Purely Embarrassing Musicians....

HouseHippo

Apart from Eurovision entries or we will be here all night

Captain Darling

HouseHippo wrote: »

Apart from Eurovision entries or we will be here all night

Apparently not................

AARRRGH

Anyone who describes themself as a singer/songwriter

Flamed Diving

John Squire

AARRRGH

Flamed Diving wrote: »

John Squire

He used to be class.

Flamed Diving

AARRRGH wrote: »

He used to be class.

That makes it all the more embarassing to hear him today.

hada

pete doherty.

axle rose (ugh)

fred durst

AARRRGH

Flamed Diving wrote: »

That makes it all the more embarassing to hear him today.

Very true.

hada wrote:

axle rose

Used to be class!

hada wrote:

fred durst

I used to quite like him until I realised he wasn't taking the piss!

Nolanger

Kenny G

hada

Daniel O'Donnell

Game. Set. And Match.

fluffyVW

hada wrote: »

Daniel O'Donnell

Game. Set. And Match.

Aww!!! Whats wrong with poor Daniel!!!



Ah... Would ya look at him there sitting on his couch!!!

FearDark

Ronan Keating...

fluffyVW

Declan Nerney

&

Mick Flavin...

ImDave

Roger Whittaker

Mike Denver

the immortals

bono

irish_bob

james blunt

HouseHippo

the immortals wrote: »

bono

Did you hear that if bono shuts up some website is gong to donate huge amountys of money to fighting AIDS

hada

whatever the lead singer of the thrills is called.

fluffyVW

hada wrote: »

whatever the lead singer of the thrills is called.

Conor Deasy I think is his name.

Madonna.

Keedowah

Richie Kavanagh

you can all stop now - that man needs to be ended.

irish_bob

Keedowah wrote: »

Richie Kavanagh

you can all stop now - that man needs to be ended.

this thread is about musicians

demanufactured

kanye west
50 pence
most ****e ya hear on 2fm

HouseHippo

demanufactured wrote: »

kanye west
50 pence
most ****e ya hear on 2fm

fitty pence

tinkletoes

Mariah Carey

KnifeWRENCH

David Gray, Chris Martin, Gerard Way, Avril Lavigne and every member of the Manic Street Fcuking Preachers.

All proof that God occasionally makes mistakes.

keane2097

That douchebag from the Streets imo.

Nightwish

The twat from the Killers who sounds like he's singing through a megaphone

HouseHippo

square_igloo wrote: »

David Gray, Chris Martin, Gerard Way, Avril Lavigne and every member of the Manic Street Fcuking Preachers.

All proof that God occasionally makes mistakes.

Ah come one I just put David Gray on my i-pod lol


I bloody hate Avril "no feckin talent" Lavigne. If it wasn't for protools she would never be a musician, I heard her live and I almost vomited. Load of over produced crap.


Didn't one of the Manic Street Preachers go missing. years later I think they found his foot

HouseHippo

Nightwish wrote: »

The twat from the Killers who sounds like he's singing through a megaphone

Like Brandon, moustache is a bit dodgy though. Looks like a gay cop in a cheap 80's porno

Nightwish

He does look a bit camp. Dreadful Vegas showband lyrics with an even worse voice, combined with that 'tache...its incredibly hard for me to take him seriously.

aidan24326

HouseHippo wrote: »

Didn't one of the Manic Street Preachers go missing. years later I think they found his foot

They might have found his shoes but I don't think there was a foot in there!

irish_bob wrote: »

james blunt

+1000 to that.

Might I also mention Guigsy and Bonehead from Oasis, two guys with very limited musical ability who got lucky by being Noel Gallagher's mates.

And Chris De Burgh, one of Ireland's great embarassments. If only we could have passed him off as English or something.

irish_bob

square_igloo wrote: »

David Gray, Chris Martin, Gerard Way, Avril Lavigne and every member of the Manic Street Fcuking Preachers.

All proof that God occasionally makes mistakes.

your standards are too high , while im no fan of any of those , i wouldnt call any of them embarrassing apart from avril lavigne , david gray i cant stand but i can see why many like him

speaking of avril lavigne , i would include one of her fellow canadians on the list
bryan adams , hes more bland than canada

yevveh

HouseHippo wrote: »

Like Brandon, moustache is a bit dodgy though. Looks like a gay cop in a cheap 80's porno

this will be his next step...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U

one of his other songs is called "teeny weeny string bikini", to give you an idea of the ridiculousness of this man

sunnyside

fluffyVW wrote: »

Declan Nerney

&

Mick Flavin...

But your sig says you're from Longford. I thought everyone in Longford loved Declan Nerney:)


Donna + Joeseph McCaul

jiltloop

celine dion i pure hate the woman and her music

demanufactured

"Might I also mention Guigsy and Bonehead from Oasis, two guys with very limited musical ability who got lucky by being Noel Gallagher's mates"

To be fair NONE of the members of oasis have any real musical abilty , its novice being able to play a few open chords

Flamed Diving

demanufactured wrote: »

"Might I also mention Guigsy and Bonehead from Oasis, two guys with very limited musical ability who got lucky by being Noel Gallagher's mates"

To be fair NONE of the members of oasis have any real musical abilty , its novice being able to play a few open chords

How many self-written albums have you sold?

DenMan

HouseHippo wrote: »

Apart from Eurovision entries or we will be here all night

Hey, Lordi were my favourites to win Eurovision before the qualified for the competition. They are an awesome band. Honestly I have to say it is Green Day. There is something very off putting about them. The bass player (Mike Dirnt) should spend some time with Steve Harris (Iron Maiden), Gene Simmons (KISS) and Robert Trujillo (Metallica) because he pales in comparison. I truly despise Green Day, however my sister and her bf's family love them (why I don't know). Unfortunately in a no win scenario.

On a side note just saw a pic of Dave Keuning (Green Day) and he looks alarmingly like "Weird Al" Jankovic.

Sir Graball

aidan24326 wrote: »

And Chris De Burgh, one of Ireland's great embarassments. If only we could have passed him off as English or something.

We tried, they didn't want him either.

Melion

Flamed Diving wrote: »

That makes it all the more embarassing to hear him today.

Just out of interest. What recent material have you heard from Squire?

insinkerator

Ronan Keating

yevveh

Sir Graball wrote: »

We tried, they didn't want him either.

He desperately wants to play in Iran apparently, maybe they'll take him in.


Denman - Dave Keuning is in the Killers, not Green Day.

Sir Graball

yevveh wrote: »

He desperately wants to play in Iran apparently, maybe they'll take him in.

Can't see 'Patricia the Stripper' going down too well over there!

Rolf Harris

Havermeyer

The Edge.

HouseHippo

nummnutts wrote: »

The Edge.

Why did Bono fall off the stage.

"He stood to close to the Edge" weh weh weh :P

Firetrap

• Bono
• David Gray
• Chris De Bleeurugghh
• Mick Hucknall
• Amy Winehouse
• Britney Spears
• Bryan/Brian McFadden
• Michael Jackson
• That bloke out of The Darkness who sings falsetto

irish_bob

KISS

Lukasz.

Firetrap wrote: »

• Bono
• David Gray
• Chris De Bleeurugghh
• Mick Hucknall
• Amy Winehouse
• Britney Spears
• Bryan/Brian McFadden
• Michael Jackson
• That bloke out of The Darkness who sings falsetto

david Gray=Kudos.
Mick Hucknall=Kudos.
Michael jackson=Kudos.

the rest,dunno........

Scram

hada wrote: »

pete doherty.

axle rose (ugh)

fred durst

Yeah id agree with that but Axel Rose what did he do thats so bad?

Havermeyer

Scram wrote: »

Yeah id agree with that but Axel Rose what did he do thats so bad?

Was born, unfortunately.

KnifeWRENCH

Firetrap wrote: »

• Bono
• David Gray
• Chris De Bleeurugghh
• Mick Hucknall
• Amy Winehouse
• Britney Spears
• Bryan/Brian McFadden
• Michael Jackson
• That bloke out of The Darkness who sings falsetto

I agree with a lot of those choices.

I would leave out Bono, Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson - while I don't like them as people, I do enjoy their music.

Good call on the rest, though