Wanted : MILF

Volvoboy

I've come to the conclusion that any birds ladies my age are little immature fannybags, except the few that i've met they are in a steady relationship.


So what are peoples opions on fellas going out with the older lady?

Not talking anything sicko here maybe a 21 :cool: Y.O going out with a 28-32 Y.O??

This is the ideal frankly.

Overheal

Kindergarten teacher teaches more than maths? kinky++

Ross_Mahon

I know two people with an age gap between them, It doesn't seem to bother them, But it bothers other people? I'm happy for the two of them, they get along great.

Tar.Aldarion

Then when you hit 30 go for the 20 year old, goes nicely.

Overheal

did you see that new episode of weeds where silas hooked up with that milf? rawr.

Abi

Volvoboy wrote: »

I've come to the conclusion that any birds ladies my age are little immature fannybags, except the few that i've met they are in a steady relationship.


So what are peoples opions on fellas going out with the older lady?

Not talking anything sicko here maybe a 21 :cool: Y.O going out with a 28-32 Y.O??

I iz like 29 and like so frickin hot. Application for position sent via PM. Other positions to be discussed later.

\o/

Tar.Aldarion

So let's make it an old people that are hot. Teri Hatcher at 44, good going!

Redpunto

so 31 is now considered old??????????? jaysus:D

Ross_Mahon

Madonna is 49, For a cheap one. Yes :rolleyes:

Magpie!

Being 28 puts me in MILF territory??? **** me. :eek:

Actually no, don't fu..... oh never mind.

Mind you my last boyf was 20 9nearly 21) and it was happy days.

Gary ITR

When I was 21 my girlfriend was 28... we were together for 2 and 1/2 years.... I miss her

So yes the more mature the girl the better. Wouldn't call her a milf though, they gotta be at least 40 for that title

Call Me Jimmy

Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »

So let's make it an old people that are hot. Teri Hatcher at 44, good going!

Yea! her tits astound me.

Magpie!

Ah lads. Terri Hatcher looks like Michael Jackson in drag.

Ross_Mahon

I really like your one Carol Vorderman (age 47) from Countdown, I don't know why! Even as a kid i was fascinated by her!

Sherifu

Anal Milfs ftw.

Magpie! wrote: »

Ah lads. Terri Hatcher looks like Michael Jackson in drag.

Hawt.

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

I really like your one Carol Vorderman (age 47) from Countdown, I don't know why! Even as a kid i was fascinated by her!

Ya, she's not bad for her age.

Tar.Aldarion

A lot of people are like that with her.

Magpie!, what, never.

Fizman

I think 35 is roughly the age when the wimmins start off their Milfism days. Been with a 39 yr old and a 35 yr old over the past few months, both definately fell into the milf category!

Tar.Aldarion

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Yea! her tits astound me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teri_Hatcher

Look at those bad boys.

LadyJ

Volvoboy wrote: »

So what are peoples opions on fellas going out with the older lady?

Man, when I see a guy going out with an older woman, it really turns me on. I'd follow them down the road and then go home and masturbate while thinking about it.

Wreck

Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teri_Hatcher

Look at those bad boys.

They’re real and they’re spectacular!

connundrum

Erm.. you do realise that in wishing for a MILF, you will have to deal with her bastard son/daughter?

Wreck

connundrum wrote: »

Erm.. you do realise that in wishing for a MILF, you will have to deal with her bastard son/daughter?

You can just move on to banging the son or daughter when you tire of the milf.

thefinalstage

How do people like Teri Hatcher? She is like Skeletor from He Man without the redeeming qualities.

Wibbs

At 40 I would like to consider myself a MYLF, muppets you'd like to fúck. Sad to say I've had few enough takers yet. Note to self, grow more grey hair.:)

Wibbs

PS Terri hatcher used to be a serious roide, until the lack of a decent meal took over. Pity

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Well, having at one time done most boardsies Mas, I can offer to point you in ther right direction. PM me with the specifics and I'll quiet happily point you in the most appropriate direction.

jiltloop

ugh madonna has horrible pronounced veiny biceps, not very sexy. also what the hell is angelina jolie doing? she used to be gorgeous with a fantastic body now if i seen her in the street the only thing thing i'd have the urge to do to her is to throw sandwiches at her gob with the hope that she might accidently ingest a couple of calories. anyone se the pics in the paper of a huge mutant vein sticking out of her forearm? yuck!

TequilaMockingBird

I'm a MILF. Yes. I am.

Tar.Aldarion

Ok we can meet after all. :pac:

TequilaMockingBird

Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »

Ok we can meet after all. :pac:

Oh you charmer...

Tar.Aldarion

What can I say, cassanova at heart.

TequilaMockingBird

Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »

What can I say, cassanova at heart.

I heard that about you alright.

Kintarō Hattori

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

I really like your one Carol Vorderman (age 47) from Countdown, I don't know why! Even as a kid i was fascinated by her!

Because she is gorgeous, a stunningly sexy woman. Volvoboy milf is the way to go! I've always found slightly older women more attractive than young 'uns.

JerryHandbag

So you'd give her 2 from the top and 1 from the bottom?...i know, bad Countdown joke

monkeyfudge

I have a signed photo of Elizebeth Sladen in my office. mmmm...

pickarooney

thelastangryman wrote: »

How do people like Teri Hatcher? She is like Skeletor from He Man without the redeeming qualities.

Skeletor is built like a brick ****house.

Steve

Meh
The only way I'd score a milf is with a shovel in a graveyard...


/feels old

GirlInterrupted

SteveC wrote: »

Meh
The only way I'd score a milf is with a shovel in a graveyard...


/feels old

Thats an ugly image to bring to mind so late :eek:......

Havermeyer

Volvoboy wrote: »

I've come to the conclusion that any birds ladies my age are little immature fannybags, except the few that i've met they are in a steady relationship.


So what are peoples opions on fellas going out with the older lady?

Not talking anything sicko here maybe a 21 :cool: Y.O going out with a 28-32 Y.O??

How old are you? From your original post, I'm guessing about 12. 13 at a push!?

Havermeyer

And on second thoughts; Anyone that uses the word 'fannybags' to describe women is probably too immature to know how to wánk.

Grow up, OP.

I was waiting for a son of a milf to come out of woodwork.

eddiehead

Moonbaby wrote: »

I was waiting for a son of a milf to come out of woodwork.

How would that work? Is somebody gona say come out and say there ma is a milf?

D-A-V-E

any mans dream if i was to be honest..however id imagine a woman that age would have to really like you in order to go out with you..i get the feeling woman that old meeting a guy that age would feel odd..totally opposite for a guy tho..am i right?

I would say that most of time in the 28-32 age group, younger men are preferable as they have less baggage.

DanGerMus

Wouldn't the main requirement of a milf be having a kid and not being 40. Main attraction being that you know they're putting out.

Some a dem 15 year auld burds pushin prams round de estate i wuddnt mind baggin.

flanum

OP...MILF stands for "mom id like to fcuk"!

so in effect, basically any scumbag fifteen year old skanger girl from Dublin?

Wibbs

flanum wrote: »

so in effect, basically any scumbag fifteen year old skanger girl from Dublin?

Well if she's cute and a bit older, I would call that havin a bit of skanky panky. No harm done...(joke!)

Snake Plisken

Being in my late 30's I'm now looking for GILF

eddiehead

Snake Plisken wrote: »

Being in my late 30's I'm now looking for GILF

Guy?:pac:

Frisbee

sueme wrote: »

I'm a MILF. Yes. I am.

Pics or gtfo