The best non-simpson, simpsons character?

slipss

Well who's your favourite simspon character thats not in the simpson family (cause everyone always says homer ect)? Explain your choice with a short post including no more than 3 quotes. (poll coming)

Idu

It's gotta be Hank Scorpio but I don't know if he counts since he's not a reoccurring charachter. Genius charachter in an absolutely top notch episode

keefg

Lenny & Carl

For me it has to be good old Monty Burns. His evil knows no bounds and some of his sayings and the way he treats everyone cracks me up.

The Sparrow

Lenny & Carl

Yeah Mr. Burns for me too... whoever wrote his dialogue was a genius. I love all of his old fashioned phrases and all of the out of fashion terms (the negro-leagues!) that he uses.

chalad07

Patty and Selma

Good question. Needed to be asked,

Tough one, i went for Wigum, but was tempted by Millhouse. I think my all time favorite Simpsons moment was when he answered the door and went - "whasssssuuppppppp",

Classic,

Prefabsprouter

He's not there but Dr. Hibbert is class. Also Mayor Quimby is an excellent recurring character. But I cant vote for either!!!

Mossy Monk

Lenny & Carl

Montgomery Burns

MikeHoncho

Lenny & Carl

Toss up between Burns and Wiggum.

Honerable mention goes to Apu though. Sing with me "Who needs the Kwik-E Mart - I Dooooooooooo".

WindSock

slipss wrote: »

Well who's your favourite simspon character thats not in the simpson family (cause everyone always says homer ect)? Explain your choice with a short post including no more than 3 quotes. (poll coming)

I love Jasper,

'You'd better believe thats a paddelin'

'I've awakened in the future.....Moon Pie, what a time to be alive'

and the bit where he didn't want to come alone in the car to rescue Tamzarian is gold.

Creamy Goodness

poll is flawed.

doesn't have Gil or the guy that says "hey watch it, fattie!"

Lionel Hutz.

*sniff*

ronnie3585

Cremo wrote: »

poll is flawed.

doesn't have Gil or the guy that says "hey watch it, fattie!"

Agree, would have voted for old Gill if there was the option to. Tut tut.

amacachi

Barney Gumble

Moe

suckslikeafox

Snake Jailbird

I love Willie (of the groundskeeper variety that is)

chalad07

Patty and Selma

This has actually got me thinking! Lenny and Carl are great charaters,

Carl: "You counting the neck?"
Lenny: "You know I am"

30txsbzmcu2k9w

Barney Gumble

Eh, Moe!? Everybody tuck your pants into your socks! :pac:

pljudge321

Patty and Selma

has to be wiggum

"This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless."

KnifeWRENCH

Lenny & Carl

It has to be Monty Burns for me. His dialogue is fantastic.

"I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until ... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant."

Patty & Selma are great too though. And Moe. And (even though he's not in this poll) Sideshow Bob.
EDIT: Oh, and I LOVE Kang & Kodos! Damn there's just too many options

Zizou

What about the duff man ??

Titanya: But Duffman, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!
Duffman: Duffman... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!

lavasoft

no professor fink on the list either?

Heathen

Lenny & Carl

I have to go with Burnsey!!! BOOOURNES!!

i love his old school speak.. he is wicked evil too

Smithers: Why don't you just use your ATM card?
Burns: Ah, yes. The Automated Teller Machineyolamatrolamaton.

A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel.
With enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the Polo Grounds.

No! I thought, uh, I thought I'd chauffeur myself this evening.
Yes, that's what I thought. How difficult could it be? I'm sure
the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and
which the deceleratrix, hmm?

nicolaonfire

Principal Skinner

Has to be Hans Moleman but he isn't in the pole.

luketitz

Barney Gumble

amacachi wrote: »

Moe

Seconded! Ultimate Sleazebag. Love him!

razorblunt

Barney Gumble

Wow tough one, has to be Moe though he's so pathetic.

"Hey Midge"

"I swear I didnt touch her or nothing Homer, ask her, tell him Midge"

"How about instead of 'What I got ya gotta get and put it in ya' you say "What I want is to really hug and kiss ya'"

Jimbo

Ned Flanders

Gotta be Ralph.


My cats breath smell like cat food

Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers

I ate the blue ones, they taste like burning

Tar.Aldarion

It's so hard to pick which shows just how good this show was.

AlmightyCushion

It has to be Gil, he's just so pathetic.

slipss

Lenny & Carl

Cremo wrote: »

poll is flawed.

doesn't have Gil or the guy that says "hey watch it, fattie!"

It was a toss up between including Gill and including the Yokels, I went for the Yokels. Also had to leave out a few others, theres like 300 characters in there anbd only 20 poll options unfortuanately.

Bijoux

It's gotta be Mr. Burns!!!

[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Courier New, Arial]Mr. Burns: I'm looking for something in an attack dog. One who likes the sweet gamey tang of human flesh. Hmmm, why here's the fellow ... Wiry, fast, firm, proud buttocks. Reminds me of me.

[/FONT]Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.

Mr. Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! [cackles evilly, then stops abruptly] There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers?
Smithers: Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.


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nicolaonfire

Principal Skinner

Lenny and Carl from that poll. They are so funny


"Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders... my friend!
Lenny: What did he say?
Carl: I dunno. Somethin' about being gay."


"Carl: According to the map, the cabin should be right here.
Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things.
Carl: Oh yeah, yeah... Like maybe the cabin is the place inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork.
Lenny: Oh! ...Nah, they said there would be sandwiches."

"Carl: Oh no! Homer's going over those falls!
Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch.
Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!
Carl: Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs.
Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!
Carl: Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!"

Davao8000

Zaph

Voted for Lionel Hutz, only because Troy McClure wasn't in the poll.

Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story".
Homer: So. Do you think I have a case?
Hutz: Homer, I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
Homer: Woo hoo!

Kojak

Ned Flanders

I would have voted for Sideshow Bob, if he was there.

I went for Ralph Wiggum.

After getting caught in a giant wave, he says "I think I wet my bed" - priceless

Dr. Nick

Lionel Hutz

Hey. Where the hell am I?

Zaph

Hi, Dr. Nick!

AlmightyCushion

Zaph wrote: »

Hi, Dr. Nick!

Ah if it isn't mr mc gregg. Who has a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.

The Everlasting

Patty and Selma

Wiggum

chalad07

Patty and Selma

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Ah if it isn't mr mc gregg. Who has a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.

Brilliant, so so funny,

I kinda wish the stopped making it and went out on a high, a la The Office. Guess it's too late now,

Stark

Lenny & Carl

Monty Burns. The writing for that character was brilliant back in the day. It's gone to ****e these days, but then again so has the writing in general. Just like the way Homer used to hillarious but is now just obnoxious.

Also, Sideshow Bob, Mrs. Krabapple and Lionel Hutz.

"Mrs. Krabapple, how will we know when we find true love?"
"Oh don't worry, most of you will never find love and will marry out of fear of dying alone".

phasers

Barney Gumble

Moe.

or if we're talking non-regulars, Hank Scorpio and Cecil

Ruu_Old

Lionel Hutz, honourable mention for good ol' Gil. Love the 'Red Blazer Realty' episode.

moe_sizlak

Lenny & Carl

mr burns for me but closely followed by moe sizlak , an angry unpleasant man on the surface but a sensitive soul underneath

watch what your doing sack monkey

Firetrap

Lenny & Carl

Sideshow Bob, sadly absent from the poll

Mr.Nice Guy

Lionel Hutz for me.

"Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it."

He's also one of the few characters that hasn't been tainted by The Simpsons' descent into crappiness the last several years.

The Everlasting

Patty and Selma

No Duffman?

jor el

Ned Flanders

Too many to choose from, and some even missing :eek: How could you?

Going for Ralph though. He's just so simple.

Hey Big daddy, it's Regular Daddy.
Me fail English. That's unpossible.
My ear hurts and my neck hurts. I have two owies.

And the immortal
I'm special.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Elenear 'crazy cat woman' whatsername. Again, not in the poll. Boo-urns! Boo-urns!!!


Sideshow Bob's kid.... Vandeta... Vandeta... (stand on toy rake, handle hits him in the face)

allybhoy

jor el wrote: »

Too many to choose from, and some even missing :eek: How could you?

Going for Ralph though. He's just so simple.

Hey Big daddy, it's Regular Daddy.
Me fail English. That's unpossible.
My ear hurts and my neck hurts. I have two owies.

And the immortal
I'm special.

Yeh Ralph is a legend, C- A - T CAT........ Im LEARDNING


No professor Frink in the Pole? Hello, he invented the sarcasm detector!

Frink: Oh, no, please no. I have a funny story if you listen. I even wrote theme music, here listen. Ha ha, mm-m hey hey, Professor Frink, Professor Frink, He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think, He likes to run, and then the thing, with the... mm-m person... Oh boy, that monkey is going to pay.

No GILL!?

Now, let's talk rust-proofing. These Colecos'll rust up on ya' like =that=, er ... shut up,Gil. Close the deal ... close the deal!

Roddy23

Didn't see Kent Brockman in the poll either.

Kent Brockman: ... and the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.

Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.

Kent Brockman: Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes...
Kent Brockman: ...Well, touché.

Green Giant

Barney Gumble

nicolaonfire wrote: »

Has to be Hans Moleman but he isn't in the pole.

Man getting hit by football!!!!

Other classic Moleman moments:
- The change your life seminar guy throwing him through a window
- Driving a truck with Edgar Allen Poe's house attached when Homer rammed him off the road
- "Alcohol has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!"
- When he inadvertently set himself on fire after the sun magnified through his glasses
- Moleman in the Morning radio show
- Mr. Burns drilling through his head

pampers1

I think the best episode ever is the one with gool old Frank Grimes (Grimey as Homer called him)

Frank Grimes: Accidents have doubled every year since he became safety inspector. And meltdowns have tripled! Has he been fired? No. Has he been disciplined? No, no!
Lenny: Everyone makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils.