MBTs...

Gyalist

Masai By Technology me bollix.

Cunny-Funt

Main Battle Tanks me bollocks

tenandtracer

Middle-aged banjaxed tarts

Dyr

me bollix TWICE

Hagar

More bannable tards.

Caoimhín

Very common on Fat Arse Alley.

(every town has a FAA, usually a bypass, its infested with middle aged wimmin "power walking" and nattering with the big asses wobbling everywhere.)

tenandtracer

Massive Buns in Tracksuit

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

what the ****?

Op has this thread got a point?

Wurly

No back pain and a more toned arshe since I bought my mbt's (me bollix twice made me lollll by the way).:pac::pac:

I practically live in the bleedin things though. Determined to get me money's worth. They certainly ain't cheap!

Peared

A pedant writes...

Barefoot OP.

Earthhorse

|-*SxyDubGrrl93*-| wrote: »

Op has this thread got a point?

Maybe, but tenuous.

whiskeyman

Runners for fatties



FACT

Cuddlesworth

Massive butt tottie?

Adam

Massive Bouncing Tits?
Men Brandishing Todgers?
My Beastly Tool?
Maddie's Been Taken?

antodeco

My balls twinge
Massive Butt Toys
Men 'bateing themselves
Most blown todger

boneless

Have some consideration for us dyslexics, I thought this thread was going to be about Motor Torpedoe Boats. I was so excited :mad:!

longshanks

minge beard. tasty

Sofaspud

Mother Belongeth Thou!

jigglywoo

malignant brain tumour

Wurly

whiskeyman wrote: »

Runners for fatties



FACT

Heyyyy!! I ain't fat!!:p

I do take your point though...:pac::pac:

Uthur

mangled bloody toes!

Wurly

Massive Busty Tits!

GirlInterrupted

caoibhin wrote: »

Very common on Fat Arse Alley.

(every town has a FAA, usually a bypass, its infested with middle aged wimmin "power walking" and nattering with the big asses wobbling everywhere.)

Maybe its just your town.
Maybe you have a secret love for fat arsed women of a certain age.
Maybe no one else notices them.
Maybe you're jealous because deep inside, you suspect you are a fat arsed woman trapped inside a fat arsed mans body.......:eek:

Wurly

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Maybe its just your town.
Maybe you have a secret love for fat arsed women of a certain age.
Maybe no one else notices them.
Maybe you're jealous because deep inside, you suspect you are a fat arsed woman trapped inside a fat arsed mans body.......:eek:

Beautifully put. LOL:pac::pac:

Gyalist

|-*SxyDubGrrl93*-| wrote: »

what the ****?

Op has this thread got a point?

Yes, the point of the thread is the fetishisation and objectification of Masai culture.

Those ugly shoes are a triumph of marketing over style.

I know a few Masai, and while I haven't asked them, I am sure that not one of them prefers shoes made out of old car tyres over conventional footwear.

Peared

OP I have no particular gra for the MBTs but I have to tell ya the reason they are called that is because the shape of the shoe is supposed to make you imitate the walk of the Masai warriors and tone your legs and ass.

mawk

like everything;

Might Be Tasty

Joe Cool

My Bloody Twat

truecrippler

Might be tasty
Mingers blow terrifically
Might buy toffee

Gyalist

Peared wrote: »

OP I have no particular gra for the MBTs but I have to tell ya the reason they are called that is because the shape of the shoe is supposed to make you imitate the walk of the Masai warriors and tone your legs and ass.

Yes, but it's patently nonsense. Masai don't walk any differently from anyone else. They may out of necessity walk more but not differently.

Epic Tissue

My Bath Time

Zaph

After knee surgery I was doing intensive physiotherapy and I asked my physio if they were any good and would they help me. His opinion of them was that they're a complete load of nonsense and just another gimmick to rip people off with.

Wurly

Zaph wrote: »

After knee surgery I was doing intensive physiotherapy and I asked my physio if they were any good and would they help me. His opinion of them was that they're a complete load of nonsense and just another gimmick to rip people off with.

Tell that to my toned ass.:pac:

Peared

Well, I'm no expert.

But I'd say if you have walked all your life in bare feet and not on roads and paths you would walk differently.

Earthhorse

Peared wrote: »

OP I have no particular gra for the MBTs but I have to tell ya the reason they are called that is because the shape of the shoe is supposed to make you imitate the walk of the Masai warriors and tone your legs and ass.

Mad but true.

Gyalist

I am quite interested in the claim that the shoes can prevent cellulite.

P.T. Barnum was remarkably prescient when he said, “There's a sucker born every minute”.

KTRIC

Tri wrote: »

Tell that to my toned ass.:pac:

We need some proof, can you post a before and after shot ?

Wurly

KTRIC wrote: »

We need some proof, can you post a before and after shot ?

I can post an after. But then you'd have nothing to compare it it to. Funnily enough, I don't make a habit of taking pictures of my own ass.:pac:

Zaph

Tri wrote: »

Tell that to my toned ass.:pac:

But is it because you're walking more since you bought them, which would have that effect too, or are you walking the same amount?