cock is dirty.

I won't be shaking your hand anytime soon......:eek:.